//------------------------------// // Chapter 6: So This Is A thing... // Story: My Life As Princess Luna Because Reasons // by Ragegamer243 //------------------------------// John Simmons Hannah My Life As Princess Luna Because Reasons Chapter 6: So This Is A Thing... So let me see if I have this straight. You were given this book as a journal, it writes itself as you say stuff to it, and all that’s written in this thing goes to someplace that we can’t even go? ...Yeah that about sums it up. ...That sounds stupid. How did you even come to that conclusion? Right? Hey, I was just guessing! I had to have something to work with, and this is a magical land of colorful talking ponies with dungeons and dragons, what did you expect? Uh, maybe just a little bit of sense in that theory? ...And what is so sensible about this place? Your friends? Rekt. Shut up. Anyway Simms, wanna tell whoever’s out there who the frick you are? Pshh, yeah yeah, *ahem*...Hey, my name’s Richard Simmons...in the body of Rainbow Dash, hehe...yeah whoop de doo. Pretty much in the same situation as these bozos. ...Bruh. Oh, I’m sorry, I think I meant to say lovebirds. BRUH!!! CAN YOU NOT?!?!*covers mouth* … …dang bro chill, almost took my ears out shouting this close. Yoooooooo, did I just do an RCV? ...RCV? The Royal Canterlot Voice…I just shortened it. Sorry about that though ...Right, so Simms, you wanna tell us your story? Well there’s not really much to say really that’s any different from your guys’ setup. Though I’ll give it a shot… Simmons “...So you went to sleep after a long day of something and just popped in here?” Rainbow inquired, with me nodding in confirmation. “Pretty stupid if you ask me, not to mention boring.” “I’m still trying to wrap my head around this place, don’t ask me for much of an explanation.” I said defensively. Rainbow just sighs and says, “Looks like I’m gonna have to take you to Twi now.” She was about to take off when she turned her head to me. “Please tell me you know how to fly.” She then asks. “Girl, I just got here! How could I?” I reply. The pegasus just sighs. “I’m gonna have to carry you myself don’t I?” She muttered to herself before walking towards me and picking me up. “I’m too tired for this crap. You better hold on.” She says, prepping her wings. “Wait, how fast are you gonnaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-” Rainbow took off so hard, I could barely hold on with my non-existent hands, I had to rely on the shear strength of my arms to keep on to her. After a few minutes of holding on for dear life, Rainbow Dash lost control whilst trying to land and we crashed through a window of the... crystal... tree... castle... thing. And it hurt. “Uuuuggghh, dang. If I didn’t know this wasn’t a dream before, I definitely know now.” I groaned. When suddenly the door of the room we crashed into burst open revealing Twilight looking pretty peeved right now. “RAINBOW!! It’s the middle flipping night! What in the hoof ar-” Twilight stopped in the middle of sentence. The reason being that she probably noticed me. (But she not yor senpai tho.) (Boy, I will hurt you, let me speak.) “Twilight...we got another one.” Rainbow groaned before falling unconscious. Probably due to exhaustion. With Rainbow out cold, I was pretty much left alone with the purple alicorn. We stared at each other in silence for a bit, both not sure how to respond to one another given the situation. Twilight must’ve still been contemplating the presence of another Rainbow Dash, which is understandable, but I was just sitting there still pretty confused on what was going on, mostly about what Rainbow meant by “we got another one”. I got my answer after probably a minute of staring at each other when another Twilight steps into view. Oh okay fine... so that’s what she meant. I thought to myself. “What’s going on now?” The other Twilight mumbled groggily before noticing me. “Oh hey, a double Rainbow......wait what!?”(*snrk* pffffffhehe double rainbow) (Shut up) (I was pretty tired I’ll have you know.) (It’s still funny though...) (As I was saying…) I still giggled at that though. Then Twilight said,”Yes Hannah, there is in fact two Rainbows. We’re gonna have to sort this out somehow.” The mention of Hannah’s name actually caught my attention, and on instinct, my ears perked up, which I didn’t know I could do, and the thought of which I almost forgot at the time that I was a pony. (That was way too much exposition...but I don’t care) “Wait, Hannah? Hannah who?” I asked. The first Twilight was about to answer, but “Hannah” beat her to it when she came in front of her. “That’s me, Hannah Edwards...who’s asking?” She said. “Oh my gosh, hey Hannah! It’s me Simmons!” I exclaimed, confirming my thoughts. “Wait, Simmons!? How did you…” She stopped mid-sentence. “Let me guess, you went to sleep, you wake up like that, and you got knocked into a wall?” “You say that like that’s a thing going on right now.” I replied instead. She shrugged. “It happened with John, so I guess...” I recoiled at that. “Wait, what!? John’s here too!? How many people are here anyway!?” I asked in confusion. “Just us from what I know, including you now.” Hanna replied. While we had our little talk, Twilight was apparently gathering her friends together. When they came, their reaction wasn’t really as extreme I expected it, probably because of you guys. Afterwards, the Mane 6 took us to the Round Table, which evidently looked pretty accurate that of the show, only that I’m actually in it now. And to be honest, the rest of the castle looked the part as well, to what was shown in the show that is, which I also should’ve expected. For some time, the Mane 6 were conversing among themselves, despite how late it is, trying to figure out what to do with us. In the end, they decided to contact Princess Luna to see if she can help, given that it’s still night and she’s probably sleeping. I wondered for a little bit who John ended up as, since Hannah was Twilight. I got my answer about ten minutes later when instead of Princess Luna requesting that we come to her, she decided to basically teleport here herself, along with… a sleepy looking Luna? (Oh boy) “*Yawn* Hey Hannah.” ‘Luna’ mumbled tiredly. “Hey John, look! It’s Simmons!” Hannah exclaimed, gesturing to me, sitting next to the real Rainbow Dash, who had her head down on the table at the time. “Which one, sleepyhead or… I don’t know how to pin you as, I’m too tired.” ‘John’ asked, still sounding half asleep. I decided to speak up. “Wait she’s John!?” “Damn straight boy...wait who again?” ‘He’ mumbled again...before falling asleep on the spot. Hannah sighed as she walked up to John and slapped him...hard...knocking him on the floor. “GAH!! Hannah!? What was that for!?” He yelled. “You awake now sleepyhead?” She sassed. “Geez, you didn’t have to hit so hard.” John muttered as he rubbed his cheek. “So what’s going on?” “You don’t know? You’re really that tired?” “Hey! I had a long freaking day, okay. I deserve this.” “Anyway, Simmons just showed up as Rainbow Dash.” “Oh really? That him?” He gestured to me, waving. John then just tackles me to the ground, and given that I crashed into two things today, it hurt. “Gah! Hey hey hey, that hurts! Ow.” I grunted, which prompted my friend to lay off me. “*sigh* Thank you. First Rainbow Dash tackles me at high speeds, then I was sent crashing through a window to get here, I didn’t need another injury from you.” “Hehe sorry. It’s good to see you though.” John patted me on the back anyway. And that’s really all that happened, did something happen that we still don’t know about? Uhh, no not really. That’s pretty much the whole thing. Huh… I actually expected more than that. Not that I’m compla- *Somepony knocks on the door* Huh? Who can that be? Hey guys, Ragegamer here. I decided to take the reins of this story for right now and put it into 3rd person. I'll probably do this from time to time as the story goes on...just to let you know. John opens the door to see a Royal Guard standing before him. “Yes, how can I help you?” He asks. “Her Majesty, Princess Celestia, wishes to see the three of you in her chambers.” The guard informed. “Oh, right now?” John says before looking toward his pony turned friends then turning back to the guard. “Yeah, gimme a sec. Hey guys, the princess wants to see us.” “Oh boy, I wonder what for…” Simmons remarked nonchalantly before following John out the room with Hannah following suit. After some time of being escorted by the guard, the group arrive at Princess Celestia’s chambers, where the princess herself seems to be speaking to Luna. The conversation seemed to be cut short when they came in however before they could even catch even a hint of what they were talking about. “Ah, thank you for coming you three.” Celestia greeted them warmly, “Me and my sister have been discussing our course of action of what you can do here while we search for a way to get you home.” “We have decided that whilst doing so, we may as well teach you the ways of our world and how to properly utilize your new bodies so as to not be idle during your stay.” Luna continued for her sister. “We would’ve taken the time to teach you ourselves, but something has risen that requires our full attention. Therefore, we have assigned this task to Twilight Sparkle and her friends. You should be familiar with them already.” Celestia informed “However, given your current forms, until we can address this properly to the public, you will remain here in the palace for the time being.” Luna finished. The group was silent for a few moments before John spoke up. “So...they’re gonna teach us magic?” The princesses nodded. “WELL SIGN ME UP!!” John shouted. As for Simmons and Hannah, they could only respond to that outburst by sitting down, putting their hooves together, taking a deep breath, extending their arms toward John, and uttering, “Boi.” End of Chapter 6