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// On the Moon 
// Story: The Black Snake 
// by Spirit Lunar 
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" Uhm my head, where am I? "
I slowly opened my eyes and saw a dusty white ground, I'm on the ... on the MOON !!! 

I was trying to calm down and end up fainting now that I was provided that feeling. When I woke up I was still here on the moon with Equestria in front of me. I realize now that heavy chain stuck up to my hooves. I try to cancel the possession spell to no longer be stuck but unfortunately I have some sort of thing on my horn preventing me from practicing any magic.

In what problem I am frankly stuffed, here I am stuck in a body  too feminine for me without being able to practice the least magic and freedom of movement. Finally it was a bad idea. I would like to know how much time I will spend here so I ask the narrator :
" Hey, writer, could you give me the storyline please?! "
Suddenly, this one materializes in the form of a human old man sitting on the ground with a pile of board game at these feet.
" I guess so since you're going to stay there for a while, you can only go to page 5! "
" Thank you but why only the page 5? "
" Well, it would be no more fun for my readers, already that you break the fourth wall without stopping! "
" I only broke it twice! "
" For my taste, it's twice too much! "
" Forgive me, but your script is full of misspelling! "
" It is the fault of this competent of this helper, not to write properly a clean script! "
" So you are two to writer? "
" No, I manage all the story and him write the storyline that I dictate to him! "
" Can you tell me why you turned me into a mare? "
" Yes it's just funny. "
" And could you tell me how long I will stay here?"
" Of course, 1000 years! "
" ... "
" It's okay ? "
" Wait, 1000 years, but what am I going to do during all this time? "
" That's exactly the reason for this dialogue, we can also play battle cards if you wish! "
" With my hooves ?! "
" Let's say you just have enough magic to move a card! "
" it works !!! "
" Of course, I do what I like in my story! "
" Then free me! "
" I must still respect a minimum the storyline, so we did this battle? "
" Let's go! "Admitting me finally defeated.

- - - - - 999 years later - - - - -

" Still not finished huh? "
" No ! "
" Your ban ends in 20 seconds and we still have not finished the first part! "
" What a pity! " I say very ironically. Finally I'll be able to leave this madman and go in search of revenge.
" Have fun with your revenge! "sayed it
" Thank you! "Suddenly my shackles broke and I ended up propelled on Equestria at the speed of a shooting star. The last picture I see of the moon is that of a busy narrator tidying up this horrible cards battle and then all gone far my vision.