I sit in my throne room, tinkering with some machines for Tireks new metal band: Shadowed Centaurs.
I hear the sound of a guard running down the hallway, “Sir, the radio is speaking, it’s urgent!”
I fall back through my throne, using a secret portal to get to the radio room.
I tune it, and turn up the volume a bit, “To any in the universes that might hear this: we need help. My name is Ravens Breath, we were tricked by our enemies, the Combine. One of the last three free cities, Stalliongrad, is being attacked. We stand no chance alone, and we cannot get there on time. Anyone out there, please help. Universe 001. I will repeat this message.”
I hear a guard at my side shuffle, “What do we do?”
I look over at the wall, “Rally the guard.”
I pick the mic up, “Ravens Breath of Universe 001, this is Emperor Eric McBad of Universe 015. I will say one message as of now. I am coming now to assist your side in Stalliongrad. Don’t worry, I got this.”
I can hear a moment of silence on the other side, before he comes back in, almost in tears, “Emperor Eric McBad of Universe 015, I will be glad to shake what ever appendages you have after the battle is over!”
I smile, and plug the coridinates into the teleporter. I also use a newly installed loudspeaker, “Guards, we leave to help Universe 001! Let’s go!”
I smooth my moustach out one time, take out my wand, and walk into the portal.