//------------------------------// // And Where to End? // Story: Where to begin. // by biomecheon //------------------------------// "So I take it that you really did it." "Yup." "You do realize that this qualifies as attacking royalty, right?" "Yup." I'm getting really tired of putting up with this guy. I don't know what it is he wants, but everything he's told me basically said he wants to take over the world. At least, I hope that's the extent of what it is he wants. Sometimes it seems almost like he want to end everything. I already know he might be able to do it, assuming he didn't end up having to fight the alicorns of the sun and moon. He was able to take down the caribou king, Diann, bye himself. Why he kept letting that mad ruler use his most destructive spells is beyond me. "Now what are going to do? Provoke the dragons? Enrage the griffons? Actually start a war?" "Why do you care?" I can only stare at this freak right now. "You kill the caribou king, the same one many call the God of War and Death. You basically threaten the sun princess with a prophecy of the end the world. And you're wondering why I care?" "Yup." If I could kill him right now... ... I'd probably be the one to suffer for it. Why do I put up with him? And directly at that, I could just send someone in my place and let them deal with it? "...How are they?" Think a stupid question. He goes and reminds me the reason. If anyone other than those that already know were to find out, better to not think of the out come. "Your eldest is currently is 'happily' married. I know where your thoughts are going and no, it's not what you think. I'm only taking into account how paranoid you can be." "I'm not paranoid." Sure, and I'm Starswirl the bearded. "The both of us are currently covered in completely black rags. We can't see the others face. We meet in a different building in a different village, town, city, and sometimes even Country. All of this because you think something might, not will, might happen. If that isn't being paranoid, Then I don't know what is." I swear I'm going to figure out how to kill him in the most pain full way possible. "...Next..." Then I'll study necromancy just to do it again. "You also use magic to make impossible for anything else in the building to know we're there. Which is REALLY annoying when it's somewhere we could get something to EAT." Currently meeting in one of my favorite restaurants when I haven't eaten yet is not helping with my mood. "...You know what I meant." Forget killing him, a slow and painful demise is to good for him. "Your next offspring is still currently unknown. You already know what happened, so I'm not going to bother repeating it to you." No reaction, his daughter has been missing to the point where she's been dead for years. I swear he knows where she is. "Your next one is currently of on a job. You know where and you know who for. Now is there anything else before I bring up the last one?" This whole thing is a waste of my time. I could be having a nice meal with my wife right now, but no. I have to deal with the god of paranoia instead. "..." "Your foal is currently safe in the same town we first placed her in." And he's pointing a blade to my neck. What did I say to set him off? "You said they were a she." Okay I set off his paranoid side. Just have to.... "We both know that no one can hear anything either of us say. Even if some one was listening to us, with how paranoid you are, they might think I said that because they were actually a colt. If anything, your actions would give that away." Give him a second to think it over, don't make any sudden movements and he won't kill me. "..." Now he's going to get up and walk away with his sword still out. Where does he even keep that thing? Not important, just order something, eat and leave. "One more thing V." I look up at him as he's walking away. "Tell Fleur I said hi." Dammit Nebula.