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// Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep? 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Luna, 

I get it, you felt bad for all the issues you caused, especially inconveniencing me, but did you really have to create that tantabus thing to give yourself nightmares?  I almost wonder if you didn't create it solely so that you could troll me in the future and cause me to have to do something with those acquaintances.  Now could you do me a favor and stop feeling bad about all the shit you've put everypony through because I certainly don't want to put up with this again. 

Also, when you made that shared dream you could have at least had me initiating Fluttershy instead of having the two of us having to chase down an overgrown puff of smoke shaped like you?  Now I had always thought you were the nice sister but now I know you are no better than your sister.  You are a troll but the only difference is that your trolling could have destroyed all of Equestria, AGAIN! 

Upset With You, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Sister, 

Bravo, bravo!  I am so glad that you decided to quit being such a stick in the mud and trolled Twilight and her acquaintances.  Yes it was only in the dream realm but it was a start.  Next time, do it when she is awake.  Perhaps you could drag her over to Fluttershy's cottage, put a horn cap on her and force her to watch PETA Girl and Rarity get it on.  She would absolutely love that! 

Glad You're Learning How to Troll, 

Big Sister





To the Worst Monarch Ever, 

Did you know about your younger sister's tantabus thing that she used to troll us?  Do you know that if it had broke into the waking world it could have destroyed Equestria?  I think you really need to have a talk with her and let her know that doing such things will not be tolerated!  If you would do that it would be greatly appreciated. 

The Best Monarch Ever, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





To Celestia's Crybaby Inferior, 

Good grief, you honestly think I would create something that dangerous solely to troll you?  If I wanted to troll you in your sleep, I would have simply gave you a dream where you would have to watch Fluttershy get it on with that pony who stole your cutie mark or give you one where the spa twins left you for one of the rich hags up here.  You're nothing special and you certainly aren't worth me giving myself nightmares over.

I had always thought that my sister exaggerated over your constant bitching but it looks like she is right, all you do is bitch and whine about everything.  Watch out the next time you go to sleep because you may wind up having a dream that you will find most unpleasant. 

Planning on Ruining Your Dreams, 

Princess Luna 





Big Sister, 

I must admit, trolling Twilight is quite a bit of fun and I plan on doing it more often, both in the waking world and in the dream realm.  What I will do in the waking world I am not sure of yet but in the dream realm, I have plenty of plans for her.  

Glad I Can Make You Proud, 

Little Sister 





To My Crybaby Inferior, 

What my sister does to troll you is none of my business nor do I care.  As long as she doesn't turn into Nightmare Moon again she can troll you in any way she damn well pleases.  I do have a favor, the next time she ruins your erotic dreams about Fluttershy, let me know all the juicy details about how she had somepony else steal PETA Girl away from you and forced you to watch their action.  Now quit your bitching or I will order her to seduce Fluttershy in the waking world and initiate her as her friend right in front of you. 

Sincerely, 

Your Superior Princess