//------------------------------// // Damn it Pinkie Pie! // Story: On Earth // by SureFreeD //------------------------------// Twilight's speed spell didn't go as planned. She was already casting the beam to her friend Rainbow Dash, but at the sudden noise of a certain pink pony, screaming like never before, this made Twilight mess up the whole thing. She jumped, reverting the spell into something completely different, with a puff and a cloud of white smoke, the Pegasus and unicorn dissappeared from Pinkie's sight. Pinkie me gusta'd. It all went downhill for the two ponies, first their vision turned into a blurry mess of different variety of colours, their brains felt like mash potato, their bodies felt like they were tearing themselves apart. But the pain ended in a matter of seconds, both of them realized that they were lying on something soft. Rainbow Dash was the first one to open her eyes. "Ugh...Twilight, no more...speed spells...from you," Dash said, still beat up from the dimensional travel, but the ponies didn't know that they crossed between worlds. "That...Pinkie...Pie, we are going to have a LONG...agh...talk." Twilight opened her eyes afterwards. They gasped in unison. Darkness, the only thing that was illuminating the white walls was the light coming from a large, rectangular box. A creature was sitting in a criss-cross in front of the box, with some kind of plastic, round things around his ears. The creature was holding some kind of white object with several buttons on it. It was menacly turning, twisting and pushing them. "Umm...hello?" Twilight spoke. The creature didn't respond, it was simply grinning. "Hello?" Twilight spoke again, still no response. "Listen here you weird thing!" Dash shouted directly at its ear. It turned his head slowly around, it's expression quickly changed. It dropped the white object and began backing away saying only one phrase. "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-" it lasted three seconds. "UUUUUCK!?" The creature bumped the nearby table and fell down. The two mares simply stared in confusion. "Jesus, wha' the fuck?!" it spluttered out. "W-wha' are you?!" it was more shocked by the two mares rather than confused. Twilight regained her compusure. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is my friend Rainbow Dash...Dash...where'd she go?!" Twilight turned around three sixty degrees. Dash was in the kitchen room, in a fridge fiddling with various items. "Woow, look at all this juicy stuff!" Rainbow exclaimed happily and continued her search, she picked up a blue metal can. "Look, we've got...b-beer, whatever that is, there is pizza!" she squealed in delight. "F-fish? Eeeww, why would you put that here?" she stopped for a moment, eyeing a big can of 'Red Bull'. "Hey, this looks like Red Pegasus, but it says Bull, why would it say that?" she giggled. "RAINBOW!" Twiligh shouted as she saw the cyan pegasus riffle through the fridge. "Stop touching property that's not yours!" Twilight grabbed Rainbow Dash by her tail with her mouth and dragged her in front of the still shocked creature. "I sincerely apologise for Rainbow Dash's silly behaviour." she said with a tiny blush on her cheeks. "What are you?!" the creature said, inspecting their equine bodies. "Oh, so you're horses?" the creature raised it's eyebrow. Twilight stomped her hoof. "We're not horses, we're ponies!" she raised her voice. 'Okay George, that was stupid acting, okay, just relax and make a good first impression, hell, they are from the My Little Pony show, Twilight is best pony!' Geroge thought to himself as he stood up, dusting himself off, he noticed that Twilight gasped at his sheer, one point seventy six height. He quickly realized this and crouched. 'Okay, first good impression, what the fuck, are they real?!' he thought to himself again. "My name is George, a pleasure to meetchu, Twilight." he smiled and extended his hand, Rainbow Dash had an diabetic reaction to that. "Whoa, you don't have hooves, what are those long things?" she pointed a hoof at his fingers. He thought about the baby dragon Spike and his claws. "They're like claws but much more softer." he smiled. "Can I touch them?" Dash's eyes sparkles as he nodded, but pulled away by Twilight. "No. Physical. Contact!" Twilight furrowed her eyebrows, Dash frowned. "But why, I wanna touch 'im!" Realizing what she said, Dash quickly felt warm blood run through her cheeks. "We don't even know how be got here, so I suggest to keep your trap SHUT!" Twilight yelled, Dash backed away. The mares turnes their gaze on George. Twilight took his hand and shook it firmly, followed by Rainbow Dash. "Wow, you gi'ls hav' some soft hooves." he smirked. There was an awkward pause of silence. "Umm...can we stay somewhere until I figure out how to get us back, it seems we're stuck here for a while," Twilight started. "Sure, I have a few spare rooms and beds, feel free to use 'em." George smiled. Rainbow Dash's stomach growled loudly as she put her hoof against it. George snorted. "I guess somePONY is hungry." he stood up, towering over the ponies. "Twilight, Dash, come to the kitchen, we're goona 'ave dinner first, then we'll talk about everything we need to know about eachother." George started walking towards the kitchen. "Sounds perfect to me!" Dash bounced in delight. "Seems the right thing to do first," Twilight commented. "Come on, the food isn't going to make itself would it?"