Stories11

  • E Racing Starlight

    Princess: 1. Physics: O.
    1,509 words · 3,053 views  ·  397  ·  4
  • T Dark Side of the Moon

    This is Moonstuck on crystal meth.
    42,226 words · 6,322 views  ·  656  ·  9
  • T Pippin' Ain't Easy

    Pipsqueak: the newest kingpin to one of Equestria's most notorious crime families. What'chu know 'bout inheritances, hater?
    8,651 words · 2,323 views  ·  433  ·  6
  • T The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog

    A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
    129,327 words · 23,839 views  ·  3,111  ·  82 · gore
  • T Dead or Alive

    Boba Fett attempts the greatest hunt of his career.
    41,003 words · 4,918 views  ·  760  ·  17 · gore
  • E Rocketmare

    One pony. One trip. One way. No regrets.
    1,877 words · 1,000 views  ·  200  ·  3
  • E Daring Do and the Honor Among Thieves

    Daring Do is after her greatest score yet. Somepony else has set their sights on stopping her.
    3,422 words · 733 views  ·  114  ·  1
  • E The Other Side

    Upon the verge of the next life, Pipsqueak remembers.
    5,382 words · 1,292 views  ·  237  ·  6

More Blog Posts81

  • Tuesday
    Storytime With Rust, Vol. III

    25 comments · 189 views
  • 1w, 4d
    New Legend Chapter Tomorrow

    13 comments · 202 views
  • 1w, 6d
    Writing Has Resumed! (Plus Update Thoughts)

    All multi-part stories are currently up and running.  Now that I actually have free time, I've been quite busy.  Here are the current unpublished chapter lengths:

    The Legend:  4,050

    Dead or Alive: 1,000

    Dark Side of the Moon: 2,343

    Pippin' Ain't Easy: 900

    Daring Do and the Honor Among Thieves: 2,197


    As for my thoughts on the site update... holy shit!  Everything's so pretty!  Except... there's something... odd.. here...

    Racing Starlight is ranked 230th on Fimfiction. It is the 84,361st longest story and can be found in 439 bookshelves, being tracked by 271 users

    What the hell.  That joke fic I wrote two years ago while completely smashed is my top rated story?

    Clearly I need to start hitting the sauce again.

    17 comments · 144 views
  • 4w, 5h
    Writing for all stories resumes shortly

    Did it.  Passed comp.  Graduate Friday.  Done with Naval Nuclear Power School.

    Gimme a few days to rest.  Then...

    Then?

    It begins.

    The Legend.  Dark Side of the Moon.  The Boba Fett Epic.  Pippin Aint Easy.  The Rocketmare sequel (Interstellar).  All these, and other crazy ideas I had but hadn't the time to vomit from my noggin.  It'd been building up, guys, and now I'm about to ejaculate my words all over your faces.

    Open wide...

    19 comments · 179 views
  • 7w, 1d
    happy birthday mister rust

    26 comments · 299 views
Nov
8th
2012

Rust on Reddit · 11:15pm

Welp, I finally graduated from lurker to official redditor.  I go by the username An_Intellectual_Hobo.  I think I'll celebrate with an AMA.  Which you can find here.

And there goes all the free time I had left in my life...goddamn internet.

Rust · 224 views · Report
#1 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

Sweet :pinkiehappy:

#2 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

Cool

#3 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

Don't you have things to do?

#4 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

>>485542

YE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HESSSSS!  :raritycry:

#5 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

Fare thee well, Rust. I knew that you would be done in by your addiction to all things web-based.

Now, if you excuse me:

#7 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

#8 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

>>485690

I GAVE IN.  

#9 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

May Jesus have mercy on our souls. (If I believed in anything but ponies, this would be profound. Instead it is laughable.) :trollestia:

#10 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

There goes Reddit. :derpytongue2:

#11 · 101w, 5d ago · · ·

hmm. i have never used reddit (since i'm kinda more on the chan side of the internet), but i hope you have fun there!

just remember to upvote all the cat videos, and post lots of 2 year old gifs, and you'll be rolling in karma in no time!

:rainbowwild:

#12 · 101w, 4d ago · · ·

What's this Reddit thou has speaketh about? >_>

#13 · 101w, 4d ago · · ·

This site's already doing a pretty damn good job of consuming my free time

#14 · 101w, 4d ago · · ·

I confess this is why I don't use reddit anymore because it completely owns my life when I do >.<

#15 · 101w, 3d ago · · ·

I never used reddit before.

Most likely because, I don't know, my dad is one of those asian fathers.

Now i just let stereotypes , which are fucking stupid things, do the rest of the work.

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