Nikolai and Rainbow Dash were enthusiastic about going around town. But something bothered Nikolai, Dash has noticed this by his unusual twiching he had from time to time. But the thought of something wrong with him quickly escaped Dash's mind, and continued on.
"So, where are we going, we'ge got the whole day to ourselves!" Dash squealed in delight and bounced once. She looked took a quick glimpce at Nikolai's body, his jacket was tattered, his trousers were almost ripped, and he was still wearing the blood covered mask and that stupid hoodie that covered his head. "Why are you wearing that mask for, and that hoodie makes you look like the Ponyreaper."
(Grimreaper, I don't even...these pony puns are terrible)
Nikolai shrugged her off, but she insisted it, Dash quietly flew behind him, she pulled of his hoodie and snatched his mask.
"Hey, give it back!" Nikolai frowned. "Not if you give me a kiss!" Dash exclaimed. Nikolai frowned deeper. "Dash, I'm not playing, give it back." he stared blankly at her. "I'm not playing either, I'm just being awesome!" Dash posed in a awkward way, Nikolai began to giggle. "Hey, what's so funny?" she eyed him with one eye. "You are Dash!" he continued to giggle until she stopped and gave the mask back. "You hungry, 'cuz I am." Dash's stomach growled. "Yeah I guess we can eat something." Nikolai smirked. "I know just the place, come on follow me, FOLLOW ME!" she laughed.
In about two minutes they were in front of a gingerbread house, Nikolai stared at it in amazement.
"Are we going to eat he house?" he chuckled.
"No you silly filly!" a voice came from behind him. Nikolai turned around and touched a poofy pink mare's muzzle.
"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie and welcome to..." she backed away and posed awkwarslg on her hind legs. "Sugarcube Corner!" Pinkie exclaimed happily and bounced towards the shop's door. She opened it and gesture for Dash and Nikolai to come in. They did so.
Inside of the shop they were greeted by a sweet smell of freshly baked cupcakes, the oven behind the counter ticked.
"Cupcakes are ready!" Pinkie bounced off behind the counter. Rainbow Dash nudged Nikolai.
"What?" he whispered, Dash gestured with her hoof to come closer. He neared his face to hers. Before Dash could make her move on Nikolai, a certain pink pony lauged so loudly it caused ears to ring.
The three of them sat around the table, Nikolai and Dash next to eachother as always, Pinkie eyed them.
"So you two in love?" she giggled. Dash nuzzled Nikolai.
"Yes we are." they both said in unison. Pinkie only could giggle and laugh. She handed a cupcake to each of them. Pinkie was the one to 'chow down' first, followed by Rainbow Dash and the Nikolai.
Time seemed to stop as Nikolai opened his mouth, some of his teeth were highly sharpened, it looked like they could cut through metal like butter. Dash dropped her cupcake at the sight. She never noticed that before, then a sudden realization of horror came through her mind. She gulped and tasted something she had never eaten before, it tasted like meat, she knew it because Dash accidently bit Twilight on the ear, just a tiny weeny accident. Nikolai turned his head.
"What's wrong?" he raised and eyebrow and sunk his teeth into the cupcake, Dash imagined if the cupcake was a piece of pony flesh. She put a hoof on her mouth and her cheeks filled with her own breakfast. With fear and shock she accidently gulped it down, she began coughing. "Y-your teeth, they sre s-sharp..." her words trailed off. Nikolai gritted his snow white teeth in front of Rainbow Dash, he opened his mouth fully, showcasing his sharpened dog teeth. (Is that what they were called, dog teeth seriously?) "You eat meat..." Dash said, still looking at his teeth, he closed his mouth. "Yeah I do, ponies are my specialty on friday, oh and what's the day today, oh yeah, friday. So I guess I have to cook you up tonight!" he grinned evily. Dash screamed and fell of her chair, banging her head against the wooden floor. Pinkie Pie made a 'me gusta' face, seriously how does she do it?
"Oh my god, Dashie, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to frighten you." Nikolai lifted her head up, and looked into her closed eyelids. "Please, I'm sorry for that, please. Come on!" he shook her body. But Dash didn't respond. Pinkie Pie has gone from 'me gusta' face into a 'poker face'. Dash opened a single eyeband smiled. "Oh Dashie, you're alright!" he planted his lips into hers for a small kiss.
Pinkie Pie however, was now a perfect, identical replica of the grand famous 'trollface', but pink coloured.
Nikolai and Rainbow Dash stood up, both looking at Pinkie Pie, she was with her usual, ear to ear grin. "Here you go guys, for the road." Pinkie handed Rainbow Dash a bag of two muffins and three cupcakes. Dash reached her, skin pocket (Seriously, where do ponies keep their bits?) and handed out a few bits to Pinkie Pie which refused them. "No, no no no no Dash, it's on the house!"
Nikolai and Rainbow Dash thanked Pinkie Pie about her well served fill. They trotted outside, and to their luck it began to rain. "Oh, Skittles! It's raining!" she prepared for her mane to be soaked wet, but Nikolai slid off his own jacket and placed it on Dash, with the hoodie over her head. It was warm on comfortably, she liked it. "Thanks, but what about you?" Dash looked at Nikolai's exposed upper body.
"I can survive a bit of rain you know, I've been in much worse than this." feeling proud of himself he patted Dash on the back. "I think one of my friends Rarity, could help you out with some awesome styled clothes!" Dash exclaimed. Nikolai began wobbaling slightly. "Ugh...I don't, feel so good..." he had a rusty metallic taste in his mouth. He pressed his back against Sugarcube Corner's wall. "Nikolai, what they hay is wrong?" Dash asked, worried about his health. "I d-don't know, I feel funny, Dash, you're smoking pot, gimme some." Nikolai began blubering tons of words that didn't make any sense to her. "Nikolai, Nicky, Nicky!" Dash shouted as he began to lose conciousness. He felt a pair of hooves on his head as he blackened out.