Pyro danced around the lush green field, spraying his Rainblower everywhere to make plants grow and tickle his friends silly with his lollipop. He entered a BLU-coloured building and descended a flight of stairs to where the candy was kept, where his RED French friend, 'ze spy' as he liked to call himself, tried to tickle him on the back with a feather. There had always been this game of hide-and-seek, where the spy would try to tickle his friend, the Pyro, with his feather in order to make him fall asleep. The Pyro would try to do the same to the spy with his Ranblower.
This time, however, the Spy had a trick up his sleeve. When the Pyro came for him, he faked around a corner then went around it again, forcing the Pyro to expose his back and thus allowing him to backstab the still W+M1ing Pyro. He snickered as he tossed his spent cigarette onto the Pyro's body.
He sat on the Pyro's body for a while before going off to do battle with the Pyro again. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was next to him.
What do?