"Fuckin' cool shit!" Dash exclaimed, clanking bottles with a drunken DIO as Fluttershy cuddled up next to him whilst Twilight sat with the most unimpressed Twilight face ever.
"Hoho!" DIO said with half lidded eyes and a bizarre smile, "This drink, this drink is amazing."
"I know right? I got it from Applejack's distant relatives," Rainbow replied with a grin. DIO laughed, sticking a finger through his head casually.
"Saikou ni haitte yatsu da!" DIO laughed, Rainbow laughed as well, totally neglecting his ability to still live after that.
"DIO, shouldn't we be moving on before daytime arrives?" Twilight asked, disgruntled. DIO looked over with a frown, shaking off the drunkeness as the wound in his head healed.
"Hm," he nodded, looking back at Rainbow Dash, "I must go, but we shall keep in touch."
"Hell yeah! See you around, DIO!" Rainbow Dash lifted a hoof as DIO curled his hand into a fist and bumped it. He got up, summoning The World as Twilight walked out with no words. DIO picked Fluttershy up once more flying off with Twilight in the arms of The World. Rainbow Dash only stared in awe at the Stand, realizing what this meant for her favorite TV show.
"So. . .Awesome!" She squeaked, squeezing her cheeks together with pure joy.
DIO landed in the streets of Ponyville beside a fountain. This fountain was located directly in front of a well-manufactured gingerbread house. The fact that this was acceptable must mean severe loop-holes in fire safety policy, or at least the plot would need such a possibility to arise. Who knows, maybe we can market more toys to a more mature audience! 'Burning-Down Sugar Cube Corner, ages 16+' — 'With Pinkie inside! Ages 18+'.
But enough toy jokes, I'm sure I could write a ten page paper on toy marketing jokes concerning the MLP franchise. Anyway.
"What is this. . .candy building. . ?" DIO asked, looking at the building as the lights were dim inside. It seemed to have been entirely vacant.
Twilight sighed, knowing she'd have to explain such a simple concept. Building made of candy! What's so difficult to understand about it?
"It's a bakery, called Sugar Cube Corner," she said, "residence of Pinkie Pie."
"Where do you live?"
"Golden Oaks Library."
"In a library."
"Yes."
"You live."
"Mhm."
"In a library."
"Yeah."
"Pinkie lives in a bakery," — "Mhm." — "Applejack lives in a barn," — "Uh-huh." — "Rarity lives in a clothing shop," — "Yes." — "You live in a library," — "Yes." — "Fluttershy lives in the littlest pet shop." — "Pretty much." — "And the most normal of you. . .lives in a cloud." — "Yes."
DIO shook his head like the rest of you probably did thinking about that. He walked up to the door.
"It appears this friend did not stay awake," DIO muttered with a frown, "Perhaps we should go in and wake her up." Twilight sighed as DIO kicked open the door. Dust filled the room as he stood M E N A C I N G L Y, hand on his hip, the other laying down as he slightly crossed his legs in the sexiest man pose you've ever seen or your vision is MUDAMUDAMUDA—
Loud, M E N A C I N G hoofsteps were heard, I'd say clopping but you know exactly what goes through everyones minds at that. DIO stood, unimposed. Suddenly, the lights flashed on as it seemed a huge crowd of equines were inside. Loud party sounds ensued as everyone shouted, 'SURPRISE!'
"NANIIIII?!" DIO screamed, readying his Stand as everyone suddenly stopped cheering and fell silent at the hulking figure. A pink pony trotted out, taking the hand of the Stand and shaking it's hand.
"Oh, you brought a friend! I love meeting new friends, I just adore it! New friends are the coolest, I mean, who wouldn't want to meet new friends, it's like getting to know an entirely different person! Well, it's like that because it is that! Meeting new people! It's so fun is it not? I love making new friends so much, I can even interact with this person who I'm not supposed to be able to interact with! Who needs rules when you're meeting new friends!!!!" She said in an overwhelmingly and irritably positive tone. DIO stood back, realizing she had interacted with his Stand. Was she a Stand user as well?
The World pulled it's hand back, throwing a barrage of punches at Pinkie. Pinkie was pummeled as the squeaking of a dog toy was heard.
"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!" DIO shouted, putting every bit of his strength into the Stand. When he finished, Pinkie only laughed uncontrollably. "NANI?! BAKANA!" DIO shouted again, withdrawing his Stand and jumping back.
"Hehehe!" Pinkie laughed with a snort, "I should have told you, I'm really ticklish!"
'This is not good, she might be taunting me before she tries to kill me. . .' DIO thought, 'I cannot make an enemy of her until I reach Oba Heabun!'
"You think very loud," Pinkie remarked with a smile, "it's okay, I don't want to kill you! I threw this party for you to welcome you in as my new friend!"
"Tck!" DIO said, or made or. . .I dunno actually. He made an anime gasp/surprise noise. There.
"In fact, I'll make a Pinkie Promise!" She said with glee, DIO looked down in subtle confusion.
"You do not have fingers, how can you make a pinkie promise?" DIO asked.
"Fingers?" Pinkie tilted her head. "What are fingers?"
DIO held up his hand, specifically his pinkie finger.
"This is a pinkie finger. They're used to make pinkie promises, but only if you are a child, from where I come from," DIO said. Pinkie smiled brightly, overwhelmed with glee.
"YOU MAKE PINKIE PROMISES TOO?!" she shouted, suddenly tackling DIO with a hug.
"Gck! Tshck!"
"OH. MY. GALOSHES! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE IN OTHER WORLDS MAKE PINKIE PROMISES TOO — albeit in a different way — BUT STILL THAT'S SO COOL LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS! And ooooh~! Let me see your pinkie finger!"
Pinkie curiously hopped over to his hand, taking a look at them with what could have mistakenly been perceived as the same amount of interest that a certain Yoshikage Kira might have. But no. No. Stop. Now. None of that.
DIO suddenly got up, brushing himself off.
"We can be friends much easier if you do not do that ever again," he said quietly.
"Alright!" Pinkie said smiling.
DIO wondered quietly why Pinkie would have neglected the rest of her friends in this huge party, but he wasn't complaining in the slightest. Besides, it was probably the author's fault for not thinking ahead, but come on it's bizarre enough.
How many bizarre puns have I made?
DIO walked up to the table, looking at the treats and stuff, he was feeling thirsty again, but this time he wouldn't have to use Fluttershy.