//------------------------------// // TEH EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN EQUESTRIA, WITH HELP OF THE INTERNET, AND RUSSIA! (MEMESPLOSION PART TWO!) // Story: This one time in Ponyville... // by justarandombrony //------------------------------// I might conclude this epic story in this chapter, you know, maybe. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one time in Ponyville... Chapter 4(5?) TEH EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN EQUESTRIA, WITH HELP OF THE INTERNET, AND RUSSIA!(MEMESPLOSION PART TWO) By: justarandombrony After the song was over, Edward from "Twilight" appeared out of nowhere. "Oh no! Kill it with fire!!!!" Twilight yelled. "OH YEAH!!!" the Koolaid Man yelled as he stomped over some communazis to kill Edward. " You cannot kill me, I have emo!!!" he yelled as he pulled a sword out of his foot face, because his face is a foot, deal with it. He ran to kill some of the good guys, but Pinkamina Pie pulled out a scalpel and slashed his kidneys. Oh, I remember that! Yeah, the rest of the story can be found here. Okay? After Pinkamina was finished, Edward was literally everywhere. "Oh no!" cried a 12 year old girl, "you cannot kill him!" "It's friday!" yelled Rebecca Black yelled as she rushed to confront the little girl. "You cannot kill me, for I am Justin Beiber!" Oh, that was Justin, sorry for the mix-up. Rebecca then ripped Justin's throat out yelling: "There can only be one!" BANG! BANG! BANG! Three shots rang out as Rebecca was shot. Everyone turned to see a BLU spy. The spy then holstered his gun, only to be stabbed by his own knife, which Twilight had stolen. Everyone continued to fight. There was an awful noise as Tac Nayn burst out of the fabric of space time being ridden by Benedict Arnold. "My old foe!" Gorge Washington said. "We meet again, Washington!" Arnold replied. The two started an old style wrestling match with knives, as Nyan cat and Tac Nayn fought. Heman and Skellator joined the long fight. 50 cent shot Lady Gaga, who stabbed Tupac, who dissed Katie Parry, who yelled at Slim Shady, who fired 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bullets at, and missed, Snookie, who tore Nikie Minaj's head off, who was shot by every decient person in the universe, who was on the side of the Equestrians and the internet, who were still fighting Russia, who were getting board of all of this comma who crap, who wouldn't stop, who Pinkie help me, who was nowhere to be found because she was my computer, who was typing this, who is getting annoying, who STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Pinkie! Yep! Umm...Russia was crushed by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds being sung by The Beatles, who were making the music for this battle. Fits, doesn't it. I mean who doesn't like good music? Oh, wait, the whole world. "Wow, If this goes on any longer then the world is going to explode." Spike said. Then Pony God came down and gave Jesus a raise and turned to Jesus(not the Spanish worker who was mentioned earlier in the sentence.) and turned him into Super Jesus. Pony God was Lauren Faust, so I guess it is really Pony Goddess. Pony Goddess then turned all of the bad people into dead, and gave the good beings new lives in The New Galactic Republic, that was governed by the old Rebel Alliance and Luke Skywalker. THE END! . . . . . . For now! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yay! Now that that is done I can work on other things. I might pull out more stories like this, so yes or no? Now, it is 12 A.M. and I need sleep. Thank you all who read it, and thank you zeewhitewolf for the read thrus, and no, I do not own Team Fortress Two. That belongs to its respected owner(s). PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!! I will make the story of how Edward died, if you want me to.