//------------------------------// // Super Fun Meta Chapter: Know Your Shift // Story: The Pony Dreadfuls // by No one is home //------------------------------// The Shift Sisters have finally been reunited. Note their real names all have numbers. When they hatched Madame Butterfly gave them all worker-drone names to hide them in Chrysalis hive. She urged her lover, Iam Noone, to name the drones as well and in the end he decided it would be more fun to give them numbers instead. The sisters all despise their numbers except for Midnight Shift, who thinks #13 is “the most super fun number EVER!” Day Shift #1 Leader Caste Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Twilight Sparkle Deformity: Antenna (was the most "normal" of the Shifts) Status: Deceased Night Shift #2 Leader Caste Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Twilight Sparkle Deformity: Spider-like Status: Placed in "time out" by Diane for making the other Shifts work with the Nopony. Sweet Shift #3 Infiltrator Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rarity Deformity: Wasp-like Status: Fabulous Split Shift #4 Infiltrator Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rainbow Dash Deformity: Fly-like, prismatic chitin Status: Awesome Blue Shift #5 Soldier Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rainbow Dash Deformity: Fly-like, Blue Chitin Status: The Best Switch Shift #6 (AKA Z-978) Soldier Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Changeling Drone... Z-978 does not play silly make-believe. Z-978 is happy to be Z-978 and she loves her sister. And she is a good mother! Z-978 does NOT break walls and you will stop looking at her like that! This IS her form and she is a pretty bug! Deformity: roach-like Status: Grieving single mother. Swing Shift #7 (AKA Diane) Changeling Queen Favorite Pony to Impersonate: I’ll be who-ever I want, please try to stop me. Deformity: Wasp-like, Serpentine scorpion-tail, goat-like horns, “The Jaws of Death”, Pink Striped Chitin (basicaly just the Pony Devil. She looks like the pony devil. I'm proud of my little abomination) Status: Hail to the Queen, muther buckers! Red Shift #8 Soldier Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Apple Jack Deformity: Fly-like, Red Chitin Status: Looking for an excuse to start a fight. Late Shift #9 Infiltrator Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rarity Deformity: Pony-centipede Status: Doing whatever it takes. Early Shift #10 Infiltrator Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Apple Jack Deformity: Beetle Like Status: Working hard. Evening Shift #11 Infiltrator Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Flutterbat Deformity: Moth-Like Status: Incredibly Nervous Morning Shift #12 Infiltrator Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Flutter Shy Deformity: Mosquito-Like Status: Incredibly Shy Midnight Shift #13 (AKA Pinkie 13) Soldier Drone Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Have you heard about the cult of the Unspeakable Pinkie Pie? We have 666 levels of SUPER FUN damnation as you bounce and giggle down the laughing abyss... Deformity: Oversized, winged grub Status: Playing super-fun games