//------------------------------// // Chapter 2 - Got a Feelin // Story: Ponyville High // by Jaca //------------------------------// Crash was flying down the hallways around the school weaving in and out of colts and fillies exclaiming “Scuse me, sorry! Pardon me! WATCH IT!” he came to a stop finding Crème da la Crèmes locker, it was noticeable by the stallion that towered over the row of lockers guarding Crèmes locker, and he was large colt the largest in the school it was in fact hard to not notice him with his pale green coat accompanied by a shaggy neon green mane which extended over the colts eye’s what would a sane colt do? Avoid this gargantuan but not our hero. Crash walked to the behemoth of a colt with a wave “S’up Tiny, you guarding Crèmes locker fer lunch?” Tiny replied with a exhale through his nose blowing his hair up slightly Crash nodded with a fools grin and leaned on the locker next to Tiny “Sooo where’s Crème at now?” Tiny replied with the same answer accompanied by a shrug Crash sighed and eye shifted thinking of a way to get Tiny to tell him what he wants before grinning evilly “My Sis who’s at the University of Styling and beauty in Hoofdon thought you was cute before she moved there, and she is coming home next month.” Tiny’s expression changed and he lifted some hair out of his sights way revealing the softest and least threatening pair of green eyes which if not covered would give him the look of a gentle giant “R..Really…you’re…you’re not messing with me” He nervously whispered out making sure no one else was looking. As crash was about to reply a pretentious voice yelled making Crash and Tiny both stand at at ten-shun “Tiny! What is this? This? This loser doing by my locker!” The egg white unicorn colt with a suavely styled blonde mane was glaring at them both as if he was staring into their souls. He walked over with a stride towards Tiny gesturing him to come closer. Tiny complied and lowered his head to Crèmes level receving a swift hoof to the muzzle. “Listen to me you sack of snot! Piss me off and my Dad’ll sack yours! So deal with this clown before I have your crappy hovel of a home go without food or water, not like you use it anyway you filthy giant!” Crème screamed at Tiny who only stared back at him before swinging a hoof that was as large as Crash’s head into the blue pegasi’s chest pinning him against the lockers. Tiny mouthed ‘sorry’ to crash pushing the pegasi’s ribs inwards but not enough to break anything. Crash coughed smiling at the two “No prob, now Crème, Crèmmy Crème da la cool guy, can you get us on the; don’t kick out list for ye party tonight?” Crème scoffed Crash’s question, before a sadistic smile came across his face “You have 10 seconds to tell my why before I have Tiny pulverise those wings of yours. 10…9…8.” Crash panicked, he loved his wings, and flying backwards, the wind in his mane, bugs in his teeth and that one time he flew through a nest and had a bird up his nose. Coming back from his thoughts Crème was up to two and Crash gulped before yelling “I can get DJ Pon-3 at your party!” Crème stopped counting and asked “How.” Crash was sweating Bullets and began to lie through his teeth “Well she’s on a show in Hoofdon, she owes my sis a favour after saving her hairstyle, and she’ll play at your party for nothing!” Crème grinned went from sadistic to happy and nodded at Tiny to let him go “Okay Crash you and your friends are in, but if Pon-3 aint playing, your ass is mine!” He yelled before he and Tiny walked off. Crash blinked before laughing and began to fly for the nearby exit to enjoy what could have been the end of flying, after 2 minutes of pure flying he let out a sigh “Bored now.” He flew over to the clock above the main building and sighed “3 hours before schools out…this calls for an idea!” he then flew over to a bench lying on it watching the clouds on this sunny day linking their shape to what they could be. 3 hours later Crash was still watching clouds saying what he though they looked like “Bunny, Manticore, Dex’s face, that is a really lifelike” He blinked again realising it was Dex, soon accompanied by Marely’s Note’s and Rains faces, Crash offered a wave smiling “Yo, where’s Bob?” Marely Rolled her eyes pointing back towards a tree Bob sat under it enjoying life “Being Bob.” Crash sighed sitting up looking at his friends who were staring at him “What?” Dex sighed “Well you missed Math and Lit-“ Note quickly pushed Dex out the way grinning madly at Crash “Well we in?” Crash gulped and nodded “Yeah we’re in!” Marely and Rain bro hoofed, and Note danced stupidly, Dex was pulling himself off the grass and Bob was, still being bob “Umm guy’s he said…well…we have to Get DJ Pon-3 to play there.” All the ponies’ expression turned to shock which pierced crash to the core making him curl a little before a light bulb flickered appearing on his head, the pegasi frowned and bonked it until it shone “Don’t be mad I got an idea!” “And what is it!” Marely sputtered out looking on the edge of ponicide. Crash smiled “Meet at mine in half an hour, I’ll explain it!” he then flew off to his home. Marely tilted her head a tad confused “Why not now?” Note chuckled “Probably because he knew you were going to beat him to a pulp.” Dex chuckled “I’ll hold him down you go crazy.” He joked before the friends made their way back to town. Crash pointed to the blueprints of a building all his friends were surrounding the table “Okay Marely. You’re the muscle; you’ll take out the guards.” He shifted his hoof over to the other side of the plan looking at Rain. “You’re the other flyer we got you distract the crossbow guards with both sides distracted me and note will tunnel into the building using spoons.” He’d point to a crude crayon drawing of three ponies digging with spoons moving it to a crude drawing of a pony by a tree “Bob will be Bob that’s the most important part of the plan besides When we get to the Vault, Dex you Crack it open we grab what we can, meet back here and split the cash with the guys not dead or in jail, Any questions?” The five equines stared at Crash giving their best ‘Really?’ look. Marely spoke up sounding pretty confused “Are we preparing for a party or robbing the Equestrian Treasury?” Crash blinked before looking at his drawn Plans and begins to tear them up yelling frantically “You didn’t see anything!” Marely Sighed and Pushed Crash out of the way to trash his map in peace “Right, we need to get DJ PON-3 to the party, but she won’t come near us because of goofball’s restraining order.” She gestured a hoof at Crash who waved in response “Luckily I got a plan; we won’t need DJ PON-3 just someone who looks like her.” Note tapped his chin “We’re going to need a Unicorn.” He glanced to Dex with a grin. Marely smirked “One that isn’t that manly either.” She said also glancing over to Dex. Dex noticed the eyes trailing on him and backed away “Woah, Woah Woah, I can’t impersonate her, what would my mom’s say?” He gulped. Note trotted over to Dex “Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaase, Do It and I’ll owe you, I know, we’ll uhh, start playing Demons and Dice with you.” Dex raised an eyebrow contemplating it “….I get to be Demon Master?” He asked coyly Marely Sighed trotting next to Note “Yeah we’ll play that dumb game with you again…must be sad if the geeks won’t let you play with them.” Dex shot a glare at Marely. “They are sore losers who can’t handle my hard core demon runs!” Marely Rolled her eyes “Whatever here’s the plan if we want to be cool let’s go to our homes, get ready and meet up at Crèmes we’ve all been to enough parties to know what we’re doing.” Rain gulped and coughed loudly to get the room’s attention “Umm, I’ve never been to a party like this before.” Marely put a hoof around Rain with a reassuring grin. “Don’t worry chicken I’ll make sure your prepared.” The Males in the room except Bob who was head bobbing and Dex who was starting to look bored stared at the two fillies with perverted grins. Marely walked over to Crash and Note, grabbing them by their manes and slamming the two heads together. “Not like that ya gutter minded idiots!” She yelled before Leading Rain off “Party start’s at nine don’t be late, oh and Crash your mess your job to make Dex look like the famous DJ.” Not chuckled walking out of the room. “I’m off Crash seeya there, good luck.” Bob Followed afterwards bobbing his head to a beat “Yah mon.” Dex was about to leave before being grabbed and thrown into a chair by Crasher, landing in the chair with an oomph “Hey! I was going to get some food first and my Parents are going to worry!” Crash Smiled back at Dex “Don’t worry I wrote a note.” Dex stared at Crash with the ‘Really?’ look “Did you remember to give it them? A look a panic struck Crash’s face he bolted out of the windowless holes in his room. Dex sighed looking around “These posters make it impossible to find the door.” ***Meanwhile at Dex’s house***** Two Mares were snuggling together on a couch; a brick with a piece of paper attached was thrown through the living room window landing in front of them it read. ‘Dear Dex’s hot moms Dex is staying at mine. Lots of love Crashy. One of the mares let out an exasperated Sigh. “For being a genius our son hangs out with a lot of idiots.” ***And now back to our regularly scheduled programme*** Crash flew back into the room finding a bored Dex reading some comics. He flew around the room to kick up some wind blowing the posters up revealing the door. Crash flew quickly over to it pulling it open, smiling at Dex. “Wait here!” He’d walk off and his loud voice would be heard. “Mom! Is Serenes Hairdressing stuff still here?” A louder female voice would be heard one would figure out it came from Crash’s mom “Yeah Dear, what do you need it for!” Crash Yelled back “I’m dressing my friend up to look like Vinyl scratch!” “Didn’t the judge say that was illegal!?” “Nah mom only if it’s against their will!” Time passed Dex eyeing the open door contemplating escaping before Crash returned Carrying Scissors, hair dyes, gels and a chainsaw. “Uhh Crash what are you doing.” Crash rolled his eyes “Duh giving you Vinyl’s hairstyle” Dex gulped “Can’t I use a disguise spell?” Crash frowned “No my Idea’s better ‘sides Crèmes a unicorn, he’d probably sense the spell!” ======== Marely’s place was a one bedroom apartment, nothing fancy but enough to live by, she was currently walking around Rain who seemed to be amazed at the Filly’s independence. “Wow, so you live by yourself?” Rain asked looking around at the adequate appliances in awe. Marely Chuckled as he began to brush her dreads out letting her mane fall messy before brushing it straight and neat “Came from Canterlot, course those biggots didn’t like their daughter playing zebra music, one fight later I’m disowned, don’t worry I don’t go without, Bob’s family helped me out, I just help them out, his dad sells records.” Rain nodded “Are you and bob?” she left the question ambiguous only to see Marely Laugh her head off. “Man that’s rich, no, he’s like my brother, he doesn’t say a lot but you don’t want to see him when he’s mad, he did time two years ago, breaking some pony’s muzzle!” Rain blinked “Oh, Anyone you got your eye on?” Marely Shook her head once more “Life’s too short to worry about love, take every day as it comes, that’s how the zebra singer Sosauti lived his life and damn it I will as well.” She noticed Rain looking down “Course, Since I aint looking for love doesn’t mean you can’t chick you got any Colts or Filly’s in mind?” Rain let out an eep looking to the ground blushing “Well err, that ummm.” Marely chuckled “I know your pining for Note.” She winked “C’mon let’s get you ready, make him practically follow you.” ========== Dex Opened his eyes staring at his new hairdo it looked exactly like Vinyl Scratches, granted he was missing part of his left ear now but luckily it hadn’t drawn blood just hurt a lot “Wow, Crash, How did you?” Crash shrugged “Sis practiced on me, besides I stalked scratch long enough to know how she had it done.” Dex Sighed “Buddy no offense but you should be locked up.” Crash chuckled with a smile “If they couldn’t keep me locked up before no way are they going to keep me locked up now.” Dex hummed staring at his new styled mane, some earphones being placed over his ears, as well as goggles placed over his eyes concealing their colour “Looks like we’re almost done.” Crash smiled “Almost” He’d grabbed a bucket of white powder from his closet and chucked it at Dex turning his light purple coat white as snow. Dex coughed like mad before looking at Crash “Why do you have body makeup?! Crash frowned at Dex “Shut up because!” Dex sighed “Whatever you crazy asshole what now.” Crash Smiled “Now, we got a party to get to.” Bob Stared at himself in the mirror tying his dreads into the pony tail, reaching up to his headphones switching his headphones volume from ‘Private’ to ‘Let’s do this He took off his headphones revealing a chewed left ear he continued his head bobbing the beat from his headphones now sounded like a stereo was blasting the beat. “I got a feelin, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night.” Note was fixing his hair in his room having added blonde dye to the tips of his hair busy clicking 2 earrings into his left ear bobbing his head to a beat “I gotta feelin, that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good good night.” Bob had his rollerblades on gliding down the street the beat still playing loudly, the streets filled with colts and fillies around his age all heading to the same place, him singing at them as he glided past “Gotta feelin oooooohoooo, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night.” Rain a Marely emerged from Mare’s, Marely’s hair longer and straight making her look less threatening than usual, Rain main Kept her punk style but was longer and had streaks of pink, both fillies made their way down the streets with the rest of the teenage youth of ponyville heading for the same place Marely singing in tune with the beat she was hearing.Ooohooo, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night” Rain began to join in with her “ That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.” Crash was flying at Extreme speeds through the night sky, he hadn’t done much to get ready, just decorate his body with green and red UV paint. The pattern straight lines making him look techo one side of him read ‘This space for rent’ Dex looking the spitting image of Vinyl scratch has his hoofs around crash’s neck hanging on for dear life, both grinning madly.“Tonight’s the night! Let’s Live it up! I got mah money! Let’s spend it up!” The Pegasi Sang. Below them Note was gliding his way to the party on a skateboard trying to catch up to bob, Jumping to grind over the benches through the park “Go out and smash it, Like oh my Goddess, Jump off that sofa, let’s get get off.” He finished kick flipping as he finished grinding through the park and now weaving past the fillies and colts on the way to the party. Rain and Marely were walking at a normal pace blended in with a crowd of other Colts and fill’s heading for Crèmes. Marely looked to a unsure Rain grinning “I know that we’ll have a ball, if we get down, go out, and just lose it all.” She sang to the beat shooting a glare at a colt that looked like he had a lot too pre drink, swerving around him as he came to hug her continuing to sing “I feel…stressed out, I wanna let it go. Let’s goo waaaay out spaaaced out an losing all control.” “Ch-ch-chi- Fill up my cup!” Sang Bob weaving through the crowds of people ont heir way to Crèmes party of other parties gliding towards fills dancing in the street “Mazal tov, look at her dancing.” He crashed into one sending her on his back him still gliding through the streets; looking back he winked at her through his shades “Let’s get it off!” The Filly responded by sending Bob into the floor with her back hoof before making her way back to her friends.” Crash flying overhead Dex Scratch still holding on, Crash had a bucket of UV paint he was pouring as he flew not caring who it hit “Let’s Paint the town, we’ll shut it down!” Note Skateboarding Caught up to Bob kick flipped over the downed earth pony “Let’s burn the roof!” Bob got up and glided after Note on his skates grinning “And then we’ll do it again!” he continued gliding past party goers still gesturing to them as he sang past them “Let’s do it let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s doo it, an do it, an do it!” “Let’s Live it up!” Sang Rain and Marely as the Singing Bob glided past them. “An do it, an do it, an do it, do it, do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it! Coz I gotta feeling, ooohooo, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night” He neared Crèmes place which was a 4 story mansion on the edge of ponyville gates gardens all that stuff, looked like the party already started, disco and rave lights seen from the windows, colts and fillies rocking out outside as well as in, chugging cider and other fruit related cocktails, no doubt this place would be trashed by morning but tonight, it was a night to go wild. Crash flying faster still singing with the beat “ooohooo that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night!” Dex holding on for dear life Crash flying both of them through one of the windows disappearing into the rave inside. Note reached the gates skating past the pony’s already partying in the large garden “Tonight’s the night! Let’s live it up!” Catching up with Marely and Rain he jumped off his board letting it continue riding past them, Marelyy continuing the song with note as the made their way to the large building. “Let’s live it up!” “I got my money! Let’s spend it up!” “Let’s spend it up!” Added Bob who who finally caught up to the group hopping out ghis rollerblades as he rolled letting them run away with Note’s skateboard.. “Go out and smash it!” “Smash” Sang exclaimed Marely. “Like Oh my Goddess.” “Like oh my Goddess!” Note repeat Sang “Jump off that sofa! Let’s get get off!” They all sang the last word, Making their way into one of the many room’s the atmosphere was crazy at least to Rain, Ponies making out with each other, dancing to the rave music, well if you’d call it dancing it was just jumping up and down, She stuck closer to the group looking around keeping her guard up. The group began to rave in the room they were in with the other ponies giving a clauhstraphobic feel a paper cup full of cider was frown bob jumped up grabbing it “Fill up mah cup!” holding it with his teeth he raised his head glugging the beverage down. “Drink” Sang yell Marely “Mazal tov” “L’chaim” “Look at her dance!” Gestured bob to one of the ravin fillies “Move it Move it” Bob made his way to said filly winking from behind his sunglasses “Let’s get it off.” What happened next Bob didn’t expect, the fill grabbed his by his pony tail and two disappeared somewhere, the others besides Rain weren’t paying much attention. Note took the lead now jumping with the ponies to the beat now looking vandalized by blue green and red UV paint “Let’s paint the town!” “Paint the town!” Followed Marely “We’ll shut it down!” “Shuut it down!” Added Marely who now had blue UV stripes on her back covering her usual zebra painted stripes “Let’s burn the roof!” Shout sang Note “And we’ll do it again, let’s do it, Let’s do it, let’s do it lets doo it, an do it, an do it,” jumping around hair now splattered with UV Green UV paint. "Let’s Live it up!” Added Marley who’d pulled Rain into the rave, she figured it was better than watching the rave from a corner and besides she didn’t want their new friend to get dragged off and get party phobia forever, speaking of dragged off they had no idea where Crash and Dex were but for now didn’t care. “An do it, an do it, an do it, do it, do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it do it do I do it.” The beat picked up every pony in the room jumping more in frenzy everyone joining in with the lyrics of course no one would know who started it off. “Here we come; here we go we gotta roock, Eaasy come easy go, now we on top! Feel the shot body rock! Rock it don’t stop Round and round! Up and down! Around the clock!” Marely took the lead from note still jumping with the frenzied raver ponies who were singing with the beat “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturaday , Saturday and Sunday! We keep keep keep keep on going we know what we say, party every par par party every day!” Crash was following Dex Scratch in the upper regions of the house; his unicorn friend was being escorted by as Crème put it ‘Father’s men’ to make sure the DJ wasn’t assaulted, Crash wasn’t worried bobbing his head to the party beat sure things would be okay “Gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, tonight’s gonna be a good good night.” He was escorted to a dancehall where it was rather devoid of dance more some ponies waiting for something the loud music from downstairs dying down “Ooohooo that tonight’s gonna be a good night, tonight’s gonna be a good night, tonight’s gonna be a good good night, oohoooo” As the ahem groups musical number finished the centre of the dance floor roared with fireworks exploding into ultraviolet paint a DJ’s booth extended from the centre gaining everyone attention, bright lights spelt DJ Pon-3. Crash seeing this smiled “Wow Dj Pon-3s here.” He smiled waiting for everything to sink in before grimacing “Oh crap.” [[Author Notes, Well here’s chapter two, I had no idea how long it would take to write the 2nd half of that but I think it was a nice make up for the lack of funny in this chapter, don’t worry chapter 3 shall be out when I come back from a work holiday ¬_¬ translation, working abroad Song’s Black eyed Pea’s I gotta feeling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA&ob=av3e Hope you enjoy I found this chapter fun to write, Catch y’all later!]]