102. Draconequi and their respective co-working authors rarely if ever will make a sequel unless they’re really bored, or if they just don’t care.
And I really honestly don’t, so please do enjoy.
103. Draconequi simply LOVE to break the fourth wall and pull out MANY various random references, they’re so good at this that they even have a fan site online that tries to spot every hidden reference and Easter egg ever made.
But what’s a fourth wall you ask?
Well if I told you then that would be starting to break it.
Anyhow enjoy going crazy and insane by never knowing what it is.
104. A draconequis will never use the same name twice if they do decide to do a sequel, this makes them very hard to track especially considering their powers.
However, they are always so self-centered that they always do put their own photo in their own book no matter what happens, this makes ponies very easy to remember that particular draconequis’s face should they ever meet again.
But they take great care to make sure that will never happen, mostly.
105. It was a Draconequis who cancelled the very popular Television Show known only as “Firefly”, he wishes to apologize for it by offering all of you free cookies instead, and chocolate milk, and cotton candy too as well.
106. When a draconequis can’t decide something they will generally flip a coin, but there’s a twist, they sometimes do the opposite of what they say, for example if a draconequis flipped a coin and it landed on tails, and tails meant that he would have a grilled cheese sandwich and not a pickle sandwich for lunch they would sometimes do the opposite and have the pickle sandwich and not the grilled cheese one instead.
107. Draconequi have been known to randomly and spontaneously burst into flames, no pony knows why but they claim that it’s very useful in removing any and all unwanted gusts, visitors, and crowds from the room.
108. Draconequi can’t hiccup, they can only hic down. But they already found a permanent cure for that so they can’t even do that anymore, but sometimes they can still pretend to do either.
109. Draconequi hate Mondays, and no pony knows why.
In fact they hate all days of the week because they say that they weren’t named randomly enough, and when I studied their calendar I could make no sense of it at all sadly enough.
But suffice it to say nothing makes sense of course.
110. Draconequi have on occasion been known to remove a day from the week because they
claim it’s fun to watch ponies get confused about what day of the week it was, and that’s why we have February 29th and April 1st as April Foal’s day, because they decided to add days rather than remove them instead.
111. Draconequi hate politicians and leaders because they’re not silly enough and they’re always too serious, children they hate because they’re always annoying of course.
112. Oddly enough the draconequi do have a government with on king and two presidents, two vice presidents, a queen, and a closest of socks too as well.
113. And that’s another thing, that sock that you thought that you lost in the dryer last week? It was probably a draconequis who stole it, after all, they do need it for their cabinet.
114. No pony knows why draconequi love collecting socks, but they always do seem to have a very strange habit of collecting very odd, strange, and also mysterious and unusual things, although sometimes something dangerous can get in there too as well, and that’s how we got guns in the first place.
115. Draconequi love playing games and have been known to be notorious cheaters since they will do almost anything to win no matter what the cost is.
However, a draconequi will stop playing a game if they lose interest and don’t feel like it’s a challenge, and one of the only people hat can ever make them feel challenged at all is the Norse god Loki of course, but don’t ask them why that is.
They probably wouldn’t answer you anyways and ignore you instead.
116. Draconequi love challenges and have been known to accept them and also game invitations quite frequently, however this urge can get them into trouble quite a lot depending upon the challenge since they want to win no matter what the cost might be. For example one pony challenged it to make a completely new animal, and that’s why we have the platypus.
117. Another very famous prime example of a challenge is when one was challenged to fight Chuck Norris in a fist fight or wrestling contest instead.
The draconequis refused of course because they knew that would mean almost certain death, after all, they aren’t very fond of dying since it’s their only known weakness. When asked why he refused though the draconequis instantly turned the pony into a squirrel.
118. A draconequis was once challenged to a chess match, they accepted and won in only one move. When asked why and accused of cheating they turned the pony into a rock and chucked them into a lake.
119. Draconequi love turning ponies into other various random objects for some reason, and sometimes if they don’t forget they’ll turn them back, eventually.
120. Never ask a draconequis to do a trick either because they will cheat at it just like games and challenges, one very famous example includes when one was asked to stand on its head, it did so, literally too as well.
Many ponies had to go seek professional help after that particular event.
121. A draconequi doesn’t like to be laughed at and they have been known to get very angry when they are laughed at and act very rashly too as well.
One very famous example includes when a mime pony made a whole entire audience laugh at one, the draconequis then promptly trapped the mine pony into an actual literal invisible box and turned the audience into animals.
122. Draconequi simply LOVE word games, and whenever you ask them for a new word they will always respond very quickly, speaking of random words I wonder where I left my scrumptilicious? I swear I left it on the kanterheathingsupnow.”
123. Draconequi love sandwiches, don’t ask them why.
124. Draconequi can divide by zero.
125. Draconequi invented the number pi.
126. When asked what the time is a draconequis will always respond with a silly response or a very complicated mathematical equation, or they’ll just either rile or tell you the truth instead.