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A big guy, for you. Formerly known as MarineMarksman.

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  • 1w, 5d
    Writing Music Thread

    10 comments · 34 views
  • 1w, 5d
    A nice plan

    I'm just going to write absolute garbage from now on, say it's ironic, and get worshipped for being a brilliant writer.

    8 comments · 17 views
  • 1w, 5d
    A new challenge

    I have decided to challenge myself by writing Fluttershy is a better, more in depth character.

    Of course, that isn't much of a challenge, because you could literally write Fluttershy as anything and she'd probably be a less shit-tier character than she actually is.

    6 comments · 27 views
  • 3w, 48m
    [tortured artist intensifies]





    5 comments · 67 views
  • 3w, 14h

    I'm sure you all saw my latest drunken post, where I declared "FimFiction has turned into a cancerous hugbox of whiny faggots that I genuinely want nothing to do with beyond writing for you glorious faggots."

    Ordinarily I wouldn't post shit like that. Ordinarily, I'd hold my tongue. In the past, the most I'd do is call people out for acting retarded. However, the state of the site's community has really been wearing on me. While I may have posted that as a result of being drunk and salty, what I said was true.

    Other than writing for you guys, I don't want anything to do with a site (especially one that is meant for publishing works of literature) where people get attacked by lynch mobs just because there's shit that's "offensive". Art (literature is a form of art, therefore shitty pony fanfiction is a form of art) isn't meant to be fucked with just because someone's feelings are hurt. I can understand people reacting to somebody making an ass of themselves (examples: that one crazy The Conversion Bureau dude who thinks he's a mare and RealityCheck, to an extent), but a lot of shitstorms on this site nowadays seem to be plagued with Tumblr-tier bullshit about "m-muh soggy knee" and "m-muh rape culture", even when there is nothing of the sort involved. It fucking infuriates me to no end.

    This shit is cancer to literature. Anyone who participates in this shit is a disgrace, including the many people I used to admire and respect who contribute to the cancer.

    Anyways, don't expect to see me around here very much anymore. The most I'm going to be doing on this site from here on out is checking notificiations every so often, posting updates, and reading the occasional fanfic. I still intend to put out enough new stories to get glorious 33 dubs, and I still intend to make Bros For Life the greatest thing I've ever put out.

    If you feel the need to shoot the shit with me and still be touched by my autism, add me on either Facebook and/or Skype. For adding me on Facebook, just add me on this account. For adding me on Skype, my username is "marinemarksmanfim". Be sure to tell me who you are so I don't have to figure it out.

    If you don't add me on either, then let's just hope we run into each other at a con or some shit.

    13 comments · 77 views
  • 5w, 5d

    Edit: I'll write something more in depth when I'm not drunk and salty.

    FimFiction has turned into a cancerous hugbox of whiny faggots that I genuinely want nothing to do with beyond writing for you glorious faggots.

    16 comments · 149 views
  • 6w, 6d
    Who is the most cumworthy?

    Who would you much rather cum inside of?

    1. Lyra

    2. Twilight Sparkle

    3. Applejack

    4. MnM

    40 comments · 190 views
  • 7w, 3d
    What the fuck

    What the fuck, man?

    I hope this is bait.

    13 comments · 106 views
  • 7w, 5d
    Remember when I actually used to post blogs?

    Neither do I.

    Also, new profile pic. Can ya dig it?

    14 comments · 69 views
  • 10w, 6d
    The Last Seven

    It's been over three years since I started writing, and in that time, I've written only 26 stories.

    Twenty. Six.

    As those of you who have been here for a while probably know, like with Bungie and the number seven, I have an occasionally unhealthy obsession with repeating numerical digits. I love fucking doubles, trips, quads, quints, sexts, etc. I have a major fucking hard on for them. So to retire with 26 fucking stories out is a disgrace to myself, [s4s], and Patrick Bateman.

    That's right faggots, you're getting more literature out of me. Eat a fucking dick and look at all the new fucking stories I'm going to write just because I want to have 33 dubs when I fucking retire. Note that some of these have already been announced and never been released, so don't both pointing it out to me, cuz I already know. Some of the plots of these stories are not set in stone, and official announcements will be made prior to release.

    Oh, and I apologize for the saltiness of everything after this. I've been pretty fucking salty since most people didn't give two shits about Bros For Life, but I do promise all of these fics will be good, even if I don't particularly sound very excited about it.

    Hello Neighbor

    This fic idea seemed to be really popular when I originally announced it in late 2013, but due to other projects and laziness, I never got around to it, so it was obviously on the top of my list of stories I was going to write. For those of you who don't know, this story is about Mr. Rogers living in Equestria and visiting Fluttershy, who then engage in conversation.

    That's it.


    The Monster's in the Closet

    Probably the stupidest idea I've came up with in a long idea. The basic idea is that at night monsters come out of Sweetie Belle's closet, and the monster's are Filthy Frank characters.

    God dammit.


    This fic will have a good combination of comedy and heartwarming content. The plot is that Steve Irwin shows up in Equestria and becomes fast friends with Yellow Hush since they both love animals.

    How fucking original.

    Anyways, I loved the shit out of Steve Irwin as a kid and go trips saying I'd write it on /mlp/ a while back, so it's happening. Gonna collab on this one with Nehem as well.

    Billy Mays Grand Equestrian Adventure

    We're going back to the classic Old Spice Guys invade Equestria times with this one. This story is going to be a spiritual sequel to Billy Mays goes to Equestria, featuring him showing up in Equestria and going on a quest to find out exactly what landed him in Equestria, with him selling stuff in ALL CAPS on the side.

    So it's probably gonna be my best story ever that people will care about.

    Friendship is Manly 3

    As I have recently announced, I am going to be finishing up Friendship is Manly 2: The Return of the Bros. As I hinted at, I have decided that I will conclude the series with a third installment, this one detailing what happened to the Main Six and the Bro Six's mission to get them back to Equestria. With a shit ton of manliness, nattyness, and all that good shit thrown in.

    Zecora: Spiritual Lyrical Individual Spiritual Miracle

    A story idea I came up with recently. This fic will touch upon that one episode way back in the day when Zecora was first introduced. However, instead of the reason why everyone is hiding from her being xenophobia, it's going to be because she wouldn't stop harassing ponies to check out her mixtape.

    Since I'm a dick, I'm going to keep the final one to myself. It was something I've previously announced that was going to be on the level of Bros For Life, I got really hyped about, but eventually said fuck it and never wrote it. But with what I had in mind, it'd probably be the perfect last story. Expect it to be released after Bros For Life is concluded.

    I'll do my best to make these last stories, as well as the ones I am currently writing, the best I can make them. It's very, very, very likely I will not be publishing anymore stories after these seven, since the main point is get those glorious 33 dubs. The most I'll end up doing once I finish concluding my last published story is collabs or continuing already published stories. This process will take a long time, so it's not like you have anything to worry about.

    So that's that. Get hyped.

    12 comments · 70 views
  • 11w, 3d
    Sorry for the delay

    We still have another part of the holiday special to release, and it's coming, but...

    The Master Chief Collection is really awesome, guys. Like, really, really awesome.

    It'll be out soon, tho. We only have a couple thousand words more to write.

    3 comments · 41 views
  • 13w, 3d
    More Christmas chapter(s) news

    Well, I have some good news. The first of two Christmas chapters have been finished. I'll be releasing as soon as I hear back from my editor. The second chapter will be finished by New Years.

    Merry Christmas, guys.

    3 comments · 45 views
  • 14w, 2d
    Story news and updates (Friendship is Manly, Bros For Life)

    ayy fam

    So, with my pending retirement, I'm sure a number of you are wondering... what about your favorite fics? Well, to be honest with a large number of you, you're kinda fucked. Most of my stories currently in need of updates are unlikely recieve any. I may let some of my stories be taken over by others, provided they can actually match the style of the current story. Others, such as the Haylo series, will likely lie around collecting dust, waiting for me to eventually come back. Which I probably won't. Probably.

    But I have good news for one fanbase: After careful consideration and many gym trips, I have decided to continue the Friendship is Manly series. I am going to at least finish up the 2nd installment, but if I feel up to it, I may write the third installment I had planned, which would show what happened to Mane Six and wrap up the trilogy. I can't make any promises, as my motivation is sketchy at best, but you will be looking at some updates.

    Now, onto Bros For Life. The Christmas chapter is about done, and is being slated for a release on Christmas Eve. The chapter that will follow is nearing completion as well. So get hyped.

    Also, I have come to the decision to do away with voting for the most part, as it really doesn't work unless you're updating on a regular basis. I will still include it for some important decisions.

    4 comments · 86 views
  • 14w, 4d
    Name change

    With peace times approaching (God knows serving active duty in the full time military would be fucking suffering) and my civilian life finally going right, I have come to the decisions not to follow my childhood dream of serving in the Marines. I have instead chosen to just keep working, work off the rest of my weight, keep running my horsefucker milsim team, get into the cosplay scene (I hope you like Friendship is Manly cosplays, because I will doing a lot of them), and enlist in the National Guard at some point in the future, since I still wish to serve.

    With my decision comes another decision: I have decided to change my name. This has been a long time coming. I've been planning to change my name for a while now, but I've always held back due to the fear that people would not realize it was me. Now that my retirement is over the horizon and apparently nobody really gives a fuck about me anymore, I could really care less. The new name I am going by is MnM (M and M), a bit of a tribute to my favorite white rapper, Eminem.

    I will be going by MarineMarksman at cons for little longer, but eventually I will either be going by MnM or whatever name I decide to go by when I get into cosplay (I'm thinking Natty Cosplay).

    So yeah, that's that. Be sure to read the latest chapter of Bros For Life. Christmas chapter soon, fellow Americans.

    Or, you know, don't. If you're one of those people who don't, I'm already retired.

    6 comments · 77 views
  • 15w, 20h
    Update finally released

    3 comments · 59 views
  • 15w, 2d
    Christmas chapter

    Are you one of those people who would much rather sit in their basement all day, eating hot pockets, sipping on fine Mountain Dew, and reading pony fanfiction instead of spending Christmas or whatever the hell your family celebrates? Well, don't worry, you're not alone! The Bros For Life crew has a special gift for you this Christmas. More information after the break.

    You know, I've always wanted to use one of those page breaks. Glad to see it's been added to the toolbar so I can get in on it.

    Anyways, Broseph Stalin and I are currently in the process of writing a chapter that takes place during Hearth's Warming. It should be released sometime between December 24th and December 31st. It'll contain the usual amount of booty, booze, foul language, as well as some Christmas cheer.

    Get hype.

    1 comments · 59 views
  • 16w, 4d
    Don't be "that guy"

    Read up from this comment, and you'll understand what I mean.

    I don't really care if you don't like my shit-tier pony fanfiction, just don't bash on my readers, and then act like a victim when said readers (as well as myself) are upset by it.

    11 comments · 190 views
  • 17w, 3d
    fug u

    F U C K K Y L E








    Also, happy fucking thanksgiving you fucking faggots. I'm spending it writing shit-tier pony fanfiction for you.

    4 comments · 99 views
  • 17w, 3d
    post containing fecal matter

    fuck you kyle from school stop showing people my fimfiction account u egg

    8 comments · 96 views
  • 18w, 4h
    A Quality Review of a Popular Fanfic Series

    The Spider Mane series fucking sucks. The porn that's made of it is even worse, downright cringeworthy, and has no right to exist.

    18 comments · 134 views

Hello, my fellow readers.

Over the last year, I have come to know you as friends, some of you are almost like family members to me. I hope the feeling is mutual.

You also have come to know my little brother, William, over the past couple weeks. William's pretty happy about his warm welcome, so I thank you guys for that.

Now onto the real point of the post.

In a previous post, I asked you guys your opinion on the whole Amanda Todd suicide thing. While the opinions varied greatly, most of you agreed her death was blown out of proportion, and her supporters are a bunch of overzealous hypocritical assholes.

Overzealous hypocritical assholes my younger brother has come to know.

A couple weeks after Amanda Todd's suicide, a page named the Amanda Todd Reporting Team popped up, which went around reporting pages who did not agree Amanda Todd was a perfect angel.

My little brother, not one for liking the fact people are having their freedom of speech not respected, left a comment confronting their members on the fact they were hypocrites and needed to respect people's right to say stuff.

You know what they do in response?

They harass him. They continually report him, send him threatening and vulgar messages, and actually attempted to get his personal information so they could exact 'justice' on him. They also went after his friends and family, including our dear mom.

He isn't the only person either, as he came to learn.

A group to oppose the ATRT popped up, called the People Against The Amanda Todd Reporting Team. William quickly joined this, using my identity (with my permission) to appear as a defender of free speech, and quickly worked his way up to admin.

The ATRT has pretty much gone all out to make the members of the PAATRT lives miserable, and William and his fellow members want to fight back.

This is where you guys come in.

This group has only 59 members, the last time I checked. The ATRT has at least 200 members, but likely a lot more.

If you wish to support my little brother, please join this group.

And don't bring up the fact that he isn't me. If I'm not butthurt about it, you have no right to be.


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#2 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Who was Amanda Todd?

#3 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529431 Oh yes... and Happy Thanksgiving everyone!


#4 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529437 A girl who drank bleach because a bunch of guys harassed her.

#5 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529431 thats better:rainbowlaugh: yes i will join the group any thing for ARMY

cause im A..I...R..B...O..R..N..E

#6 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Reminds me of this:

#8 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529456 sory i was trying to talk to Marksmen and you at the same time sorry for confusion:pinkiesmile:

#9 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

An Amanda Todd fan's logic:

"Let's bully and harass people in order to stop bullying and harassment! Except we don't care about either of those issues, we're just self-righteous band-waggoner's trying to convince ourselves that we are good people, not scumbags!"


#11 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529452 You're airborne bro?

Just rated airborne, or a member of an airborne unit like the 101st?


#13 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529464 fak u


#17 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

You feel us as family. I know that feel bro. And Fuck Amanda Todd that bitch will rot in hell I mean you tit flash its on you. Don't see me showing my Dick to all the bitches on the web. You wanna show us your hooters wait till yer 18 and then give the goods. Bleach is for cleaning and anime lovers not dealing with your problems. It seems like every other day a bandwagon shows up telling us to love a whore or some dumb cunt. I mean:rainbowwild:no thank you.

#18 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Silly Amanda Todd, you don't kill yourself, you kill the people attacking you and claim self defense!  And that you voted for Obama twice!  Hell, you can get away with dumping screaming foals into a shredder to make rainbows if you like Obama!

Sheesh, people need to learn how to exploit the justice system!  It's so easy these days!


Rage on, my pretties.  Feed me your hatred that I may become even more powerful!  :trixieshiftright:

#19 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Just joined.  Lol, They better not try to fuck with me, because I'm trying to sober up.... and I'm a mean son of a bitch when I don't have illicit substances in me.

#20 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529798 My God, you're drunk too?!

Let's have a drunk party! With vodka!


#21 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Ya... every time I try to see what these ATRT fuckers are about, I always end up going to my home page instead. So I am just going to leave this meme

#22 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·


With blackjack, and hookers!

#23 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529829 and tons of shots and weed. And I say to my self, What a wonderful world. :twilightsmile: am I the only one who's high.

#24 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529847 Poppin pills.

#25 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·


I so wish I was, you have no idea....

#26 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529852Why use pills I got the finest kush on parris island. Hey ain't you a cop or something. Fuck yo couch nigga *jumps on a suddenly materialized couch with dirty feet* Can I Fuck this couch. Or is it just you.

#27 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529864 Chuck Norris: Black people are so funny.

#28 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

That's it bend over. It's orgy time. Or am I the only one who finds a bunch if gruff philosophical authors in a room smoking very erotic. No just me what eve

#29 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529867 *removes mask to reveal self as Rambo Jesus* Or are they. :flutterrage:

#31 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

You have my support! Done and done.

Amanda Todd Reporting Team, come at me bro, I got plenty of marshmallows to roast on your rage, plus a stack of Hersey's chocolate bars and a bunch of boxes of Graham Crackers. It'll be like I was 12 again, campin' with my mom.

I am a firm supporter of Free Speech, regardless of the content, so long as it doesn't put lives in danger. For example, if you shout FIRE in a crowded movie theater, that's not good. However, if you think that the Amanda Todd situation is overblown, you have the right to say so online, as is your rights granted to you by the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America (If you live in the USA), and other similar documents in countries across the world.

As Voltaire once said: "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." You have the right to feel  the way you do about Amanda Todd, and you have the right to criticize those of us who disagree with us. But you do not have the right to attempt to harass, annoy, and scare us into submission.

This is a free world we live in (So long as you don't live in China, North Korea, or in many places in the Middle East), and this is the internet, where information is free, flowing, and fast. The internet is built off the idea of free-speech. You're exercising that right in supporting Amanda Todd and criticizing us for not supporting her. So stop trying to force us into submission and stop trying to make us censor ourselves. We are people, we have the exact same rights as you do. So, rather than trying to force us to do something we don't want, why don't you take a moment to respect the fact that you can even speak your opinion openly without being swooped up by some government police because you said something that makes them look bad (like what happened in years past)


I really hope that someone in this "Amanda Todd Reporting Team" sees this, so they understand just what they have, and just how much I hate what they're doing. I'll probably post this on Facebook too so they can actually see it here.

#33 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·
#35 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Post the Amanda Todd Reporting Team's page llink on 4chan, I'd imagine they would deal with the situation rather quickly

#36 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Ok u know what ? I'm going to start a Facebook account just for this!

#37 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·


Oooooooooo and REDDIT! Dis gun b good.

Update: I posted this on reddit because WHY THE FUCK NOT?

#38 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>530081 Cant post link to PAATRT on 4chan, that would be bad. Have to post link to ATRT on 4chan, but I cant find it.

#39 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>530138 Of course.

#40 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Anything to help out Marksman!

#41 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·


#42 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

I really don't give a shit about this Amanda Todd person but a bunch of retards attacking people freedom of speech that is something to give a shit about so i'm joining  the People Against The Amanda Todd Reporting Team.

P.S Custard powder is explosive....

#43 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·


>>530052 join the rebel faction to stand up against the oppressive ATRT and obliterate the anti-free-speech cage they're trying to put down upon us!

#44 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·


Can I get some of those marshmallows my good sir. I have a feeling I'm going to need them for this. And let the great battle of the internet begin.


How they feel about their opinions of Amanda Todd when confronted by others over their statements

#45 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

Joined the group and am ready to fight for freedom of  speech. Just let `em come.

#46 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

You know both groups are right. Amanda Todd wasn't a perfect angel and he media blow it way out of berboshion, when there are people who have had their human rights trampled on both in Canada and the U.S. and posted there suaside videos on youtube and nobody seems to care about them. But that group ha no right to attack people who disagre with them because that gose agenst every thing freedom of speach stands for.

#47 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

>>529502 All hail! or is it aww hell?

#48 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

has the world gone mad:twilightangry2:

this is extremely stupid and f***ed up, Mean World syndrome man, it's an ass :facehoof::fluttercry::twilightangry2:

#49 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·



#50 · 122w, 2d ago · · ·

I have just joined the resistance

Hooah :rainbowdetermined2:

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