//------------------------------// // Paging Doctor Sparkle // Story: Paging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs) // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// Paging Doctor Sparkle by Super Trampoline Fm B Fm Bb Fm Db Bbm G° (Eb(7)) F VERSE 1 Cm         There was a time and a place when B         You and I stood face to face, friend E                                                                     Eb         Do you remember when we used to play? Bbm        We were both shy but both brilliant A+        Thought that our ties were resilient Db/Ab                                                           Eb9/G         Nothing could tear us apart ‘til that day Gb                Db/F    Ebm7 Gb/Db         It ain’t hard to see just what she saw in you          D                 A Db/Ab Gb And I wish that I could say I was just jealous. Bbm           Ebm          E             B         I’d’ve understood you heading somewhere new,      (C#) D                 C# B           F# But you didn’t even care enough to tell us. CHORUS Ebm                                               A         Do you remember me, Dr. Sparkle? Ebm                                                                    Bbm Am         Do you remember the things that you said? (Things you Abm                                                              Ebm (/Db) Cb (/Bb) said) Do you remember your promise to help me?                    Abm (/Gb)    Bbm/F /Db    Eb Or has this princess business only       gone to your head? VERSE 2 Cm       There was a place and a time when B       You were my partner in crime, then E                                                                         Eb       Everything changed when you hurried away. Bbm       Now that you finally slink back A+       You have the hubris to think that Db/Ab                                                               Eb9/G       There are some magical words you can say Gb              Db/F    Ebm7 Gb/Db       It was hard for me to step out of my shell          D                A Db/Ab Gb And it took all of my nerves to throw that party Bbm                   Ebm E               B       Have you ever had a night of living hell?     (C#) D                                 C# B F# Did you think that you could make it up with sorry? CHORUS Ebm                                               A         Do you remember me, Dr. Sparkle? Ebm                                                                    Bbm Am         Do you remember the things that you said? (Things you Abm                                                              Ebm (/Db) Cb (/Bb) said) Do you remember your promise to help me?                    Abm (/Gb)   Bbm/F /Db     Eb Or has this princess business only       gone to your head? Eb D G E Db Cm F Cm Gb Cm F Cm Ab Fm D° (Bb(7)) C Fm B Fm Bb Fm Db Bbm G° (Eb(7)) F VERSE 3 Dm       Here is a riddle I’ve pondered: C#       How many times have you wandered F#.                                                                 F      Over to my house since that fatefully day? Cm       Funny, the answer’s still zero B+       So much for friendship’s great hero Eb/Bb                                                            F9/A       It would appear though your guilt is allayed. Ab                     Eb/G Fm                   Ab/Eb       Guess you didn’t really care about your friend           E                  B Eb/Bb Ab In the end you just pretended to feel better Cm                 Fm                E A                G       Fool me once, well shame on you, fool me twice, I’m to blame too              D          A      E It’d be nice to have a friend who follows through            G             D B It’d be nice to have a friend won’t forget her friends like you! CHORUS Em                                                  Bb         Do you remember me, Dr. Sparkle? Em                                                                     Bm Bbm         Do you remember the things that you said? (Things you Am                                                               Em (/D) C (/B) said) Do you remember your promise to help me?                    Am (no chords) Or has this princess business only gone to your head?