//------------------------------// // Nuclear Knowledge // Story: Stalker - Call Of Pony // by SureFreeD //------------------------------// Nikolai turned around, facing the big marble door. "What if I..." He lifted up his hand and pointed it to the door, he thought about lava, the marble door melted in front of his eyes, revealing Celestia. 'Wait, marble isn't flammable, nor it can lit on fire.' he thought, but quickly pushed the thought away. "Heh...sorry for that 'Tia." he rubbed the back of his neck. "You thought about lava didn't you?" she stepped in, avoiding the melted mess beneath her. Nikolai nodded in response. "Don't worry Nicky, I'm not going to throw you away," she grinned evily. Nikolai twiched. "Hah, relax Nicky, I was just joking, I'll never throw you away." she smiled. "So, why did you give me these powers in the first place anyway, I seem, dangerous." he looked at his hands. Celestia took a step towards Nikolai. "I'm sure you'll be able to control them." she stated reasurringly. Nikolai sighed, he knew that Celestia could be trusted, if not why would she leave him with powers such as these? "Now Nicky, would you like some breakfast?" (breakfest?) His stomach turned, losing all his apetite in a mere second. "Ah, no, I don't feel like eating or drinking anything at all." he paused. "But I sure can use a clean up!" Celestia smirked again. 'What's with all these smiles and grins and smirks and giggles and shit?' he thought, hoping that the alicorn didn't read his thoughts. "Of course dear, there is a large bathtub, more like a pool, hot water, shampoos, conditioners, soaps, shower gels, towels, toothpaste and toothbrushes." "It seems like you've been planning this for a long time eh?" he joked, Celestia got the joke and giggled. "Oh, you naughty boy!" she poked him playfully. "Well, I better get cleaning, see you in a bit Tia." he walked, only to stop dead in his tracks. "Wait, what about human clothes? I sure as hell can't wear pony ones." he informed. Celestia's horn glowed, the aura was focused on a big wardrobe, it opened, revealing different types of human clothes, from sporting to formal. "This is plotted right?" he was dumbfounded. Celestia giggled, yet again, this was starting to get creepy. "No, I knew of humans since I banished Luna... I...no, let us not talk about this matter." she rubbed her nose bridge with a hoof, squeezing her eyes tightly. "'Tia, are you okay?" asked Nikolai. "Y-yes, I'm perfectly fine." she replied. "Well, I better be off, thanks!" he went inside the bathroom, shutting the door, but not locking or bolting it. Celestia was right, the bathtub was large, it had a showerhead too, aside from it there were a few large towels hanging, a sink with a mirror above it. A window that exposed half of Canterlot. On the side of the bathtub there were various bottles for hygiene. Too many to care for. He turned on the water, filling the tub up. He fully undressed himself and threw the clothes aside, dipping himself in the warm water, it was the right temperature. His muscles quickly relaxed, taking off the dirt from the previous days of sweating and fighting. He thought about filtrating the water, because first you needed to take a shower before sipping yourself in, swimming in your own dirt and sweat is kind of...disgusting. He pulled the plug out, all the dirty water drained down the canals, or whereever the water went in Equestria. He filled the tub back again. Now he can relax. (Wait did I say that he was fully undressed? Eeewww.) He was about to drift off when a knock on the bathroom door pierced his ears. "Hey Nicky, it's Tia, can I come in?" 'What, is she being serious?!' "But, I'm naked!" he replied. "So? Ponies don't wear clothes do they?" "As it turns out I'm not a pony, and humans wear clothes for obvious reasons!" "Oh stop being a smartass and let me in!" "The door wasn't locked." He could cleary hear that Celestia had said 'bugger'. The door creaked open, Celestia entered the bathroom and shut, bolted and locked the door. "Uhm...why are you locking it?" he asked, a bit creeped out from Celestia's actions, lacking for a better word. "Shh, now, just relax I'll be right over." she said as she began to take off her golden hoofshoes, her tiara and chestpiece, she was completely naked, lack for a better word, but ponies are ALWAYS naked. Why did this make such a difference? She neared the tub, lifting a hoof up. "Tia...um...what are you doing?" he asked, taken aback. "I'm getting in silly!" she responded playfully. Sometimes Princess Celestia acts so weirdly, Nikolai doubts if it isn't her sister in a disguise. She was now fully in the tub, well the water level only reached her waist and up to the chest, somewhere in the middle, above her belly button. (If ponies do have belly buttons wow.) "Ahh, this is nice." she commented as she shifted closer to Nikolai. 'Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, don't make contact with the royal pony next to you, don't even look at her body, 'cuz you know when you look at females you get a bloody boner, and you have no underwear, and THANK GOD the water is thick so she can't see your junk.' "So Nicky, tell me what happened before you arrived in Equestria." she smiled, shifting closer to Nikolai. 'Oh god, now she's asking about a story? Fuck that shi-' 'Since when did I get a second voice?' 'Since the day you were born, asshole.' '...' 'Sorry I called myself asshole, just continue your love filled sotry with Tia.' 'Shut up.' 'Fine, I'll go away.' "Nicky? Nicky? Are you asleep?" Celestia snapped him back to reality. "Huh...wha?" "Oh good, you aren't awake." "Where were we?" he asked. "At the part where you were about to slid your tongue inside my mouth." she pulled up a fake seducive smile. Nikolai gulped. The salivia litelary stuck between his pipe. "Hah, I'm only joking, you humans are so easy to embarras." she nudged him playfully. 'Riiiight, she's only joking right?' 'Oh, shut up.' 'Blergh.'