Admiral Calliope is seated at his desk in front of a crackling fire. He is drinking from a glass and playing Happy Wheels. His computer beeps. Exhaling, he hits a button, and a transmission comes online. It is Admiral of the Military Vassily Aleksander Petrenko.

"Yes, Vassily?" Admiral Calliope asked Vassily. "Admiral, I trust you the reports of what's happening. Some humans appears in Canterlot's courtyard." Vassily told Admiral Calliope. "One guy who's hair was red just complains about something: getting themselves teleported to Equestria rather than being killed by the explosions." He added.

"Make sure you tell them to wait on the benches. And tell him to stop it! Yes, I'm referring to the red-haired, big-headed buffoon! And tell Twilight Sparkle and her friends to get to Forest Base Alpha." Admiral Calliope said. "Yes sir. Vassily out." Vassily replies. Admiral Calliope hits the button, and the transmission comes offline. "This is now some bullshit. All over again!" Admiral Calliope murmured. He started to go to the courtyard.

"The Humans - Part 1"
January 12, 2013: 06:12:01AM
Expeditionary Admiral Grant Gerard DuGalle Calliope
Valkyrie-2 Command, United Earth Federation
Forest Base Alpha, South of Canterlot

"Admiral Calliope." Colonels James Ramstee Malkovich and Walter Amsel salutes as Twilight Sparkle and her friends are going to see him. "Admiral Calliope, where are we going?" Twilight Sparkle asked him. "Boys, get us to Canterlot's courtyard." The two officers just stood. Admiral Calliope faces to them, saying, "Now." Colonel Walter Amsel, Lieutenant Colonel James Malkovich, and the ponies then boards the VTOL Transport. "Admiral, where are we going?" Time Turner asked Admiral Calliope but the latter looked at the former, saying, "We're going to meet some humans." The ponies doesn't understand what he said.

"Hey Admiral, mind if I turn the song on?" Corporal Alexei Ulyanov asked him. "Yes. You can turn the song but what is that?" Admiral Calliope said, as Corporal Ulyanov replies, "Under the Iron Sky, by Laibach." Admiral Calliope himself screams (like Markiplier) after hearing "Under the Iron Sky, by Laibach", then he stops screaming. All looked at Admiral Calliope. "What?" He asked them.

"Admiral Calliope, we're arriving there right now. ETA, 1 minute." Lieutenant Colonel Malkovich said. "Good! We'll be meeting them right now." Admiral Calliope said. The helicopter lands in the courtyard, as the Royal Guards, the Black Guards, and the Elite Guards were formed in as a joint guard battalion, while the other guards are using music instruments to signal their arrival. Princesses Celestia and Luna, alongside Prince Shining Armor and Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, were standing, waiting for Admiral Calliope alongside his top-high-rinking Federation officers and the ponies.

"Admiral Calliope, I heard these humans just appeared in this courtyard according to your informants. Is this true?" Princess Celestia asked him. "Yes, Princess Celestia. Some humans just appeared in this courtyard." Admiral Calliope said. "BUT IT INTERRUPTED ME FROM PLAYING HAPPY WHEELS!!!" Admiral Calliope angrily yells. "Now this is one nightmare for me." He added. One of Admiral Calliope's Black Guards informed him of the humans. Admiral Calliope nods and the Black Guard Battalion Commander leads the officers, the princesses, and the ponies to the humans.

The humans saw the Federation officers and its pony allies, who the humans started to be shocked at. "Hello, humans. I am Grant Gerard DuGalle Calliope, leader of the United Earth Federation. Why are you all here?" Admiral Calliope said. "Well, we were trying to find out what does this ordinary explosive does but when we were before engulfed by the explosion, we've been teleported here." Admiral Calliope and his officers were alarmed that the explosive they found wasn't an ordinary bomb, it's the experimental and prototype X-12 Bomb. "That explosive?! That wasn't an ordinary bomb, that's our experimental and prototype X-12 Bomb, a weapon that can be used to kill approaching enemies, it was used as an anti-personnel bomb, but it won't harm us 'cause it only explodes upon a group of enemies will get near to it!" Admiral Calliope explained. "The bomb have mistaken you for thieves when we tried out our experimental weapons." Vassily said.

"Yeah, right." The red-haired dude replied but was rebuffed by Admiral Calliope, who says, "And I hope someone is stealing your girlfriend, you big-headed buffoon!" The red-haired dude, now angered by him, tells Calliope to back off. However, Admiral Calliope says, "Send in Mr. Freight Train, Colonel Amsel." The red-haired dude asked him, "Who's Freight Trai.....", causing Mr. Freight Train - a massively-built, Stephen Key-like American - to appear. "W-What is that thing?!" The humans asked him, which Admiral Calliope replies, "Guys, Freight Train. Freight Train, the guys. He's a massively built and a Stephen Key-like American who can shape anyone into pretzels. He likes to shape you man if you provoked me or him or the ponies nor any personnel of the Foundation."

The red-haired guy, now scared alongside them, said, "I-I-I-I won't provoke you or them! I PROMISE!" Admiral Calliope smiles, as he ran inside the Canterlot Castle and came out, this time wears a Plague Doctor outfit. "Do you wanna be scared, bitch?" Admiral Calliope asked. "Now I must go tell my bastards. *Turns to Walter and Rikov* Okay fools. Here's a deal: You get me flawless, you get the debt - The Entertainment Drama!" Admiral Calliope said. "No thanks Sir, I don't want an entertain----" Walter Amsel replied but Admiral Calliope yells, "SHUT UP!"

"Now, who are you people?" Admiral Calliope asked them. "I'm Mel. This is Mann, this Hal, and this is Pipsqueak." Mel said, who introduces them to the Federation and its major UEF allies. Admiral Calliope looked at Pipsqueak, who smiles with the former said, "Oh what a cute kid. She's just as young as......" Admiral Calliope looked at her in shock, and screams, "WHY IS SHE SO CUTE!??! SHE'S GIVING ME THE HEART ATTACK!" He drops dead before they reacted. "Admiral Calliope, Andrey broke your vase. Again." Colonel Walter Amsel said. Admiral Calliope, now alarmed, became animate again and now angry at Andrey who was apparently reading a newspaper.

"What? You said Andrey broke my vase?" Admiral Calliope asked. "Well duh, Kameraden Admiral. You just drop dead." Colonel Walter Amsel said. "Thanks for telling me, Wall-E d'Amsel." Admiral Calliope said, mentioning the name Wall-E d'Amsel. "I am not Wall-E d'Amsel, I am Walter Amsel! Why everyone kept calling me that?!" Colonel Walter Amsel said. "Because we've seen ya being a d'Amsel in distress." Admiral Calliope replies. Walter Amsel then face-palms.

"Sir, why did you and your men kept calling him 'Wall-E d'Amsel?'" Hal asked. "We've seen Walter Amsel acting as Wall-E, while performing the damsel in distress. That's how." Admiral Calliope said. "Now you all are here, I will make sure you do a perfect visit to Canterlot, Ponyville, and Forest Base Alpha." Admiral Calliope tells them, leading them to Canterlot, Ponyville, and Forest Base Alpha while telling the four about how the US Marines, the UEF, the USMEF, and the NSUEF ends up here especially the bastards who also ended up here. He also tells them how the Federation and its allies managed to contain the war in a stalemate but later tells the truth that the Federation and its allies are still against the ultranationalists.

When they were told to take their time by Admiral Calliope, Pipsqueak decided to follow Admiral Calliope who was apparently sitting down, using his laptop. "Uh, hey." Pipsqueak said. This caught Admiral Calliope's attention.

"Hmm? What is it, kiddie?" Admiral Calliope asked her. "Uh..... can I see what are you playing?" Pipsqueak asked. Admiral Calliope only gave out an irritated sigh. "Kerbal Space Program. You might wanna see this." He answered. Pipsqueak gets another chair so that she can see why he is playing Kerbal Space Program. Admiral Calliope then whistles to Vassily, who was apparently cleaning the streets. Vassily himself nods to the soldiers, who then preps a wall-less hut which has only a roof. Vassily, Walter Amsel, and Admiral Calliope were looking at the facecam where they can be seen. Admiral Calliope then tells the little girl Pipsqueak to sit on the former's lap, which causes the two to be alarmed only to be startled by Admiral Calliope, who gave the two officers a deathglare.

Pipsqueak, after hearing him to sit on his lap, complies. "Hello everybody, I am Admiral Calliope, these two officers was Admiral of the Military Vassily Aleksander Petrenko and Colonel Walter Amsel, and we are playing Kerbal Space Program. We have a guest here. Say hello to them, Pipsqueak." Admiral Calliope said. "Oh! Hello!" Pipsqueak said, waving her hand. "And we'll be playing this game now. *Types V1-1 on the name* There we go, I'll show you all how to do that. And this isn't about taking things elsewhere, this is about getting into space with a budget!" Admiral Calliope said. "Uh, Admiral, are you sure your objective was to go into space with a budget?" Pipsqueak asked. "Yeah. I like to go into space." Admiral Calliope said.

Seven Minutes Later

Admiral Calliope puts his hand on his chin and strokes said chin and says, "Hmm.... Haha-ha.... Hmmmmmmm..... Hahhahaha. Oh no, no! This is not gonna fly!" Colonel Walter Amsel asked him, "Sir, are you sure putting those would be an idea, Admiral?" But Admiral Calliope yells at Walter Amsel, "SHUT UP, NURSE! SHUT UP! I KNOW WHAT IS BEST!"

Admiral Calliope turns on his favorite song Tanz Mit Laibach, only to cause the ones except for Pipsqueak covering their ears. "God-dammit! Can't you stop that fucking song?!" Vassily angrily said. "Eenope." Admiral Calliope answered while playing Kerbal Space Program and head-bopping to the music. Everyone wears their ear-muffs so they won't hear that song.

Meanwhile in Tehran, Iran

"Solomon, we have found this immobile tornado that people can enter the so-called "World of Harmony", even military personnel." A People's Liberation and Resistance member said. "Ah, we'll start a new war for them by stealing four Russian-made portable nukes and detonate them on Manehattan, New York, Paris, and Moscow. But we have to get rid of Admiral Calliope and his friends so that we can be able to detonate the bombs." Solomon said.

Meanwhile in Southern Iran

"Captain Quinton Cole, we have intercepted a radio transmission that a guy and his friend Faruk al-Bashir will create a war between America, France, Russia, and Equestria by stealing four Russian portable nukes on New York, Paris, Moscow, and Manehattan." Sergeant Samuel Redford announced.

"Great, we have to stop them from detonating the nukes on these four locations. Alright men, we're going to stop them from detonating the bombs!" Captain Quinton Cole said.

Back at Canterlot, Equestria

"We made it to the Mun!" Admiral Calliope exclaims as his men and friends cheers. "Well, sir, looks like we're going to have our time here." Walter said as every UEF personnel went back about their duties. However, the day was cut short when PLR forces came in and kidnapped Admiral Calliope, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pipsqueak, and their friends and takes them to Canterlot when PLR forces took the ponies and the humans - except for Federation personnel - hostage.

"This is Trump Card, we have a hostage situation! I repeat: a hostage situation in Canterlot. People's Liberation and Resistance forces are creating defensive positions on that Castle, and I do not want anyone killed. Repeat: I do not want any hostages - one or more - killed. Full site lock-down initiated. Federal Hostage Procedures 01-8793-12 and 45-1567-12 initiated!" Vassily, also known as Trump Card, said.