Cadance smiled. She loved seeing new couples at Swingers Night. But this couple was literally new.
"Are you two ready for this? It's important that couples have a solid bond before exploring other partners, and according to the information card, you've only been together three months."
Maud smiled. "I'm not worried. Our relationship is rock solid."
"Well great," Cadance replied. "Maud, you can partner with Shining Armor, and Mudbriar, let's go have a good time!"
later...
''Wow, that's quite a long, uh, stick you have there.''
"I'm an expert on sticks, and this isn't a stick. Technically, it's my penis."