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// Facts 152-176 
// Story: 101 More Interesting Facts About Draconequi 
// by Silver Inkwell 
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“There’s still nothing that can help us in here yet,” Rainbow Dash said.

“Well there might be, come on girls, only 51 more facts to go.”

And with that they all groaned very loudly as they continued to read.

152. The number 101 is the first palindromic three-digit number, it’s also the number of facts in this book.

153. Never ask a draconequis if they’re a chicken because they WILL turn themselves into a chicken… and then promptly punish and destroy you.

154. Look up at the ceiling and see what’s there.

“Oh no, I’m not falling for this one again,” she said as a pineapple suddenly fell on her face and then she slowly wiped it away and continued to read.

155. Told you that you should have looked up, now you have pineapple on your face, guess that I really fooled you twice by now.

156. Breaking the fourth wall is a very easy way to start bending matter and the very laws of nature, science, physics, reality, and the whole entire universe.

157. Or wait, is it the other way around instead?

158. You cannot find the word gullible in the draconequis dictionary, true story.

159. Snipes are a fictional product of the draconequis’s imagination.

160. On the subject matter of snipes a draconequis did make one up one day, and guess what, it looked exactly like itself.

161. In Soviet Russia a draconequis is still pretty much itself, so is the chaos it causes, but then again, it’s Russia, who would even care or notice?

162. A draconequis once set out to conquer earth and it did so, five minutes it relinquished control since it got bored and really didn’t care anymore.

163. Draconequi are the Illuminati, The Matrix, and The Force, and  also the whole entire internet too as well.

164. Draconequi have infiltrated every known government in the whole entire multiverse, why do you think there’s so much chaos in the world after all?

165. The most common and popular question that draconequi receive is if they can poop and pee, but whenever they are asked this they politely smile at you and then turn you into a piece of crap, needless to say it’s not a very pleasant experience whenever they change or transform you into something else completely different.

166. If you have ever heard any jokes before it was probably first said by a draconequis, after all, they practically DID actually literally invent jokes.

(And they also say that you’re welcome, or rather that you should be instead.)

167. A draconequis invented the lightbulb, afterwards he said this very famous quote. “I’m feeling rather illuminated right now.”

168. Draconequi are very good at Cinema and Reading Sins, call them.

169. Draconequi are actually gremlins, or rather they were at one point.

170. A draconequis scientist named Schrödinger once put a cat in a box with some poison in it, to this very day scholars still debate if the cat is alive or dead or both.

This debate has come to be known as one of the world’s most famous paradoxes.

171. Secretly draconequi actually hold the world records for everything, the names that you see in books are just those of ponies who got the closest performance.

172. Everything that you know is a lie… what you feel, touch, smell, taste, hear, it is all part of 
the Matrix. Wait, who put this reference in here?

173. Draconequi have been known to randomly and spontaneously put references and fourth wall break throughs in their own stories that they write, like a lot.

174. It is futile to attempt to resist the power of a draconequis.

175. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is actually based on a true real story, a draconequis sneezed on them once and they suddenly turned into teenage mutant turtles, the ninja part came later of course.

176. Discord politely requests that YOU stop shipping him with Celestia, like right now, and if you don’t, he will look for you, he will come, he will find you, and then he will tickle you until you give into his demands.