Dear Fluttershy,
Say, how's Angel's training going for Equestrian Ninja Warrior coming along? Think you can get Tank a spot?
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash
Dear Fluttershy,
So in short, you gave animals too lazy to leave the hospital a sanctuary that they can be too lazy to leave that place.
What the hell happened to natural selection?
-Twilight Sparkle
FOAL FREE PRESS
PAVILION CAPACITY PROBLEMS
Mayor Mare's "Me Too" Awareness Campaign was forced to relocate to Ponyville Adjacent when the town pavilion reached capacity.
"In hindsight, we really should have seen this coming. After all, when you hold a campaign to raise awareness for ponies who have been sexually harassed by Princess Twilight Sparkle, obviously we should have known that the entire town would show up," the mayor commented.