//------------------------------// // Accidents Will Happen (Seriously) // Story: Home is where True Peace and Love Is // by MetalBrony823 //------------------------------// Things were not going so well for Luke, Big Mac, and Discord. Of course things were not going so terribly bad, but it wasn't going so goodly either. Taking care of a baby dragon who ACTUALLY thinks he is a baby is way harder than they would imagine. As of now, they were walking down Ponyville to Lyra's house where hopefully they can help them out with this problem. As they were walking past the cafe, they noticed some ponies staring at them in confusion, wondering why Luke was carrying Spike like this and why he was wearing a diaper while sucking his thumb The human sighed and addressed to them "Spike accidentally hit his head and has Head-go-boom-boom-itis. Get on with your meals." then the ponies eating went back to their food just like that pretending that nothing weird was happening at the moment. "That's better." he thought, then the three continued walking down the path. "Are you sure Lyra and Bon Bon can help out with our problem?" said Big Mac "Yes, what could two bestie mares know about taking care of an infant? or in Spike's case, a baby dragon who actually thinks he's a baby." Discord added "This sounds like a bad idea "Well, women have maternal instincts like I said before, and Lyra and Bon Bon are girls. Women would probably know about this stuff better than guys who are not dads were." "True." both the stallion and drancequus agreed in unison. "And we don't have Fluttershy with us. She would know what to do since she knows how to take care of a baby like she knows how to care for animals as much." Big Mac nodded his head in agreement "till then, we'll just have to do something else until she and the others get back." "Right." The house was just in front of them and then Spike needed to burp again. So Luid patted his back gently and felt something wet on the back of his shirt The human's eye twitched with disbelief and said "I blame myself!" Sounding like he was crying. Discord snickered behind Luke's back and said "not to worry, I'll fix that." Then he snapped his finger and made the baby vomit disappear. Luke was more than grateful by this action. "Thanks, Discord." "De rien, Luke." Then Luke gave Spike to Discord to hold on to while he knocked on the door three times. It took a little while and it was so still that all they could hear was the foot tapping on the human's shoes, and the heavy breathing of the red stallion. Finally, the door opened and it revealed to by Lyra, just as expected. And through the house, there was Bon Bon with her lips were and nose were still out Gigsntic like a sad clown face, except they were not as big or swollen as before. "Ah Luke, hello again." The green unicorn greeted warmly. Then she noticed Discord who was still carrying the baby dragon, and Big Mac "Can we ask for your help, we can't do this on our own." Luke begged. "He may be way smaller than us, but he is quite a handful." "Has his diaper been.... you know... filled before?" "Oh ho yes." Said Big Mac. "You would not believe how many diapers we had to change on Spike. It's worse than changing Applejack and Applebloom when we were younger." He made a shiver "I don't want to talk about it." Bon Bon went to the front door with her nose dangling down. Big Mac snickered and Discord just rolled on the floor laughing his ass off. "Oh my gosh! Hahahaha!" The god of chaos cackled "Bon Bon, you look like an elephant mixed with an angler fish!" He continued laughing and laughing. "Hahaha. Very funny, Discord." Bon Bon said irritatingly. "Go on! Laugh it up!" "Oh I will! Hahaha!" The laughing continued for quite some time. They were all becoming a little irritated by this "uhh, you done now?" Asked Lyra "Ummm....... nope! Hahahaha! Okay, I am done." "Good." "So anywho, we need you're guys' help." Luke said again. "I don't want to change anymore diapers." "Sure. Should we do it here our at the castle?" Bon Bon asked the human "Well, I think it's better if we go to the castle. I mean, that's where his favorite food and toys are." "That's fine." Lyra said. "But changing diapers is not that bad." "Sure for regular babies, but Spike, I accidentally conked him on the head and made him think he was like this. He was more like a kid than a baby. And besides, have you seen his..... items before?" Lyra and Bon Bon nodded their heads a no in reply with blank looks on their faces. "You're right." Said Bon Bon. "Spike should be able to take care of himself in this state if not for him thinking he was a toddler." "Exactly! That's exactly what I mean." Luke pointed "Wait a minute!" Bon Bon said with a thought. "Discord, you have the powers for a lot of things, right? Do you think you can make Spike normal again?" "I'm afraid not, Lyra." The drancequus sighed "Since I am a master of chaos, my powers are mostly used as destructive types of magic, oh and funny magical ones, too." Lyra and Bon Bon then suddenly realized what he meant, for he was right, he mostly just has powers to bring destruction and chaos, not really for peace and harmony. Therefore they do all have to do this the old fashion way. Besides, Twilight might figure this out if she finds a stinky filled diaper in a garbage or in her bathroom or kitchen. Big Mac sighed and said "we were afraid of that. So come on, y'all. Let's get back to the matter at hoof." Then they all went back to the castle. Things might probably go a little smoother with Lyra and Bon Bon since they are both mares and have maternal instincts. Of course, it might not go one hundred percent perfect, matter of fact, no plan is perfect. Back in the castle, Luke, and his friends were relaxing for a little while on the couch while Bon Bon was the one holding Spike because every time he saw her face, he giggles and laughs. As usual, she groaned in irritation "I'm always the fall mare." She muttered "how much longer do I have to do this?" "You want to switch?" Luke asked "we'll switch places after a couple more minutes every now and he. So we can all take turns tending to him. That way, everyone will get their fair share of taking care of him. "Alright, alright." Bon Bon said reluctantly. So on and so forth, they would all switch places and give Spike to one after another. He suddenly began to cry again, and the foul stench was back. They all knew what it meant and they all went worked together to change yet another diaper. This was much faster than before, probably Lyra and Bon Bon were there with them. "Okay there, now all it needs is another diaper- ahh!" Big Mac was interrupted. All of a sudden Spike began squirting his urine on the air, slashing it against his friends in front of him, all screaming in disgust. "Oh I hope this is water!" Lyra sobbed in disgust. "Perfect, just perfect."said Big Mac "now I smell like asparagus, which I hate." He wiped pee off of himself like a dog, and said "I need a shower." "So do I!" "Us too!" Said the bestie mares in unison. Luke didn't have any urine on him, for he dodged out of the way thanks to his cat like reflexes. And it was a good thing his clothes weren't covered in pee, for it would not have been pretty, so he didn't need a shower. "You guys do that, I'll take care of him, I guess." The human looked at the baby dragon "I haven't been touched by his.... fluids." "Okay, and don't worry, we'll make it quick so we can help you some more." Said Bon Bon. "Right, Lyra?" "Right." Then they all went outside and Discord pooped up a bathtub with a shower head and curtain, then they formed a small line on who goes in first. Of course, since Discord conjured it, he was the one who got in first, and began singing Winter Wrap Up a few times. He was probably singing to irritate the others just for fun. For Luke, he relaxed on the couch listening to his iPod again. He would look around the room curiously, and wished their was a TV for him to watch on, but alas, it did not have a TV. Of course since Spike was not able to take care of himself in his current state, the human would look at him every once in a while. The baby dragon then slowly crawled up to the human, babbling baby talk, and patted his hand on his leg like a dog or cat would do. Luke reacted by gently patting his head of back, making him giggle playfully. "Oh I hope this ends soon. I'm probably going to be dead, anyway." He muttered. Then he felt Spike give him a small bite on his hand "Ow!" The human exclaimed, jumping up from the couch. Spike had a look of guilt and regret on his face "uh oh." He said "Uh oh is right." Luke said "no biting, Spike. No biting. Don't bite" The dragon nodded his head a yes she n reply then the human saw back to listen to his music again. "What happened?" Said Big Mac rushing in the living room with the others. Luke sighed, and he said "it's. thing Big Mac. Spike just bit me is all." "Bit you?!" Lyra shouted "are you okay?" "Yeah, Lyra I'm fine. It did hurt a little but I'm fine." He looked at the red marks from Spike's teeth, and said "I'm lucky his teeth didn't puncture Mel otherwise I would be in big trouble." They all agreed with him "oh yes. It would have not been very pretty." "Yeah, I would hate to see some blood on the floor." Bon Bon said. She and Lyra were feeling a little squeamish just thinking about it. "That and I would have to get a tetanus shot. And I hate shots!" He had a look of horror in his eyes. By the sound of his heads and his eyeballs being bloodshot, he was truly afraid of them. Not as much as Goku and his little fear of needles, but still, Luke did not like them and wanted nothing to do with them (unless if it was a life-threatening matter.) "Don't worry." said Bon Bon. "You don't have to get a shot." The human sighed in relief, feeling more glad to hear that. "Good." Then he drank his root beer in a cup from Hay Burger. "So now what?" "Well, I think Twilight will be getting home soon." Big Mac said "I guess we'll have to tell her and the others what happened. He was not wrong, for the worst that Luke will face will meet him sooner than he thought. Unable to cover this from her, he sighed and decided to fully accept the consequences of yet to come. However, he became less scared because of what his new friends told him that Twilight and the others will understand once he explained this little situation to them and why Spike is acting like an infant. The Human took another sip from his drink before he went back to listening to his music, then he remarked "I reaped what I sow." Lyra, Bon Bon, and the boys went to comfort him "everything will be okay, Luke." The green unicorn said, putting a shoulder on his left shoulder, and Bon Bon did the same thing on his right one "Like we have said, just tell Them the truth." "I know. Till then, let's jus deal with him." They all agreed, and many of them looked around the castle, except for Luke, who is taking the liberty of taking care of Spike. The baby dragon slowly crawled his paws on the human's lap. He was giggling and it told Luke that he wanted to play "Oh alright." Luke said with a smirk. Then he made silly funny faces to keep him happy and not bored. The last thing he would want to hear is Spike bawling again, especially in this state. Spike giggled and clapped his hands in a happy gesture. The human kept this little game up for a little while until after fifteen minutes, he decided that he was done. "Hey, Luke. We found some gems." Said Big Mac, walking with a small bag of apples on his side. Lyra, Bon Bon, and Discord were walking behind them. When Spike saw the gems leaking out from the pouch, he was reaching his little hands to grab them "Ah, perfect." Then they all took turns feeding him the jewels. It was just then the large front doors opened. "Spike! We're home!" Twilight sang. It echoed through the room, and Luke felt his heart sank. "Oh dear god. Here we go." He muttered with a gulp. Then it was just then Spike's diaper was filled again. He and his friends groaned in disgust. "I'll go talk to Twilight while you guys take care of him." "Oh no, I am coming with you." Discord protested. "I am not cleaning anymore of Spike's items Luke groaned mildly "fine." Then they both went to the door while the other three began changing the diaper once again. There they were, Twilight, Fluttershy, and their friends smiling with a warm greeting. "Ah Luke. How was it?" Twilight asked him "And did you guys have fun?" Fluttershy added Luke had a very nervous look on his face and had a drop of sweat coming down from his skin, close to his eye. The others began to notice this and looked concerned. Then Discord was sweating way more, no, raining a storm of sweat. "Are you okay?" Asked Fluttershy "Guys, please don't be mad at me, but..... but...." "But what, Luke?" Asked Applejack "I accidentally hit Spike on the head and made him think he's a baby!" Luke finally said They all had their eyes bloodshot open in disbelief. "Whaaat?!" They all said. Discord cleared his threat and said "I had nothing to do with this, FYI." "Why would you conk his cute little head?" Asked Rarity "It was an accident." Luke explained "I never mean to hit his head. Please. You all gotta understand." "Where is he?" Twilight asked him "Big Mac, Lyra, and Bon Bon are taking care of him. Don't worry, he's fine. "Wait, does he have head-go-boom-boom-itis?" Asked the purple alicorn "You know of it?" "Oh yes, on the book of sicknesses and diseases in Equestria." Luke thought that since she is a bookworm, she would know something about this. "What's going on now?" Asked Rainbow Dash "We're taking care of a.... filled diaper." They all had a look of mild disgust. "Ooh, that'/ not good." Said Fluttershy "No, it it is not, Fluttershy. But... I am growing a little used to it now. So, Twilight, do you think you know a spell that can turn Spike back to the way he was?" "Of course. Come with me." Then they all went to the library and they all found a book about a spell to turn Spike back to his normal mind. "Ah, head healing juice. Turns your mind back to normal from any conditions in no time." Twilight read. "Perfect!" It took a little while, but the juice was ready to be made. Then they all went to baby Spike and the other three taking care of him. "Aww, he looks kind of cute on a diaper." Rarity said "And ridiculous!" Rainbow laughed. Then Fluttershy hit the back of her head "Oww! Sorry." Twilight out the juice with in a baby bottle and gave it to Spike. The baby dragon then took a little sip and then drank it all in a fast pace. Then his eyes went wide and his mouth went agape. Something magical was happening around his brain and instantly dropped the bottle without knowing. "Huh, what? What happened?" Spike said They all cheered that Spike was back to normal. "Thank goodness you're back, Spike." Said Pinkie Pie. "What do you mean?" Then he noticed something "am I.... wearing a diaper?" The baby dragon asked. "Yes! Yes you are." Pinkie replied The baby dragon looked at his lower body and helped in horror. "Is it full?" "No no no, don't worry, kiddo." Big Mac chuckled. "Spike, I am so sorry I hit you in the head. It was an accident. Can you please forgive me?" Spike smiled "of course. I forgive you, Luke." The human smiled in gratitude "good. And guys, can you all forgive me too?" "Of course we do." Said Fluttershy. "We know you wouldn't hurt him on purpose." "You're our friend, Luke." Said ateilight "Best friend." Rainbow added. She pulled him close to her in a side-hug "always." "Thanks, guys." Then they all hugged him. "Well, I'm sorry that I ruined your little guys day out, Big Mac and Discord." "Do not worry about it, boy." Discord winked at him. "There is always next time." "Eeyup." They all had a good laugh with him.