Discord walks proudly out of the path he was just on to see that both forks ended up at the same place.
“Eh. I’m happy with the path I chose.”
Outside, Celestia is a little miffed. Discord isn’t even mad! She hoped for a better reaction, but Discord seems happy. She decides to try harder next time. It can’t be too hard to make Discord mad, right? Just have to humiliate him more…
“I’m not a fan of puppeteer, but I have a nagging fear~… hey, what’s that?”
Discord stops his trot to see a huddled over muted blue form.
“Huh…”
He walks up to the form, in which he can now see is a pony.
“Uhh… hola?”
“DISCORD?!”
Discord is blown back by the power of the pony’s words.
“That is my name, yes.”
“You… you came back after all these years? You left me when I needed you most Discord…”
The pony turns around and reveals herself as Rainbow Dash, holding three young fillies that look like crosses between Discord and Rainbow Dash.
“Wha-?”
“I used to love you Discord… and now you have the guts to come back to me?!”
“Erm…”
“They never got to know you Discord! They wanted their daddy!”
“Daddy-?!”
“Yes, daddy! You’re their father!”
“…”
“What do you have to say for yourself?!”
“… I’d never hook up with you. You’re a prideful, arrogant, intolerable and ugly mare. You smell like dead birds and always look like a drunken hobo. Plus, everyone knows you have SOMETHING in your closet, but what, I won’t say. Good day to you ma’am. “
Discord walks by with a smirk on his face.
“… why are you such a jerk Discord?!” Celestia says as she angrily chomps on her popcorn and thinks of another trap.
Discord wanders on, with a look on his face that screams “Haters Gonna Hate”
Suddenly, he comes across Celestia sitting in a golden throne.
“Congratulations Discord. You won.”
“Really? Is it over already? That wasn’t even a maze!”
“Are you complaining?”
“… no. So, let me out! I won fair and square.”
“You did. And for this, I will award you with your freedom. But first, I have a question.”
“Shoot.”
“Do you… like bananas?”
“… what.”
“I asked you if you like bananas.”
“What does this have to do-“
“Do you want to have your freedom?”
“… Bananas are good. Yes, I like them. But why-“
“So you’re a mmm bitch that likes mmmm bananas?”
“…What? I didn’t hear you.”
“So you’re a mmmm bitch that likes mmmm bananas?”
“Uhh…”
“Are you a bitch that likes bananas?”
“I… guess…?”
“WELL YOU CAN GO BANANAS-“
A giant trap door slides out from underneath Discord, sending him in an equally huge cannon.
“What the-?!”
Celestia now has a microphone, and a giant spotlight shines on the cannon.
“OOONNN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNAAA
BBBBBBIIIAAAATCCCHHHH!!!”
Celestia laughs manically as the cannon blasts Discord to the moon he never noticed before.
“Well… I should have seen this coming.”
Celestia dances around outside, her mission complete. She made Discord mad! Now she could be happy forever- wait… did she just hear something?
“NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPEEEE!”
Discord was holding onto the moon that now had a giant face and was speeding towards the ground.
“One second remaining! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
The moon hits the world, exploding everything.
Celestia is dazed as she loses connection to Discord’s mind. She shakes her head to clear her mind, and feels for Discord’s consciousness. Then she notices that the statue is gone. Actually, as she looks around the garden, everything is gone. She’s in a giant crater.
It takes a second for Celestia to put it all together.
“FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-“
Moral of the story: Trolling hurts everyone.
Oh, and, never troll Discord.