May 23th 1989, 19:46
Equestria, Ponyvile
Hmm, what?! The phone ringing awake me, along with the alarm I swear that I set this to 8 and something... ah, fuck it Getting up from the bed, I see the bed by the side of my bed, full of clipped newspaper. I decide to give a small check on them.
...shoot out at Hotel Blue early last evening... ...three important Changelings among the casualties... ...Changelings start rethinking about the peace treat formed after the War... ...several victims tied to criminal network...
Oh yeah... fuck, I can't believe I kill fucking politicians I think to myself with a sigh I REALLY need to exit this shit I leave my room and in the kitchen I see Beauty Maker making some tea.
She look at me, knowing what I was up "The phone?" I nod and she nod in return, returning to her tea.
Trotting to the phone, I answer it "It's 'Harry' from managment. We have a problem! There's big mess over by the Condos on 122nd SE St! One of the residents' water pipe burst, wet all over! The whole buliding is gonna be flooded soon... hope you can get this shit ASAP... Don't go easy on the mop!"
Wet all over? Why I have a felling of shitload of Ruchelings I put the phone back and I yawn Fuck, I'm not good for this... but I guess I don't have a choiceI'm not in a good mood for this... but I don't think I have a choice.
"Excuse me, mister?" Beauty Maker appear behind me with a cup of tea in her hoof "Maybe this can help you stay awake. You look very tired"
No shit Deciding to give a try I pick the cup and quickly finish the tea in one gulp and... it actually helped a bit. I smile and nod in thanks to her.
"No problem" She answer with a smile. I quickly get my equipment and put everything inside my Jacket, going to the main door "Stay safe, okay?" Beauty Maker said as I leave. I look at her and nod with a small smile, making her smile. As I troat down the stairs I hear a goodbye from Beauty Maker.
Upon reaching the place, I sight as I see how high was the place. Putting my mask on and the desguise draw, I put a good song to help me through this.
Entering the place I climb the staircase and enter the first house. Passing though the door I see a mobster smoking. I aprouching quietly at him and quickly snap his neck and pick the pipe he was holding. I enter the small room close by, a bathroom, smashing the skull of a pony inside that was armed with a shotgun "The fuck!" I hear someone outside and when I turn around I see it was a fat minotaur using the mafia white suit Shit I pick the shotgun on the floor quickly before he "Chicken Freak!" He look at me angry and crack his knuckles before rushing at me "AHH!" I dodge to the side and I took aim, pressing the trigger and blasting his chest, making he spit some blood and fall dead on the floor It was easier than I expected
"I heard gunshots!" Here comes company pumping the shotgun, I prepare myself. I advance and see two mobster, one armed with a double barrel. I kill the armed first and then the other. I entered a small room where another armed mobster was, and so I blow his brain out. I turn around in time to spot a Rucheling armed with a M16 behind me. I took cover behind the door, and when the bullets stopped, I took aim and blast his chest. He start crawling away, so I smash his head with the back of my gun until he wasn't moving anymore. First room clear I pick a baseball bat on the floor and before going to the next floor.
Back at the staircase, I go to the second floor to the next house. Entering the place, I see two armed mobster guarding. Before they could notice me, I swing the bat at them in union Two birds with one stone I move forward and I find the kitchen, where a armed mobster was with a dog. The dog saw me and jump on me, but I managed to hold him and use him as a meat shield to the M16 bullets from the mosbters. I throw the dead dog on him, making him fall, giving me a oportunity to smash his head with my hoofs. Picking his gun I exit the kitchen and now I had two options. A open room with three armed mobsters or a closed door with who-knows inside. Preparing my rifle, I aim at the three mobster and I shoot on them quickly Now to the... Blam "THE FUCK IS... ?" A minotaur open with force the closed door from the last room Great, he is the who-know inside the room I said taking aim and shotting at him, but I quickly was out of ammo and the guy was still on up "Son of a BITCH!" He run at to deliver a punch but I dodge with a roll, preparing to pick a shotgun on "Ugh!" The big guy soon fall on the floor, probably bleed out to death. Breathing heavily, I remove my mask and I clean the sweat on my forehead Two floor down Putting my mask back on and picking a knife close by, I move to the next floor.
After once again climbing the staircase, I reach the third floor and so I enter the third house, where two mobster armed with shotguns were. I throw the knife at one and then quickly punch the other, twisting his neck to finish the job. With the double barrel in hand, I move forward and I see another on of the kitchen, armed wth a shotgun, so I quickly blow his chest and send him flying to the table "The fuck is... ?" Another armed with a shotgun came from the bathroom and another kill to me.
"Umeret!" A Changeling, armed with a shotgun, appears aiming at me. I jump to the kitchen and dodge the bullets "Comrades, we got visitors!" Looking at the floor, I see another shotgun and I quickly pick it up "Say your prayers!" Say YOU! I blow his brains out and prepare for the next one.
"The shit?!" Another minotaur, so I don't waste time and I shot at his chest, making him step back at the wall and fall on the floor with blood coming from his mouth Third one down. To the next one I trot back at the staircase. But, before this I remove the knife I brough from the head of the mobster I throw it at.
Ok, forth floor and... I yawn of tirerness Shit, I need a nap, and I still have a whole building ahead of me I move forward, and enter the house, already seeing a mobster up ahead on a kitchen. Running into him, I jump at top of him and I drive my blade trough his neck "Hey, I heard a noise and... der'mo" Another, armed with a M16, appears from a room, and I quickly throw my blade at him and hit his neck. As he die in agony, I pick his rifle and move on. A dog spot me and run at me, and I quickly put a bullet through his head, probably alerting others for the gun shot. Two armed ponies appear and I quickly put them down, and then another Minotaur appeared, running at me, but a quick bullet on his head was enough to bring him. I check more of the place, the next room was clear and the bedroom was clear Ok, to the...
Trimm- Trimm Hmm? The phone on the bedroom start ringing. I wonder if I answered or not Could be reeinforment... ah, fuck it I answer it, wondering what it was "There's been a small change of plans... We have a prank caller at the telephone company. Why don't you go there and see if you can... 'Talk some sense' with him. You know what I mean. Don't worry, we already send someone to finish your shift. 342nd NW St. Go there now! Floor it." Prank caller? I just hope I receive a extra for this shit putting the phone back, I return to the staircase and I go all the way back to the entry door. With no one around, I remove my desguise and so I run to the adress This night is start get annoying
(STOP MUSIC)
"It's finally time" Rainbow Dash said "The Rooster versus the Helmet"
"Oh, yeah, this day is the day that this two fought against each other" Applejack said "Well, Jacket probably won, since he is still around"
"But the body of Helmet was never found, so we don't have sure if Helmet died. But, he definitly lost the battle, though"
"How about we watch and find out?" Twiligth suggested, and so they watch Jacket run to his next destination.
Here we are, PhoneHom Putting my desguise back on, I enter the place... and I see that someone made a genocide run around the place. Dead employees everywhere on the floor and blood everywhere. Walking to the elevators, I go to the second floor and I make my way through more dead employees to the main office. Passing through the double doors I see the prankster, a pegasus apparently, who was messing with the computer of the PhoneHom's boss, who was dead of the floor. Upon noticing me, he look at me and i got a good look on this guy. Purple pegasus using a white t-shirt and a pink marshmallow vest, that had a white pixel skull on the back, with cyan blue gloves. His head was hided by a cyan blue helmet, making hard to see who he was, but since he had cyan blue tail, big chances his mane have the same color. He pick a meat cleaver and a small knife from inside his vest while staring at me "You're dead meat" He said, coldly and serious, and throw the knife at a security camera on the wall We see about that I press play on my player, playing a perfect song for this ocassion.
He fly into me but I dodge with a roll. I Try to deliver a punch, but he dodge and kick me, dropping me on the floor "Die, a-hole!" He drop the cleaver on me, but I rool to the side.
I need a weapon for this Looking to the side, I see close to the PhoneHom's boss desk a portable mini golf course with a perfect golf club for me to use.
"AHH!" The guy run at me, ready to slash me with his cleaver. I dodge and run to pick the golf club "Die already!" I block the cleaver that he was trying to bring down on me, and I hold as much I could "You are becoming a pain in my arse!" With a strong push, I make he step backwards and I hit his helmet with the golf club, dropping him on the floor and lauching the cleaver into distance "Rggg!" As he get back up, he look at me and I see that I breaked the mirror of his helmet, alowing me to see the angry stare he was giving me and the blood dripping from his head "You're going to pay for this, asshole!" He picked more knifes from his vest and start throwing at me while flying around. I dodge his knifes while trying to think in a way of putting this guy down and
AH! I knife hit my back hoof and making me fall. I get up and remove the knife, holding to
"GOTCHA!" He fly into me push me strongly to the wall, making me drop the golf club and almost breaking my spine as I fall on the floor "Time to end this" Flying to where his cleaver was to pick it up, he slowly trot back to me "You fuckers won't stop me, you hear?" Holding my neck and raising his cleaver, I try to think in a way out "Last words?" I remay in silence, because of my vow and because this won't be were I die "Hm, suit yourself" He brings the cleaver down, but I hold his hoof with my remaining forces, and with my other hoof I deliver a punch on the fucker's nose "AHH, FUCK!" He step backward, holding his bleeding nose "FUCK YOU, MAN!" I get back up and pick up the golf club "YOU'RE GOING...!" before he could finish his sentence, I strongly swing the golf club on his head, lauching his helmet into distance and dropping him on the floor. I breath heavily, since this was a "This... this can't be happening..." I heard the guy talking. Looking back at him, I see his face and how fuck up i made it. He had short cyan blue mane, like I guessed, that was flat and blocked his right eye and he had a green bandana. Thanks to me, now he had a broken nose, a black eye, maybe some broken teeths and blood everywhere on his face "It can't end now" He starts crawling away, trying to escape "Not like this..." He cought a bit of blood a he try to get to the exit. Poor guy, I already did a number on him... but a job is a job, and is time to finish this one I trot to him and put my back hoof on his back, stopping him from moving. Getting into position, I prepare my golf club and raise it FOOOORE! I strike this guy's face, destroying it for complete and spilling blood around. Breathing, a bit more relaxed now, I finally could return home and get a nap. I make my way out of the place, leaving the dead body behind I have sure I'm going to be guilty of killing every employe here
"Wait, Helmet died?" Rainbow Dash ask confused "But his body was never found?"
"I don't know, Rainbow Dash. Maybe someone removed the body?" Appleacjk suggested.
"Why would someone do that, Darling. It make no sense!" Rarity said.
"Look, all of this make no sense, girls" Twilgith said "Let's keep focus on this"
Passing by a bar, I decide to get something before going back home. Entering the place, I go to the counter, where Cool Beard, by the looks of it, was waiting for me "Welcome back, sir! ... How are you tonight?" Not the best "You don't look so happy. To be honest, I don't feel too good either" Heh, is that easy to see how bad I am? Something in the air... I don't know... I just have this really bad feeling" You and me, bro "Like... Like something terrible has happened tonight. I haven't felt this way since San Francisco..." Please, don't remind me "I don't like it. Not one bit" Neather do I "So, how about a drink? It's on me" He start preparing something behind the counter, while I yawn. When he finished, I drink all in one gulp, and then I procced to leave the place... and I hear a girl crying. Looking to the side, I see a brown mare with dark brown mane, using a black coat with white sleeves, crying while hiding her face on her hoofs. For some reason, I aprouch at her to check on her "Heh forgot me" ... what? "My boyfriend, the best thing that happened to me, forgot me" She look at me and I see the tears falling down "Why? What happened to him? I had hopes he would appear... but no one came" She start crying even more "He forgot me. HE FORGOT ME!" She then run away. Confuse to what just happened, I make my way back home... but why I have a felling I saw her before?
The 6 friends return to Jacket's mind, and like always, the memory start fixing itself.
"Poor mare" Rarity said with sorrow for the mare "I KNEW her coltfriend wasn't a good one, for making her wait everytime for him and being late"
"I admit he is a big jerk" Applejack said serious "But, I wonder why everytime Jacket say that he have a felling ever he saw her before, when we see that he DID saw her before"
"Memory problems?" Pinkie suggested.
"But he was shooted in the head after that day" Rainbow Dash said.
"Well, nothing stop him from having way before that" Pinkie said.
"Ok, girls, we think about this later, now we..."
