Chapter 9:
“What are those?” The Princess asked, leaning slightly for a closer look at my candy that may as well be sent straight from God himself.
“Oh,” I began, ready to rant as the first piece hung from my mouth, as I spoke I held it in place with my teeth, “these are strawberry flavored Twizzlers. Back on earth they’re a type of candy. Particularly my favorite.”
“Hmmm… would you mind if I tried one?”
“Not at all, mipony.” I said, trying to be cool but most likely failing.
She ripped one of them from the rest with her magic and levitated it to her mouth, took a small bite, then soon devoured the entire string of red candy.
“I must say I can see why they’re your favorite, Dorian.” Celestia said after clearing her mouth of the bits and pieces of what was left in her mouth.
“Like I said, ‘food created by God himself.’”
“Indeed,” she replied coolly, in the style that a TV character would right before the episode ended or went to commercial. “In fact, it might be better than cake.” After she said that she stared ahead blankly as she walked, as if she had just committed a great betrayal.
Of course I didn’t notice, I was too busy screaming in my head. Something along the lines of, “OH MY GOSH THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!”