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// d"My bad OC being perfect in every way Acknowledged for the piece of **** she really is. 
// Story: Free Poorly Written Short Stories From Super Trampoline: Everfree Northwest 2017 Edition 
// by Super Trampoline 
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"Hey, you," said, Perfect McPerfect face. "I am perfect. Do you want to buy my used soup can I just ate out of for 45 bits, because it's perfect because I ate out of it."

"Please leave the Barnyard Bargains, miss, you're causing a scene."

THE END