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// Parental Glideance 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Additional contributions by MixMassBasher





Dear Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles,

Could you adopt me?

Rainbow Dashs’ honorary sister,
Scootaloo





Dear best daughter ever,

Thanks for that private air show performance, but wasn't that name a bit of a mouthful?

Sincerely,
Mom and Dad





Dear Mom and Dad,

It's a working title.

Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash





Dear Bow Hothoof,

Say, Scootaloo told us about that awesome door you installed to Rainbow's trophy room.

We're wondering if you could install one with a klaxon for Twilight's bedroom. So we know when to run for cover.

What do you charge for your services?

Sincerely,
Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Spike





Dear Scootaloo,

Thanks for helping us reconnect with our daughter.

Now, about that hole in my front lawn that you made on the way up here...

Sincerely,
Bow Hothoof