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// Pro-Log 
// Story: The Origins of Wilson 
// by kapinder 
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	"And... it's done!" Wilson said. He lifted up a pair of steampunk wings.
"How are you able to afford all of this metal?" Fluttershy asked.
"I get all of the metal off of Stream when they have random sales," He replied putting on the wings.
"What is Stream," Fluttershy asked. "And where is Stream located?"
"...I'm not fully sure," Wilson said thinking about it.

*Meanwhile, back at the new Bandit HQ*
"Ugh, sir," A bandit said. "If we are evil, then why do we sell all of this random crap for a really cheap price almost 90% of the time?"
"It's simple," The bandit leader said. "Our sales are so cheap, people can't miss out on the chance to buy them. Soon, they will buy so much that they run out of money. Inflation will go up, and when I have all of the money. I'll be the ruler of the planet, and no one will stop me!"
(Yes this was ment to be a crappy joke about Steam -.-)

"Hey... they are having a sale on copper," Wilson said looking at a catalog.
"Didn't you just buy the copper for your wings, a few days ago?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yeah BUT... I can get twice the copper for half the price!" Wilson said smiling.
Twilight walked into the pawn shop saying, "So your the great Wilson?"
"Yeah great," Wilson said. "Great in bed, you got pwned!"
Twilight facehooved and said, "If your so great, then why can't you spell *weapon* correctly on your sign?"
"Because I copyrighted Wilson's Wepons and Wonders before realizing, I had the spelling ability of a 2nd Grader," Wilson replied.
"You seem more like an idiot then someone werth mentioning," Twilight said. "No wonder Fluttershy said nothing about you."
"....Really?" Wilson said staring at Fluttershy with insanity in his eyes.
"It's not my fault," Fluttershy said. "I pretty much fully forgot who you were."
"...Your just making it worse."
"Anyways..." Twilight said. "I wanted to know how you and Fluttershy met."
"You want to know the story of my life?" Wilson asked.
"No," Twilight said. "Just, how you two met."
"My story begins, when I was about the age of three..."
"Twilight you might want to sit down," Fluttershy said. "If he tells you every detail about his life, this story will be pretty long." Twilight sighed.