Once there was an alicorn named Twilight Sparkle. One day she traveled to the Crystal Empire to visit her brother.
"Hi," said Flash Sentry. "I'm Flash Sentry. I'm going to be your personal guard."
"Okay," said Twilight.
Shining Armor came in. "Twilight, Flash, you are not allowed to fall in love." Then he went out again.
"Now that we're alone and our love is forbidden, I am feeling a sudden attraction to you," said Twilight.
"Damn right." Flash took Twilight out to the garden and they kissed.
"I love you, Flash," Twilight said.
"I love you, Twilight," Flash said.
Then they fell into a bush and did sex. The next week they tried to hide their love.
"Twilight are you pregnant," said Shining Armor. There was a one week old baby bump that was very noticeable.
"Yes, Shining Armor, and I'm taking Flash back to Ponyville where you can't hurt him," said Twilight.
"No!" yelled Shining Armor, and he killed Flash Sentry.
"What did you do!" yelled Twilight. "Think of the baby! I loved him! You're a horrible pony!"
Shining Armor hung his head. "I'm sorry. I was jealous because I am overprotective. You have my blessing."
"Thank you," said Twilight, and using her supreme alicorn powers she brought Flash back to life.
"What happened," said Flash.
"You're okay!" Twilight said. Then she went into labor and had a premature birth because of emotions. She got sick but luckily they were able to save both her and the baby. It was a beautiful yellow alicorn that they named Cerise Lemon Skyburst Sunlight Sparkle and then they moved back to Ponyville. The baby grew up to be even more powerful than Celestia. Flash and Twilight had eight more children who were all alicorns. Shining Armor was murdered by Flurry Heart. And Pinkie Pie overdosed on cocaine. The end.