//------------------------------// // Magic Is Crazy // Story: It ain't easy bein green. // by ShadowsInTheDark //------------------------------// ***Tom Pov, Castle of the two sisters.*** I had managed to make a forge but it’ll take weeks for me to make all the parts for what I had in mind. I also had to dump most of the carts and metal parts all over the forest, for me to pick up later. But the main train I brought back to the castile to take apart and remodel. But now I had to find out what my strange new… Weapon did? A mix between and egg whisk. Cd player and a toaster… “Ya, I ‘ave no idae wat yooz do.” I said looking it over, while I was working I made myself a back pack. It been a couple of weeks now, and I’m surprised no one found me yet. I also keep dreaming about that blue horse, and those dreams are strange. Not only that but I found those horses in gold armor walking around the forest. I was glad to see my purple cameo was working. But my luck didn’t last long when something bumped into me. In the confusion, it pulled my cameo off. I blinked and looked down at the horse in gold as he called out in confusion… And the others saw me standing there. “Zog me…” I said before grabbing the cameo and legging it. Didn’t help I heard them yelling and running or the ones with wings flying after me! I didn’t think to bring my big shooter with me. There wasn’t a lot out here for me to fear after all. I smashed a tree as I ran down a game trail, it worked in blocking the way behind me. Only for a horse with a horn to appear out of nowhere after a flash of light. “Dat just wat I need!” I complain as I tried to run faster. how can they keep up?! I thought to myself as I thought I was in the clear, until I ran into a clearing and you guessed it. The unicorn had appeared in the middle of it blocking my way. Kind of funny to see when you think about it. “Monster! Come with me peacefully or in irons. You have been warned!” Yelled the unicorn, me I was looking for another way out of this. However the little git didn’t seem to want to wait, as I saw his horn glow with magic. I reached into my backpack and found the odd thing I made… I point it at the unicorn and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened… “Look over dar!” I yelled pointing into the woods, to my surprise he fell for it. I then ran away again as the unicorn was running after me. I then thought of something, What if this thing needed amoe? As I ran, I had to reach around in my backpack and found some cd’s. Where did these come from? I think to myself before I was sent flying into the ground by something exploding on my back! It stang but nothing was broken or bleeding. I turned back as the unicorn was smiling now as he readied another charge of magic. “I don’t know wat dis dus but ZOG IT!” I yelled, before cramming the cd’s into the toaster part of the gun? I take aim as the egg whisk end started to spine. I heard a hum as it shakes in my hand and power claw. The unicorn let a bolt of magic explode from his horn as it raced to meet me… Only for it to get sucked up into the end of the gun and I hear a ding, the toaster part pops up a glowing cd… I blinked at it, the unicorn looked gobsmacked. I then smiled as I get up, the unicorn backed away as his horn charged magic again. Now, let see what else things thing can do. I’m going to name this gun the… Can’t think of anything good. To hell with it, I’ll call it the magic eater for now. I smiled to myself as I was walking home. Strange how long have I been here to start to see that castil as home? I think to myself, thinking back to how I chased off those horses. Thanks to the magic eater, I had nothing to fear from them now. But this left me with a few questions like, how much magic do these cd’s hold and do they explode? I used a marker pen on the cd’s and hide them in my helmet for now. Not the best idea but with those three ponies keep coming over I needed to put these things somewhere they wouldn’t look. “I’ll find out about dat later.” I said to myself walking through the forest until I was getting hungry. Time to find some food I guess. I thought to myself and start walking. “Orks, orks, orks, orks, orks.” I sing to myself as I’m walking around the forest looking for something to eat. I was about to go down this interesting looking cave when I saw a portal open up right under my feet. Wait, Oh HELL! I growled in pain when I landed on something hard. I think it was a rock, I found myself back at the castile. I heard a scream from above me, I looked up in time to see something land on my face. I shock my head and saw a, grot? No a gretchin? “Who’z yoo?” I asked blinking at it, him? The gretchin get up a dust itself off. “My name Giblet Boss, Who’z yoo?” Giblet asked, tilting his head to one side. Huh, I guess when I throw up in that other Sun horse pantry. I was sporing? Oh wait this could be bad… The last thing I need is more orks showing up. “I’m Tom, want ta live with me?” I asked, Giblet nods his head a lot and climb up my body before sitting on my shoulder. “Come on, let’s get yoo’z some kit. And then we can work on the Truck.” I then made my way back home with my new friend. This is going to be a lot of work. Once we got back I left Giblet to find what he want in the loot pile I set up, after meeting the emperor. I made sure to put the guns somewhere else for now. Last thing I need is Giblet or the three little ponies running around with a meltagun. Giblet was helping me out with the truck, once it was in working order. It was time for a test drive, I collated all the loot and put it in the back of the truck. I get in the driver set and saw Giblet grinning like a madman. “Well, time ta see if diz works… If it don’t we get blown up… Lovely.” I said to myself, I started at the start button I could not bring myself to start it. But then Giblet pushed the button. Outside a number of guards were sneaking around the castle, they already had a team take the pig and chicken before the monster could find out. It took them weeks to find the monster. They were about to storm the castle when they heard a rumble they never heard before. The doors to the castle explored as a large metal wagon roared out. Driving it was the monster and a smaller green monster, the two laughed and screamed as it speed past. Crushing trees under it wheels, the royal guards looked on in shock. As the monster they were tasked to chach was getting away.