Chief Brody climbed up the mast of the listing boat. He looked about for the shark he knew was out there. Brody spotted a fin in the distance, lining up for an attack. Pulling back the bolt, he chambered another round. Leaning on the mast for support, he aimed squarely for the compressed air tank in the shark's mouth. He pulled the trigger. Bang! Nothing. Bang! Nothing. Bang! Nothing. "Blow up." Bang! Nothing. Bang! Nothing. Down to his last bullet, he said, "Smile you son-of-a-" He pulled the trigger, but the bullet bounced off a glowing orb, which transformed into a purple winged unicorn.
"Stop!" she cried. "Have you every thought of befriending the shark? I've been sent from Equestria to solve this friendship problem. If you will just listen - Wha!!!!"
The shark leapt from the water, and in one bite, ate Twilight Sparkle. Now with Chief Brody unarmed, it circled around for another attack....
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