Dear Princess Celestia,
Once again I have learned that Apple Bloom is an idiot. After failing to get a bowling cutie mark, she mixes up a brew and manages to get the cutie pox. What is even worse is that my apple picking acquaintance brought her over to me thinking I could fix her. I knew what the hell was wrong with her but I am not a doctor. I will admit though, watching her get mark after mark and acting dumber and dumber was rather fun.
Thankfully Zecora knew what the cure was for cutie pox and gave it to Apple Bloom so we don't have a contagious pony running around anymore. The bad thing, she is once again bitching about not having a cutie mark and is now bound and determined to make a brew that will give her a mark but not give her a disease. As long as she leaves me alone and doesn't try to give me a disease, I suppose I shouldn't be too worried.
Your Banished Student,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Celestia,
Ah just don't get it, why can't my friends and I get our cutie marks? We have tried so many things but we just can't find our special talents yet. Would you give us cutie marks, pleeeeeeease?
Your Loyal Subject,
Apple Bloom
Dear Princess Celestia,
What is it with that filly, why must she act so silly? Can she not just understand that cutie marks take time? Could you please let her know that theft is a crime? Punishment I think is a must but please be sure it is just.
Zecora
To My Banished Student,
So the cutie mark cult is at it again huh? I know they irritate you and pretty much everypony else around them but I have some advice. Instead of complaining, just sit back and enjoy watching them make fools out of themselves.
Your Overlord,
Princess Celestia
To Apple Bloom,
I'm going to be honest, while I think you and your friends are idiots, you have to be the worst of the three. At least they accepted the fact that they suck at bowling but you just had to steal Zecora's flowers to get what you wanted, didn't you? Now I will let you know this, had anypony else got sick because of you, I would have had to banish you to Tartarus. Keep that in mind before you go trying to earn your mark again.
Oh and by the way, NO, I will not give you three cutie marks.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
To Zecora,
I think remaining a blank flank is punishment enough for her but don't worry, I did threaten her about the consequences of what future acts of larceny would entail.
Signed,
Princess Celestia