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// me, myself, and i 
// Story: I Don't Write 
// by Clean Karma 
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I just wanted to say real quick that these stories are not on a specific time schedule and are not chronological, meaning this story comes at whatever time you want unless something proves otherwise (e.g. stating that they're in the old library even though it got destroyed BY JOHN CENA).



Twilight sat inside the Friendship Castle reading a book, as per the norm, shutting out the rest of the world, once again, per the norm.  The day had other plans though.

knock knock

"..."

Knock Knock

"..."

KNOCK KNOCK

"Hmm...?"  Twilight lifted her head and turned towards the door.  Hearing no more sound she returned to her studies before...

KNOCK KNOCK!!

...will you stop interrupting me!?

"Oh!  I'm not expecting anypony.  I wonder who that is."  Twilight stated.  She then got out of bed and made her way to giant castle doors.  Upon arriving to them she used her magic to open them.  On the other side was Maud.

"Oh.  Hello Maud.  Long time no see...um what are you doing here?"

A brief second silence passed before Maud responded, "hello twilight.  it has been a long time since i saw you last."  without another word, Maud stepped into the castle, which actually wasn't that hard since castle doors tend to have wide entrances.

Twilight huffed, "Come on in." she closed the door behind Maud and followed her as Maud trotted to the center of the giant room.  Stopping she turned around and faced Twilight.  the two stared at each other for a few seconds until Maud spoke, "i need your help twilight."





In one particular room labeled "Experiment Room 4B a lavender unicorn and a grey (i guess) earth pony stood with symbols written on the ground.  In front of Maud was a crystal of some sort.  Twilight had a few generic technology objects taped to Maud's head, per the norm which she hasn't done illegally to anypony ever.

Twilight looked up from her notepad and addressed her emotionless friend, "You sure you want to do this?"

Maud merely nodded, which was a lot of movement for her part.

"Okay then."  Twilight pressed a conveniently placed button on a giant computer thing she never used to help solve friendship missions with.  After some hissing, the machine burst into flames causing the room to be filled with smoke.

Twilight coughed for a few seconds and then used her magic to fan away the smoke.  What she saw, left her speechless.  There before her, were three Mauds.  A purple one, a red one, and a pink one.

The pink one smiled looked to her right at the red one, "Hi, I'm Maud.  Who are you?  Why do you look like me?  (gasp) are we twins!?"

"Shut up!  i hate loud ponies!"

"Can't we all just be friends?  Ya know, like the ones kiss each other...a lot?"

"No!  I hate kissing!"

"Oh!  What about parties!?  Do you hate those!?"

"Yes!  Especially parties!  Even the ones my sister throws"

"WHAT!?!?" Pinkie was suddenly standing in between all three ponies (how does that work).  Her tears began to water, "I thought you loved my parties Maud."

"I love your parties Pinkie.  Maybe we could go have one right now heheh."

Twilight looked at the four ponies for a few more seconds and thought I can stay here nad possibly stop a catastrophe or she turned her head to the door Let the princesses solve this one.





An elderly pony slammed a book that was lying in his hooves as he looked at his three sons in their makeship bed made from scrap metal they had found in the wastelands.

"...and that's how Equestria fell kids.  Now shut up and go to sleep while your mothers Twilight, Rarity, and Ember and I seal our marriage all night long, causing your minds to be scarred forever.  Goodnight!"