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// New Business Model 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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Knock!  Knock!  Knock!

The door opened to reveal two unicorn stallions in striped shirts and straw hats.  "Miss Vinyl Scratch?" asked the one with a moustache.

She nodded her head.  

"I'm Flam and this is my brother Flim.  We're here to do a free septic tank cleaning."





Knock!  Knock!  Knock!

The door opened.  "Flim and Flam I see," noted Rarity.  "What do you want."

"We're giving free septic tank cleanings," said Flam.

In a remarkable imitation of Applejack, Rarity raised her eyebrow.

"I assure you it's completely free."





Knock!  Knock!  Knock!

The door opened.  "Flim and Flam," said Twilight icily.  

"We're here for a free septic tank cleaning," said Flim.

"What are you two up to?" she asked.





The next day...