"Well I had to face this soon or later.” I let out a breath of air “Ok girl. You got this.” Stealing my nerves, I held my head up high puff out my chest and enter the room. As the door opens I can see that the lay out of the room is similar to what Exclusives restroom looks like. But this one has a bit more of a feminine touch.
After closing the door, I then took in all the little details. There are indigo shower curtains with a water wave design etch into them around the top and bottom. The sink has a large mirror… correction it has three large mirrors over it. The floor has white tiling with purple diamond every third square. And a towel rack in front of the toilet.
A series of knock came from the door interrupting my train of thought. “Oh, come on Jessica hurry up in there I got to go.” Sweetie Belle said form the over side of the door.
“Well you are going to have to wait. I just got in here.” I then made my way on over to the toilet. “It is not my fault you and your friends broke the one down stairs. So, you are just going to have to wait for your turn.”
“But I really have to go. I won’t take more than a minute. I will be in and out before you know I was in there.”
After closing the lid on the toilet, I open the shower curtain with my hoof. “As much as a good idea as that sounds Sweetie. I like my privacy; so, you can either wait for me to finish, or you can go outside and do your business there.” I then put my hoof on the rim of the tub testing out how slippery it was. It was like hot butter on a hot stove. This is not going to end well.
“That is no fair Jessica!”
“Sticks and stones sweetie, sticks and stones.”
“AND stop saying that! There are no stones or stick nearby. What do you even mean by that?!” she shouted to the door.
I stop paying her and more attention after that. I had more important thing to worry about. For example, what I am going to do right now. Ever since I came to Equestria; I haven’t had a chance to take any form of self-cleaning of my body. I have no idea how anypony not notice how much I stink right up to this point. Maybe they were just being Curtis and didn’t say anything about it.
I wished they did. Then at least then I would know I stick right then and there and tried to find out how to clean myself. Not three whole days later. I didn’t even know ponies had showers. I thought I would have to be hosed down outside or jump in a swimming pool or I don’t know. Cautiously I step in to tub.
No grip! “AAAHH!” I fell face first to the bottom of the tub. Groaning I lifted my head up then trying to get back up “WOAH!” hello again tub.
“Uh Jessica, are you alright in there?”
“Oh, I am just peachy.”
“But you don’t look anything like a peach.”
Groaning I dragged my hoof down my face. “That was an expression Belle.”
“How! There was no arithmetic.”
“Huh! How can you know what ‘arithmetic’ is and not know what a verbal expression is?”
“Cheerilee hasn’t gone over that yet.”
“But you just…. And… never mind.” Getting back to the task at hand…hoof? I don’t know anymore. I have been in these lands for far too long; I need to get back home.
Ok now easy does it. Just one hoof at a time. And there! “Woah” my hooves started to slip until I was on my side. I then moved all my hooves under me moving them slowly to get on them; before I spread them out to have two hooves against the sides of the tub. There no more slipping “Yes”
“What?”
“Nothing you need to worry about Belle.” Slowly I moved my body getting over to the knob for the shower head. Wait, there is only one Knob for the water! “Umh?” well as the old saying goes ‘lefty losy righty tighy.’ I then grab the knob with my teeth and turn it to the left a good amount.
Meanwhile at Sweat Apples Acres
Applejack was bringing in some apples that were some late bloomers from the orchard when she heard the loud cry of a pony in distress. “YEOW! THAT IS HOT!” "the voice cause her to jump and spill some of her apples. She then turned her head left and right to look for the source of the voice.
“Woah nilly, who said that?” try as she might she couldn’t find the pony who did.
Back at the Boutique
“Jessica! What happen?”
Whoever Rarity found to do her plumbing, I want to hire them to do the same to my bathroom once I get home. That is if they live long enough After I am DONE WITH THEM. I pushed through the steam and boiling water to reach for the knob and turn it the over way. And to my surprise and horror the knob didn’t stop turning that way.
Back with Applejack
She was almost done picking up the apples that fell out of her baskets when she heard it again. “YAAAAAHHH! BBBrrrr" Once again, her apples fell to the floor as the sudden noise caught her of guard. A small growl escape her mouth as she found no pony in sight who made her spill her apples again.
“Again! Where are you! I would like to have a word with you.”
Back with Jessica
“Let me out of here!” I screamed as I zoomed out of the torture room jumping over Sweetie Belle in the process.
“Hay where are you going. Wait you are going to soak the house.” She then made chase after me with a towel “stop your all wet! You are going to get hur-”
Her words of wisdom came a little too late for me. For I could stop in time before falling head first down the stairs. “AAAHHH!” and for the record I meant to go the other way. Dumb throw rug.
Back with Applejack
She got the last apple in her hoof and was about to putting with the other when she got a visitor. “Hi Applejack!” once again her apples kissed the floor now to bruise to sell. Applejack turned to see Rainbow Dash flying a couple of feet away from her. “What are up to?” Applejack stared at the mare with a mighty rage as she looked form the apples to her.
“Uh? You ok there AJ?”
“That does it!” she then tackles the mare out of the air.