//------------------------------// // RRBB's Pregnancy Discussion PMs // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// Hey, Octavia. Sorry about this, but I need to talk to your husband. Is he there? RRBB Are you there? RRBB Hellooooo? RRBB Excuse me, who is this? Octavia Diamond Tiara. I thought you knew the Nightling nicknames by now. (Rich and Spoilt’s daughter; the fillyfooler.) RRBB Oh, my apologies. Of course, I know who you are :) You asked me if I was potentially interested for work for hire on your Dream Productions project. Discord is here and is not (as he usually is). I'll fetch him do you. Octavia Many thanks! RRBB Well, it's high time you got in touch with a real professional in reality transformation, not that dream amateur stuff that Lulu does. Not that I blame you, I could be intimidating and considering my vast experience it's normal for you to think I'd reject your offer. Note, that I don't accept any offer. One must be of extremely good standing to have a chance to be even considered for consideration. And just because you use your connections and got my wife to reach me is no guarantee I'd agree. Octavia :/ You do the setting of O&O games every week with Spike and Big Mac. And that’s not I what I want to talk to you about. I want to have foals and you can help. RRBB Oh, my! ;.; So straightforward it's scandalous! And asking a married draconequus, no less! Octavia I want to have foals with Short&Hoofy, not you! :/ RRBB Oh. Well, maybe you should have been more clear! Wars have started for my affection, you know! Kingdoms have fallen in despair, princesses have crossed horns in chivalrous battle! Also my Bard character happens to be admired by half the population! The other half are just jealous. So, you and Short want a foal. To be expected. Disappointing, to be honest. I was expecting some surprising turn of events. Like you falling for your old flame YouKnowWho…who turns out to be PaintDrop’s changeling in disguise. Then Short&Hoofy is heartbroken and leaves you for PaintDrop, making you leave on an insane adventure to win back her heart, but in the process learn that you are in love with PaintDrop, Short&Hoofy, and YouKnowWho, ultimately managing to build your very own harem of mares who adore you… Octavia Oh, mare… :/ where do I even start? You know you're talking to a EqF curator, right? You're herb shipping fic is so bad it isn't even among the worst ten percent of trash I receive daily! Harem of 3, ha! How about a harem of humans, ponies, and griffins, with a few taurs for flavor? Or a multi-changeling harem in which no one is sure who's human and not and there's no clear indication who the harem belongs to? And those are just the fics that I let pass. RRBB Everyone's a critic :/ So what do you want? Octavia I just told you! I want you to make it so that I and Short can have foals! :/ How did you manage to ever take over Equestria? :/ RRBB No need to shout. Someone is definitely grouchy today. And, pray, why should I do anything you ask? It's not like I have nothing better to do, you know. Octavia I'll personally edit your terrible stories and drag them past curation. RRBB I have no idea what you're talking about! Octavia My two human Discords, Jester’s Cap, Chaos and the Goddess, My human conspiracy, oh and how could I forget Rise of the Discord Corporation. RRBB You have no proof! It might have been my wife! She has strange and unusual taste! Octavia I can see that… So, you want them approved or not? RRBB All of them, right? I mean, all except Jester’s Cap. I don't think I managed to completely catch Karl’s character there. (He is best humie, after all, despite the claims of the vastly uninformed.) So, this should be easy. Just tell me when you want it done and I'll transform Short&Hoofy into a stallion. Should be straightforward from there. Octavia What the *yay*?!? Why the buck would I want her to be a stallion?! RRBB Well, excuuuuuse me :/ Not my fault you've being dismally unspecific! (There's just no pleasing some ponies…) I'll transform you into a stallion and you can enjoy your perverted roleplay from there on. Octavia I don't want you to transform anypony into a stallion! RRBB Huh? What in Equestria do they teach you in school? In order for a child to be born a mare and a stallion must like each other very much and—this is the important part—there must be a mare and a stallion. Don't tell me you believe the story that all children arrive on a cloud that floats to the door of their parents? Octavia I know how children are born! Why do you think I'm talking to you?! I want you to come up with something that would make me get pregnant with Short’s child without having to transform into anything. Can you do that? RRBB I suppose it's possible… though I'll probably get to do it only once. Repeating something dilutes the chaos and might bring to the end of reality as we know it. Plus, I don't want to lose my extravagance factor. Of course, you know that your child—and by your I mean Short’s too—will have a spark of chaos inside it? Not enough to do chaos magic or anything… I think… but certainly a handful. Come to think about it, that might be amusing :) By the way, you've discussed all this with Short&Hoofy, right? \./ Octavia Not yet. I want to surprise her. RRBB Well, that's good enough for me. When do you want to start? I'll need both of you at the same place for this to work properly. Octavia In a few months, maybe later. I want to graduate and establish my business first. I will edit your stories in the meantime. That sound fair? RRBB Hmm… why not? I accept! When you decide, just let me know and I'll be right there. Octavia Good. And not a word to anypony, especially Short&Hoofy. RRBB I wouldn't dream of it :D Octavia