//------------------------------// // Jessica vs Minor // Story: Why me Quickies // by Miner //------------------------------// "We begin our day with Jessica... Wait. WHAT! Hold on a second." I look back at the title of the chapter. "Jessica vs. Minor?! That can't possibly be correct." "Oh, you see my dear friend it is," I look behind me to see Jessica standing in the doorway. "Jessica! Uh? Might I ask why are you in my office and not at Pony Ville right now?" "Oh, you know. Stopping by to pick up my check, talking to coworkers, plotting my revenge on you, see my schedule for the week. You know all that good stuff." I give her a flat stare. "Jessica I am not dumb. I heard what you just said. And for what reason have you need to attack me?" "WHAT REASON? Have you read the story!?!? And what you have put me through?" "Jessica please calm down. I made sure you were aware of what was going to happen to you if you took the job." "And look where that got me! I have been assaulted, insulted..." I then way a hand in front of her. "Hay. hay. No, go using your same old lines again." "And you do stuff like that!" she then gets into a battle stance. "Your time has come!" "Wait can we- AAAHHH!" *CRASH*================================================================================================================================================================================================= ==================================================================================================== "Hi, there everypony. Pinkie here. So Minor is being attacked by Jessica right now so I will be writing what is going on." Jessica throws another book at Minor; whose now in his pony form, ducks. "Ha! You mi-" But he didn't dodge the next one that hit him square on the nose. "OOWW." he said rubbing his nose with a hoof. "And there is more where that came from!" Jessica then charge at him and now they are playing ring around the rosy around me. "Now Jessica, Please you are being completely unreasonable." "The only thing unreasonable around here is your sense of humor!" "And what is wrong with it? My stories have gotten noticed because of it." "Yeah at my expense. And now I will show you just how much I appreciate it. Now hold still." "You know that is not going to happen. And Pinkie, get off of my laptop. How are you even use it anyways? you don't have fingers." "Friendship is Magic." "That doesn't tell me- AHHH!" Jessica has finally gotten hold of Minor and is now choking the life out of him. He then flips her over him and... "Chase scene. Okay, everypony things are going to be a little fast. So I will try to keep up with as much as I can. So expect some typos. Also if you know some good chase music now would be a good time to play them." Minor runs through one door and closes it behind him and Jessica fails to open the door. Only to see him walk out of a door down the hall and gives him chase.They both enter room closing the door behind them. What happened next was very funny as they continue to run through the series of doorways in the hallway. He would leave one to enter another with Jessica behind him, and sometimes it would be the other way around. But she would notice and chase him to another room. They would zigzag from door to door and sometimes they would be coming out of two doors at the same time going in the opposite direction. And Minor Just ran into his double "Watch where you are going!" they said at the same time and ran back into the room they just came out of. And I do believe I saw Derpy walking from one door to another. Jessica saw this and did a double take. "Where did she come from?" right at that moment Minor was sneaking out of one room but was spotted by Jessica and off they go again. Minor runs around the corner dodging Jessica but she notices and doubles back only ran face first into a pie. *Splat* She wipes the faceoff with her hoof and looks straight at him. "Where did you get that?" "How am I suppose to know? It just showed up on in hoof, and have another one." *splat* "You're dead!" Jessica is now on his tail and corners him at an old bridge over a carven. "Wait how is there a bridge over and fifty-foot drop in my house?" he said looking at the drop "You better move Minor." He steps lightly on to the bridge and makes his way across. "This is not possible." "Oh you think you can escape me by going somewhere dangerous. Well, I got news for you I am not afraid to die you blue butt! What am I saying? Pinkie get my lines right!" "Oh come on Jessica. Not even a little humor." "Fine but only a little." "Can I have a say in this?" "Yes, you can. Once I get you." "Wait. hold on Jessica the bridge can't hold-" *SNAP* "Too late" *SNAP**SNAP**SNAP* they both started falling to the cavern below. Jessica is screaming her head off while Minor has a hoof to the side of his face with a bord expression. "This is no longer the house I know anymore." "How can you be so calm we are going to die!" Minor just look back at her "No, we are not. We just need to stop falling." "And how do you plan to do that?!" "Like this." *SCCCREEEEK* Minor then extend his legs as if we were trying to stop running fast. And did stop in mid-air and caught Jessica before she hits a large rock at the bottom. She hangs onto him and then looks at the spike and him a few times. "How are you doing that?" "Don't ask me. I am not the one writing this part." "But you are the author. You are supposed to be in charge of everything that happens in these stories." "True but am I in charge of what is happening to us right now?" "Now that you mention it. You aren't are you?" "Enope." "But then why would something lik-" Jessica's eyes open wide "PINKIE!" "Ah oh. ummmm. This is not supposed to happen. Come on Pinkie think." "Well at least when you were in charge. You never tried to kill me with no way of saving myself." "Why would I want to kill or seriously injury somepony." "I don't know but I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happens in the sequel." he then put her down and they both wander around the bottom of the carven. "So Minor, can you get us out of here?" "Not unless you do something funny." "Why?" "That is just how it works here." "So Looney toon logic, got it." "Hay speak with respect when you talk about the masters!" "What is her prob- wait, masters!" "Where do you think she learned how to do everything she knows?" "Does that mean you have met them too?" "No. I am only familiar with their methods. I have never been trained by them." "So then- nevermind. So if this place works with that logic. Then that means Pinkie is behind this door." Jessica then pulls a secret open revealing Me typing on the computer. "Hi, guys." "Pinkie just sends me back to Pony Ville, please. I have had enough for one day." "FIne but don't blame me if Minor teleport you to Canterlot High for no reason." "WH-" and with that Jessica is back home. Pinkie looks back a Minor. "Is she ever going back Home?" Minor then grab the computer and is returned to his human form. "Wait for the sequel like everyone else." he then types a few thing onto the laptop and Pinkie is sent away. "Now then where is my room here?"