"Ok so apparently some important things happened on Clyde's end while I was singing with the janitor so I'm just going to give control of the storytelling to Clyde up until we get meet up again so take it away Clyde!"
"thanks man but do I really have to do this with the alternative colour?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Never mind I'll just talk like this"
"You don't sound any different-WAIT ARE WE IN A FANF-"
[SLAM!]
So anyway after taking the scale down to my place I once again took a swing at the prick sitting at the bar only to my disappointment, pass through him like usual, I grabbed a bottle and went into the door hidden under the bar and took a look at the merchandise stand like I do every Tuesday and I bought a book titled: "rhythm, the blues, and good rhymes for you!" And I payed the merchant a bag of shredded cheese (my realm's currency consists of cheese) and I tried to take it back to my room with the scale but the fucktard at the bar decided to take my stuff since he knew it had no penalty,
He ran through the corridor and into one of the many doors, I finally after all these years found out how he got into here and I can safely say that I am going to wait for the day he comes back and I am going to destroy him.
In case you didn't know I'm going to tell you something Noah won't and probably will never acknowledge until we find the cure. Noah's entry into equestria wasn't his first encounter with magic you see. Long ago when I was just chilling in my main man's mind I saw something that was out of place. A dark lock was on him and keeping him from finding love. He was emotionally dead inside in terms of love and it only came close to shattering on its own when someone actually was trying to start a relationship with Noah. She was quickly killed by the same fucktard who cursed Noah in the first place: death himself. Death made the mistake of mixing up some files and mistakenly sent the bad karma curse after Noah instead. Realizing his mistake death instructed Noah on how to fix the curse, he needed to find three key items that would break the lock: a ridiculous diet consisting of dairy products plus his usual diet, the scale of a water dragon, and the ability to walk through shadows. Naturally death was a bit behind on the times and was unaware that magic had ceased to exist after the witch trials eventually killing off the genes needed in a human to allow for magic and the magically enchanted creatures that were created by the excess magic in the air eventually went extinct thanks to the lack of magic.
Noah found out that all the excess energy of the curse had some interesting side effects. Noah could by simply standing near another male increase the hormones being produced by both him and the other guy a whopping 39 percent! Noah by simply writing a letter in the disguise of the secret lover would basically bring out any true emotions that one had for another (wich is why spike and rarity are now a thing despite the absolutely dumb letter he sent). Basically the curse trades the ability to actually truly love another person for the ability of becoming the ultimate wingman. But now that I'm free from Noah's mind I have been wondering... Am I cursed as well?
I'm also starting to believe that Noah might be a bit colour blind since the scale although coming from the ancient one Steve magnet it's not blue at all! I know how he thinks but this wasn't even something that was normal. His eyes were fine so long as he had his glasses but he lost those when we came to the world but it's like he hasn't noticed.
I decided to play a drinking game that I call: drink everytime that I hate the bar guy.
Ok I might have just a small problem with alcohol so what? It can't kill me as far as I know
And after a few drinks I met up with Noah and asked how the interrogation went in my drunken slur and I didn't quite get what he said so I just decided to hide in his shadow and take a little nap, I woke up a week later according to Noah and now that this is out of the way I can let Noah back in the room and basically let him tell you guys what happened during the time I was out so I'm just gonna-
"WHAT IS REAL?! AM I REAL?! AAAAAAAAAAA-[TINK!]
Ok I guess I will just uh let him have a bit of a nap and I really hope I didn't let him know this was a fan fiction
I'm just uh... Gonna go