//------------------------------// // Spitfire // Story: Wishes From Liam // by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD //------------------------------// The leprechaun flashed into another world after the pot of gold fell on him. "Aw crap!", he screamed. Then, he realized he wasn't where he was anymore. "I'm alive. I'm alive!", he laughed. Then, all of a sudden, a sign appeared. "Oh crap." The leprechaun went to his boss's office talking about what happened earlier. "Let me guess: you lost another pot of gold.", the boss said. "Um... not exactly, Sir.", the leprechaun said. "There was this giant silly pink pony, and she was so annoying, and she was paying fair." "Save it, Liam, I heard it all before.", the boss said. "Look, I know you are two hundred years old, but sooner or later, you have to harnest your powers." "Yes, Sir.", Liam said. A new pot of gold appeared on the boss's desk. "Here's your new pot of gold and start at another place you can find." "Yes, Sir.", Liam said. "You can count of me." He snapped his fingers and the gold disappeared. "Aw crap." He disappeared as he snapped both of his fingers. "Oh, by the stars in heaven.", the boss said to himself. "I could tell it's going to be a very long day, but thank god I have whiskey." He laughed as he brought a bottle of whiskey to his hands." Meanwhile, on a cloud, a Pegasus named Spitfire found the pot of gold. "Oh, what do we have here?", she thought. "Must be my lucky day, I can buy a lot of drinks as I want now." Liam flashed on the cloud in front of the Pegasus. "Um, excuse me, Ma'am, that's my pot of gold.", he said. "Finders keepers, dumquad.", Spitfire said hoarding the gold. "Just who do you think you are talking to?", Liam asked. "A dumquad.", Spitfire said. "You have a problem with that?" "Never mind that.", Liam said. "How about we make a trade, you can give me back that pot of gold and I'll give you three wishes." "Sure, whatever.", Spitfire said. "Lets do this.", Liam said. "I wish for some work out weights.", Spitfire said. "No problem.", Liam said snapping his fingers. Two weights appeared in a flash, on the sides they said 'colty'." "Hold it, these are colty weights.", Spitfire said. "Why would you ask for them?", Liam asked. "You don't have any hands." "Fine, I guess they don't do.", Spitfire said. "That's right, they don't do, because you have no hands.", Liam said. "Alright, for my second wish, I want a date with Thunderlane.", Spitfire said. "A date with Thunderlane.", Liam said. "You got it!" But, the real Thunderlane didn't show up, a picture of him only appeared. "This is a picture of him.", Spitfire said. "What is wrong with your powers, brah. You're not good at granting wishes, are you?" "I'm just fine with it, thank you very much.", Liam said. "Now, what is your final wish going to be?" "Alright, all my life, I have been searching for that one friend. That one pal that will never leave you, be loyal to you, and love you for who you are, no matter what.", Spitfire said at from the heart. "Mr. Dumquad,--" "I'm not a dumquad, I'm a leprechaun.", Liam said. "Mr. leprequad, I wish for a parakeet.", Spitfire said. "I'm sorry, a what now?", Liam asked. "A parakeet.", Spitfire repeated. "A yellow Pegasus like you wants a pet parakeet?", Liam laughed. "That's priceless." "Hey, you said I can have whatever I wanted.", Spitfire said. "Don't go back on a deal." "Alright, I get you one.", Liam said. He stopped and whispered to himself. "You always have trouble with parakeets, you can do this, Liam." He snapped his fingers. "You got it!" A parakeet appeared and grabbed the pot of gold with it's feet. He squawked. "None shall have this pot of gold, all belongs to me, and I'm not trying to rob you.", he said as he flew away with the gold. Liam watched the creature fly away with his pot of gold. "No, clearly, you're not trying to rob me, obviously.", he said. "What was I thinking?"