Hello if you are reading this you are making a glorious contribution to science.
I'm Noah and I will be your guide to my own wonderful legacy of bamboozlement and luck for a complete accident that ended a war and saved a world of tiny equine creatures known more commonly as ponys.
Let's wind this back up a bit to before that fateful night that my dreams and memes saved equestria.
It was a regular Saturday evening for me as I scoured the junkyard for parts. my homemade shooting range needed more targets and I had found a few other parts that I basically just took. Me and the owner of the yard were actually surprisingly close friends. I have a ideology about countries I use the best stereotypes and other attributes and give them to a country. As it turns out he was French and he loved my statement about the French basically having the most hardcore medics of all time (in my opinion) and somehow we ended up getting a few drinks and now he's my man for building things. Anyway he gives me access to the yard and so there I was collecting garbage for the great honour of being shot by a gun.
I got back to my training station and I unloaded the parts and shot them down with skill (missing and hitting it with a well timed expert super ultra light shove) I put down the big cube that was filled with a dark green substance that I concluded was probably the result of a failed attempt at making drugs, after setting it down I took inventory Ten rounds. But for what? I will tell you!
I had gotten lucky with a sale and got a classic Remington that I lovingly customized with a nice shiny blue coat of paint and a suppressor, I named this beauty after a character from a tv show that I watch called my little pony. And so I chose this name to represent the hero that no one expected and never saw again. A brave soul who made a choice that in the grand scheme of the episode didn't do much yet changed everything. And so I dubbed it... the S-T-V magnet. Yes I get it it's not what you expected but I really don't care so anyway, I took aim and *pop*. miss, I was about to unleash a whole new brand of hell on the cube until suddenly i ran into a cobweb and swatted frantically calmly removed it from my face and then right in front of me a green ball suddenly appeared and grew in size until it was about the size of a small doorway. It seamed like this just got a bit more Intriguing