//------------------------------// // Too Many Questions! // Story: Toothless in Equestria // by RandomHumanBeging4112 //------------------------------// Hiccup and Toothless were sitting down on the floor of the testing room of Twilight's castle. Neither of them could really, truly believe the situation that they were in. Especially the fact that a purple alicorn was pacing around them, asking questions. "Can, um, what's your dragon's name?" Twilight asked. "For the last time, it's Toothless!" Hiccup said in annoyance. "Right. Anyway, can Toothless talk or speak in any way other than gurgling, roaring, or growling?" Twilight asked. "No, that's all he can do." "Okay, how old are you?" "Me, or Toothless?" "Both." "Oh, we're both Twenty." "Right, man, I'm going to have to write an entire book about you're species, as well as Toothless's." Twilight said. Just then, the others walked into the room. And, Hiccup and Toothless were bombarded with even more questions. "Do you play sports?" "What else does you're kind wear?" "What do y'all eat?" "Do you throw super, duper, uber-amazing, spectacularly epic parties?!" "Are you two okay?" Fluttershy asked. "We're fine, sort of." "Okay! Stop! You guys can ask questions later, but I think that the four of us should stay and the rest of you should leave." Discord said as he teleported into the room. "And why do you get to stay?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Just in case Twilight needs anything else, human-related from me." Discord answered. The others left, leaving the four alone, in the room. "Um, should I answer the orange one's question about what we eat?" Hiccup asked. "No, not a good idea. And don't answer the one about what you wear either." Discord answered. "Right." "Okay, does your species have different genders?" Twilight asked. "Um, yes? What species doesn't?" "Right, Discord, I'm gonna need some proof, can you teleport at least two females, preferably different ages, and one female dragon from this person's world?" Twilight asked. "Wait, you mean you still can't remember my name?!" "Sorry, Discord? Are you on it?" Twilight asked. "Yes, I found the two perfect candidates." Discord answered. "Oh and, um, what is your name again?" Twilight asked sheepishly. "It's Hiccup." "Wow, what a weird name." "Well, at least my name isn't Twilight Sparkle or Derpy, or something!" "Hey! We don't talk about Derpy like that!" Twilight said. "Wait, there's actually a pony named Derpy?" Hiccup asked. "Yes, and she has gone through a lot, so that's why we're always nice to her. Discord! Where are those two other females, and the dragon?" Twilight asked. "Don't worry, they're on their way, teleporting unseen creature to different dimensions is tough work, you know." Discord said. "Oh, and I need another male that's a different age than Hiccup, can ya do that, Discord?" Twilight asked. "I already did, I figured you ask that, so I teleported it over with the others." Discord said. "Hold on, what are the names of the people, and dragon you teleported?" Hiccup asked. "Um, let's see, aha! They're names are Astrid, Valka, Gobber, and Stormfly." Discord answered. "My future wife, my mother, my old mentor, and my future wife's dragon. This better not hurt them." Hiccup said. "Oh, don't worry, they'll be alright." Discord said. "Wait, did you know that these people were so close to me?!" "Yup, that's why I chose them, I wouldn't want you to be here with people that you don't know." Discord said smugly. "I know practically everyone in my village! I'm the chief for Thor's sake!" "Well, I wanted you to be with the people closest to you!" Discord said. "If they get hurt in this process, so help me, I will-" All of a sudden, the four "creatures" that Discord teleported appeared in the room, unconscious. "Wait, why are they unconscious?! You didn't kill them, did you?!" Hiccup asked in anger. Toothless got ready to shoot. "Don't worry, you and Toothless were unconscious too when you got here as well. Traveling in between dimensions can do that too you." Discord said. "Meanwhile, until they wake up, I'll have to ask you more questions." Twilight said. "More?! I'm never getting back to Berk. You couldn't have done this five years ago, when I wasn't chief, or really cared about?!" Hiccup asked. "I was stone five years ago, so, no." Discord said. "Okay, so, what do you eat, and wear?" Twilight asked. "Do you really want me to answer that?" Hiccup asked. "Yes, it's for science!" Twilight said. "Discord, should I answer?" Hiccup asked. "Um, not unless you and your kind want to be deemed as monsters and probably blasted into oblivion, then, no." Discord answered. "Don't worry, I've eaten this stuff called meat when I was in an alternate universe before, and when I got back, I found out that it was from innocent pigs, cows, sheep, and birds. But the stuff is pretty good, I told my friends and they didn't judge me, they knew that I would only do that in the alternate universe." Twilight said. "Oh, well, that's good because we also eat meat." Hiccup said. "Oh, okay! I'll have to write that down." Twilight said as she scribbled something down on a piece of paper. Just then, the others came to. "Did someone say something?" Astrid said as she slowly got up. "Ah, you're finally awake, I have much questioning to do." Twilight said. "Gah! What are you?" Astrid asked, completely unaware of Hiccup and Toothless's presence. "Oh, right. Discord, give them the explanation." Twilight ordered. "Yes, right." Discord said, he then proceeded to give the others the explanation as they came to. Afterwards, the others still were unaware of Hiccup and Toothless's presence. "This still doesn't make any sense, wait, does any of this explain why Hiccup randomly disappeared and no one could find him anywhere?" Astrid asked. "You mean you haven't frozen time on Berk?!" Hiccup asked. "Oh, Hiccup! There you are!" Astrid said. "Well, sending magic from one dimension to another takes a little bit. But time should be frozen by now." Discord said. "Fascinating, two dragons of the different gender look completely different! Tell me, is this how all of the dragons look in your dimension?" Twilight asked as she examined Toothless and Stormfly. "Oh, boy, we have a lot of explaining to do." Hiccup muttered.