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"I told you last time not to bring the zombie back!" the guard called down from the top of the town wall.
"But he's tame!" Rose called back up, "He wouldn't hurt a fly!"
"He ate the last group of ponies we ran across, Rose, and you called it cute." Mac said.
"They were raiders so they don't count."
"The last one was still alive when Brass started on him. I can still hear his screams."
"Ok, fine. He won't attack unless you threaten us. Now can you please let us in?"
"The zombie stays outside or you don't come in," the guard said.
"Ugh, fine! Brass, stay, ok? We'll be back before dark. . . And don't eat anypony!"

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