(Well, back again? Good! Let's carry on with our story, shall we -o- curious one?)
Dash looked very puzzled at me ....well, so did the rest of the Mane Six. I was shivering like a Chihuahua.
That's when the voice said "Hey! You're making me look like a scaredy cat!" (well I'm sorry voice in my head) "Lighting Dust - my name's Lightning Dust." said Lightning Dust (right Lightning Dust. You should know they turned a creature of chaos into literal stone!!!)....
"Ok, that is something to be afraid of." said Lightning Dust. I then blurted out loud "don't turn me into stone! I’d make a really bad statue!" the six mares started laughing...was that funny? I'll give then something funny. I then jumped on the table and started doing a stand-up comedy act.
"And what's the deal with timber wolfs? They are wolf and they are timber but where is their brains?!" I said. They were laughing up a storm. I decided to stop before I got off track
"Listen girls I'm not actually Lighting Dust." They let out a little chuckle "No seriously, I’m not her. I'm from another dimension." I said.
Then Pinkie said "Like from the mirror!"
“Exactly! But sort of not” I said leaving puzzled looks on their faces.
Applejack then said "Then who are ya?"
I then said "Carl. Carl Dustway".
Then Dash said "but Carl's a stallions name...and you're not a stallion".
I then said "I was." A blush came over all of their faces. ”You"re a stallion!?!” said Lightning dust (well sort of.)
Then Spike said, "wow that must be rough." I saw Twilight elbow Spike letting him knowing not to talk about that.
"Y-yeah. It is" I said. Twilight placed a hoof on me and said "it's ok, we can help you ....right girls?"
All the Mane Six said "yeah!"
“Thank you Twilight.” I said.
“You're welcome Light-...Carl.” said Twilight giving me a hug.
“Your mane smells nice” I said
“um...thank you?” Twilight said.