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// Facts 127-151 
// Story: 101 More Interesting Facts About Draconequi 
// by Silver Inkwell 
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“None of this helps us,” Rainbow Dash said very angrily.

“Hold on, we still have like 76 facts to go,” Twilight said, “And I know that there just has to be something that can help us in this book, we just have to be smart and clever enough to find, spot, and catch it, come on, let’s continue.”

127. Draconequi love all social media websites and online chat groups and news too as well.

128. Draconequi know and can also produce the most annoying sound in the whole entire world, however it has been known to cause these side effects.

Temporary or Permanent Insanity, uncontrollable urges to act like a fish, a desire to eat only pink cotton candy and drink chocolate milk, and in some cases death.

If you have heard this sound please contact your nearest local authorities and medical doctors, nurses, staff, and hospital at once. Chaos will certainly come if you don’t.

129. Never say the phrase ‘I Wish’ in front of a draconequis, why?

Well it’s quite simply really, where do you think the tales of mischievous genies, creatures, fairies, and imps (as well too) came from?

130. A draconequis was once challenged to create a maze or puzzle from which you could never escape or solve, sadly the pony is still trapped in there.

131. Deedni os hcum, ginyonna etiuq s’ti, noisacco no srever ni secnetnes od ot nwonk neeb evah iuqenocarD.  

132. Read the last sentence in reverse, good, moving on….

133. The reason why there are no more Nicolas Cage and Adam Sandler movies that are good is because a draconequis keeps ruining them, he says that he’s sorry though and offers the same reward as mentioned back in Fact 105.

134. Memes were invented by draconequi, they say that you’re welcome.

(Or rather that you should be instead.)

135. Have you ever had that day where you’re being pranked but nothing can ever be really explained? Congratulations, you’ve just been pranked by a draconequis.

136. The myth of the legendary sword Excalibur is actually based on a real true story, you see a draconequis decided to use it as a toothpick, and then he tossed it away, however it did manage to absorb some of the creature’s powers naturally enough of course.

137. Draconequi are very unique special creatures because there can only ever be one of them in any universe, this makes them incredibly rare to ever find or see or catch either instead as well too.

138. A draconequis was once sent to a psychologist to get help, by the end it was the pony who consulted the draconequis that needed help after going both crazy and insane, it’s why we have the ‘I’m a little teapot’ song.

139. SOMETIMES DRACONEQUI LIKE USING ALL CAPS FOR NO REASON AT ALL WHATSOEVER, IT’S VERY ANNOYING, QUITE SO INDEED.

140. The ‘Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road’ joke was made by a draconequis.

141. Draconequi are great excellent masters at comedy, and once one told a joke so funny that the whole entire crowd died before the universe suddenly ended/

142. When a draconequis was asked what the meaning of life, the universe, love, and everything was he responded by throwing a dictionary at the stupid silly pony.

143. When pressed further into the question the draconequis eventually responded with just one word, the number 42.

144. Discord writes Fanfiction. Why? The better question here is why not?

145. Draconequi like eating books because it’s just so much faster than reading a story, after all, who has time for that?

146. If a Draconequis should ever smile at you while rubbing its hands/claws together then run far away, very, very far away.

147. Never bet against a draconequis, you’ll lose.

Refer to earlier/later facts about cheating, games, puzzles, and challenges if you’re confused as to why this is so.

148. Never expect a draconequis to pay off a debt that they owe to you since they are also notoriously known for getting out of all (or rather many) deals, bargains and contracts with a simple small tiny little loophole.

149. While you can’t ever expect them to pay off a debt draconequi can be wonderful tippers… if you want anything else but money.

150. Don’t ever expect a straight answer from a draconequis, they might be gay instead.

151. Discord the draconequis doesn’t celebrate Hearth’s Warming because he would rather have seven days of gifts and presents instead of one, go figure.