//------------------------------// // Death by glamour // Story: Phone Guy UnderFNadventureF in Equestria // by mikele_11 //------------------------------// "Get up lazy oxen! Today is the train!" Fredward shouted, throwing air horns. Everypony, immediately stood up. "But it's still dark sweetie." Rarity said sleepily. "Nonsense. Just installment of the window." Fredward said parting the curtains, but it was still dark. "What time is it?" "2 am." Fredward said. Immediately after everypony groaned. "We'll start with something simple. On the pages that you dealt, you write, what you sad, what bothers you, what you fear, etc. Thanks to this training can take place in a way that will allow you to unlock all the special skills. Luna and Rainbow dash doesn't have to do that, but the rest take to work. " Fredward said. Then he used the spider blaster to deal the cards. "You, write, and I look, what's going on." He said taking out a newspaper. "Is it necessary?" Celestia asked. Fredward looked at her. "Yes. This way I know how to activate your powers." Fredward said. "Let's see what easier." Fredward said viewing cards. "Or I do otherwise." He said. He put the cards in front of him and then tossed a coin. When the coin fell on one card, Fredward picked it up and read it. "Mrs. Rarity." Fredward said. Rarity hesitantly approached him. Fredward put down the paper and got up. "You're hopeless fashion designer. In addition, you're fat, your mane is hopeless, and your dress ends in a bad way." Fredward said. Then he drank and wiped his face dress. Rarity was shocked. The other girls too. "But ... you ... it's ... what ... b ... bu ... but ... grr ... ghra.Ghraaaaaa!" Rarity cried her eyes became white. Fredward hoped she did, but instead of any attack, he was treated by magical lightning. Before he knew it, Fredward was lying on the ground covered with ashes. "* Cough, cough *. I didn't expect that one. Looks like I have to do it another way." Fredward said, standing up. "What's a star?" He asked wearily, but then fainted. *SLAP!* "Yes, Princess! I bring you Phone guy's head!" Fredward shouted, standing at attention instantly. "Ehhhh. There's no need." Celestia said confused. Fredward looked around. Then lightly he rubbed his neck. "Heh, heh. Sorry." He said quietly. Then Fredward saw Rarity, who looks at him with reflectors. "My vile action should unleash your powers, but it seems that I have to do it in a different way." Fredward said quietly. "I hope that this is something important." Rarity said, walking beside Fredward who looked cards. "Yes." Fredward replied hiding cards. "I'm going to see if using my talent, and knowledge of what is the Phone guy I can bring you crazy." Fredward added. Then he pulled out a bucket of sand and poured it on Rarity. "You're angry?" He asked. Rarity fired at him magical lightning, and then go away. "We'll try another way?" "I tell you, Twilight, that Fredward exaggerating. I've had enough." Rarity said tired while eating dinner. "Rarity. Fredward knows what he's doing. At least I think so. If he could help you discover the powers, it is possible that we will be able to defeat Phone guy." Twilight said. Suddenly there was a crack and a large pile of ash fell on Rarity. "But after seeing that, I think he is exaggerating a little bit." Twilight added. Rarity dug up from the ashes and began to chase Fredward. He began to run. "I think it's not going to end well for him." "Fluttershy, honey. Can you give me that towel?" Rarity asked, sitting quietly in a chair by the pool. Fluttershy handed a towel, and Rarity spread it on a chair and re-laid. But after a moment she felt something strange. "Get dunked on! This towel was covered with paint that doesn't wash away all week." Fredward shouted, hoping Rarity finally discovers his powers. Rarity stood with a towel, and her nostrils drew smoke. She began to shoot salvos of magical lightning in Fredward, who fled screaming. "Oh my." Fluttershy said softly. "Hmmm. Which dress to choose?" Rarity asked herself reviewing wardrobe. Suddenly, she heard a strange sound. When she looked right and saw a large skull resembling a dragon. "No." Rarity said. Fredward stood beside a large skull. "No, no, no, no, no!" Rarity screamed, but blaster began to charge. "Dragon Blaster." Fredward said. Great blaster was ready to shoot. "Fire." Fredward said. Dragon Blaster shot a large beam that destroyed entire wardrobe, including dresses. Rarity was in shock, looking at the place where once was a closet with her dresses. Then she looked at Fredward with fire in her eyes. "I think I exaggerated." Fredward said. Moments later, he was launched outside the castle and flew so far that has fallen to the bottom of the mountain. "I do not know what to do." Fredward said, walking beside Twilight. "I've tried everything. I was anxious to be the same boundaries. Maybe it's time to apologize." He said. "It's possible that exaggerated even more than normal." Twilight said. Fredward confirmed. "You're right. I'll go and apologize to her." "Vincent. You know what is perfect madness?" Phone guy asked. Vincent denied. "Absolute madness occurs if and only if you meme." Phone guy replied. "And what does this have to do with what you're doing?" Vincent asked. Phone guy stopped rummaging through the machine of indescribable size. "Because I am only able to survive meme. You can not beat them, which means that only I'll stay." Phone guy replied, and then returned to the construction of machinery. Suddenly, the rope will hold it at the height of crack. "God dangit." Then the rope broke. "Dan Lockcall return and flood Equestria with sea of meme!" "Rarity. Are you there?" Fredward asked knocking on the door. Nobody answered. "I'm sorry. I should not be so mean. I thought that if you upset, then your powers to reveal." Added. "Go away!" Rarity cried out from behind closed doors. Fredward turned and began to walk away, but snapped his fingers and appeared spider and dragon blaster. "Keep an eye on her. If anything happens, let me know." Fredward said, walking down the hall. After a few minutes of walking aimlessly Fredward met Twilight. "Twilight Hey. What's up?" Twilight stopped reading the book and looked at Fredward. "Oh hey Fredward. What's up?" She asked, walking beside Fredward. He shrugged. "I wanted to apologize Rarity, but I didn't want to enter the room. I was afraid that once again she treat me with magical lightning." Fredward said. Twilight looked at him in surprise. "But you know Rarity knows only basic spells and magical lightning should be advanced." Twilight said, wondering, after a short while, she noticed that Fredward stands. "Fredward?" "I'm so stupid." Fredward said, striking his hand on the head. "Thank Twilight! You helped!" Fredward shouted, running along the corridor. "When did he give me a break?" Rarity asked herself, noting that behind the window was blasters. Suddenly, the door was knocked off its hinges and Fredward stood, holding the largest diamond. then handed it Rarity and fled. "What happened?" Rarity asked in shock. Fredward then returned and used the dragon blaster to destroy the diamond. Then he ran again and this time returned with plenty of material. Then he started making dress with metallic luster, consisting of black, silver, and purple material. When he was handed it to Rarity. She looked at him, then at the dress, then back to Fredward. "What is going on?" Rarity asked suspiciously. Fredward pointed dress. When Rarity looked at this clothes, she immediately noticed that this isn't some cheap stuff that was decorated with the most expensive diamond. "This is perfect." Rarity said. Suddenly dress is falling apart and showed Fredward thread, for which he drew. Something snapped inside Rarity. "It WAS perfect dress." She said softly. Then she looked at Fredward and her eyes were like aperture robot. "You know what? I've had enough. I will make your last living moments will be painful." Rarity said. On the bright flash of flesh Rarity was made of metal, but stylish. Fredward clapped his hands happily. "I knew that eventually I could break you. My feeling is never wrong." Fredward said smiling, but when he looked again at Rarity, he saw that she is not to laugh. "Not again." Fredward said getting ready for what is coming. "Oh, you bet you know." Rarity said with a slightly metallic voice. Suddenly the whole environment has become gray, and before Fredward appeared in his soul. The same, however, happened to Rarity. "Yeah. Death by glamour. Just great." Fredward said, and blasters, who guarded him, began to hum the song. Rarity waved the last of a sudden there were small mannequins holding umbrellas. Then they started rummaging inside themselves, and then threw hearts. Fredward them escaped, but suddenly half the room in which he had for some reason flash red, and when it stopped, big hooves shot. This process is repeated several times, then Rarity EX used a few more attacks. "I'd rather not see, but I have to." Fredward said before dodging attacks. "Sorry, but you have to be creative, not always be your excuse Fredward." Phone guy said to no one. "Ghah" Fredward shouted, ducking. However, when a piece of the scarf appeared in front of his face, he saw a small hole caused by a lightning attack. "Fredward.exe not responsible. I turn on safe mode." Fredward said, his blasters immediately stopped humming death by glamour and looked at each other, then sad for Rarity. Fredward opened his eyes and his pupil flashing between red and violet. "Fredran.zip activate. Entry number eighteen. Looks like somepony wanna have a BAD acoustic time." Fredward said. To his left and right appeared spider and dragon blasters. "You'll pay for ruining my scarf!" "You know Twilight. I think there is no need to worry." Rainbow Dash said, hovering next to Twilight. "Maybe we should not interfere. Just to get along." Fluttershy said softly. Suddenly, with a loud bang and blaster shot, Rarity flew through the wall and plowed into another wall. Fredward went through the hole and in his eyes was pure hatred. "But maybe you're right Twilight." "Fredward! Stop!" Twilight cried. Rarity came out of the hole and the girl noticed that she is made of metal. "You'll pay for this!" Rarity shouted shooting magic lightning, but Fredward dodge them. Then he grabbed Rarity by the neck and lifted her to the level of his eyes. "Don't you ever fucking dare you touch my scarf you little peace of shit!" Fredward said with demonic voice, and his pupil was yellow. When he wanted to snap his fingers, he stopped and grabbed his face in pain. "Ghaah! No. Not again. Just calm down." Fredward said releasing Rarity, who stared at him in shock. Only when Fredward held her and looked at her with hatred so great that the Tartar was comparable to an ice desert. When Fredward calmed raised Rarity and sat down on the floor. "Is this a bad time for an apology?" Fredward asked, embarrassed by his behavior, a few seconds ago. Rarity said nothing, only returned to her normal form and sat down next to Fredward. He looked at her, then at the girls. "Come on. We'll go to some restaurants. I bet." Fredward said, standing up. The girls shrugged and followed him. "..." "Are you sure we should do this? It's just an ordinary flower." One of the guards said, pointing to a red flower. This slightly raised and showed his face looking at him with a hateful smile. The guard stepped back frightened. "First day. I can see that. You weren't ready for a flower that talk." Floon said, bending back toward the ground. The field that surrounded him was created by the princess to Floon not escaped. "It wasn't out of the question." The guard said. The one who was experienced, looked at him. "You don't have to be afraid. Princess created box to imprison him." He said reassuringly. Floon quietly laughed. "Hehehehe. For how long. Day. Maybe two. What a difference. I'll kill you all." Floon said, not taking his eyes from the ground, and his smile was still small. But when he straightened up and looked at them, he meant that they were a bit worried. Right eye Floon emits red light, but it seemed like a strange substance that drips with the same color. His smile grew wider, and the greater Floon had a smile, the louder was the sound of breaking bones. The guards were horrified by what they saw. "At some point, even the princess won't be able to beat me. No one can stop me, and you know why?" Floon asked. They didn't budge. "Because I have a lot of possibilities. Suddenly pot shot two roots and broke through the barrier smashing it to pieces. Then the roots dug into the guards bodies, and after a while Floon pulled their souls, which got into his body. There has been too much difference, but it Floon got enough strength to be able to straighten up. but his nightmarish appearance remained. Floon started laughing his bloody laughter. When the other guards arrived, they found only two bodies, the broken pot and a hole in the floor. "Not good. We must warn the princess. Speed hoof. Go convey the message that the prisoner get out. The captain ordered the guard. "Yes sir." He replied running. Shining Armor looked at the hole and hoped that they can find Floon. "People." Phone guy said to you readers. "I noticed that I was the most unpopular. Tell me why." He asked throwing aside tablet with an open history "Phone guy underFNadventureF in Equestria." "The next chapter is going to be something like QandA. Until not fall off. But here I go. So thank you everybody so much for reading and i will see you in the next chapter. Bye bye."