Pinkie Pie wiped her mouth after throwing up. She had travelled before on a hot-air balloon and even on a self-propelled helicopter and never had gotten sick, but somehow travelling on an airplane had given her airsickness. She threw the paper towel into the toilet and flushed it before opening the door.
Smoke! She smelled smoke!
Rushing to the oven, she opened it and black smoke billowed out.
An earth pony leaped from his passenger seat and yelled, "I've had it with her! I can't believe she mother-f@#$%^& bakes on this mother-f@#$%^& plane!"
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