A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, nothing happened because this isn't Star Wars. It was a lovely Friday afternoon. And Pinkie Pie was stuffing her face with tacos!
“These are so good!”, Pinkie exclaimed somehow, even though her mouth was full of tortilla, lettuce, and a lot of beef! “ It tastes like rainbows! Wait! No, rainbows are spicy. They taste like... well, tacos. And you know what tastes really amaze-balls?”, Pinkie Pie said. “The bef thing! It’s sooo good!”
Apple Jack responded with, “Pinkie Pie. I think it’s pronounced beef”.
”Who cares darling? I have never in my life eaten a plant that tastes so good!”, Rarity said, adding a squeal to the end of her sentence.
“Right”, Twilight said. “Plants…” She wanted to tell her friends that they were eating cows. A stream of sweat slid down the side of her neck. “Umm… girls”, she struggled to say.
“Yes?”, the rest of them said.
“Never mind!”, Twilight said. ‘I’ll just do it tomorrow’, she thought. Rarity turned to face Twilight.
"Are you alright darling?", she asked.
Twilight nodded. "I'm fine, really. I just... um... want more tacos! I think."
The rest of Twilight Sparkle's friends looked at her. Slowly sweating more, Twilight threw a taco across the other side of the grass plain. Her friends turned around and started chasing the taco.
"I want it!", shouted Rainbow Dash.
"No! Me!", said Pinkie Pie.
Then, a certain blue pony with a light and dark blue and a red gemstone necklace came popping in out of nowhere. She practically tackled the five friends in attempt to get the taco. She grabs the taco, runs away, comes back, winks, and runs away again. Pinkie Pie got sad, so Twilight gave her another taco. 'Why did I do that?' Twilight thought.
The next day, Twilight went to Sugarcube Corner and saw that Pinkie Pie, and the rest of her friends, were eating-
“Hot Dogs!?”, Twilight exclaimed. “Where did you get hot dogs!?”
“You see darling”,Rarity started. “We found your magic book and asked Sunset Shimmer to send us food with that met stuff in it”.
“Rarity, it’s called mute!”, Rainbow Dash said.
“No. It’s meat”, Apple Jack said.
Twilight looked at them in aw.
“Oh crap!” Twilight then got jumpy and her heart rate went up. "tacos... hot dogs... cow bells...", she muttered, before falling to the ground.
“Sorry Twilight”, Fluttershy said. “It’s just that, they taste sooo good!”
‘Oh Fluttershy’, Twilight thought. ‘If only you knew what you were eating’.
"If only we knew we were eating what?", Pinkie Pie asked.
"Wait! How did you know what I was thinking?!"
Pinkie floated over to the other side of the room, hanging over Twilight's head.
"I'm physic...", she whispers. "NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!", she said, this time shouting.
"Um... I, well, uh...", Twilight mutters. She starts sweating again.
"Are you okay?", Rainbow Dash asked.
"Cow bells!", Twilight screams before running off into the unknown that is her castle.
"Was it the hot dogs?", Fluttershy asked.
"I knew I should have brought ketchup!", Pinkie Pie said.
The next day, Twilight went to Sugarcube Corner and saw that Pinkie Pie, and the rest of her friends, were eating (you guessed it!) burritos! Just kidding. They were eating burgers. Sorry Beast Boy, but everyone knows that burgers are better. ( if you don't watch Teen Titans Go, the joke is that Beast Boy and Cyborg were fighting about which is better. Burger, or burrito).
Anyways, Twilight walked up to Pinkie Pie and said, “Let me guess. Sunset Shimmer sent it?”
“Nope!”, Pinkie said.
Twilight stood motionless for a moment, thinking about what else it could be.
"Then, how?"
“We asked Sunset to send us an internet thing and we goggled-”, said Pinkie Pie, before Apple Jack interrupted.
“Googled”, Apple Jack said.
“Anyways”, Pinkie said. “We googled where meat comes from and then we fainted because we were cannibalizing. But meat tasted so good that Fluttershy offered to kill one of her animals. So then, we made burgers!”
Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie, cringing at what she had said. “What the…? How? Why? Cow bells?" She fainted, and then-
“Ah!”, Twilight’s head popped up.
“Twilight! You’re finally awake!”, Pinkie said.
“What happened?”, Twilight asked.
“Well, we were asking you what these tacos are made of and then you fainted”, Pinkie explained.
Then, Twilight fainted. She woke up again, saying she had had the strangest dream of eating tacos, burgers, and hot dogs with her friends. Twilight Sparkle was now so stressed out, that she just wanted to go to the Hay Burger so she could get a burger with no murder in it. She went to the Hay Burger with all her friends. They sat at a table next to a certain pony that Twilight had seen before in her strangest dreams. She noticed that she was eating a taco.
"What's that?", Pinkie Pie asked, pointing to the taco on Sonata's plate.
"Um... That is what ponies call a...", Twilight didn't wan't to say the word taco, with fear that her dreams would come to life.
"Umm... cow bells?", Twilight Sparkle finally said.
"Does it taste good?", Pinkie Pie asked.
"uh, yeah it is!", Sonata said. "The best part is the meat-"
In response to panic, Twilight Sparkle screamed the first words that came into her head. They weren't very nice words. From that day forth, she was ban from the Hay Burger. It was a sad day.
THE END!
"The end already! No! Only Twilight is banned. I can still finish my burger! Okay, now I'm done!"
-Pinkie Pie