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Rust

Joined February 2012
2,041 followers

Some say he once sired a pod of killer whales with a saucy mermaid, and that he'll respawn where the sidewalk ends.  All we know is, he's called Rust.

Stories (11)

  • Racing Starlight
    Princess: 1. Physics: O.

    1,509 words · 2,914 views · 390 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Dark Side of the Moon
    This is Moonstuck on crystal meth.
    42,226 words · 6,125 views · 652 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Pippin' Ain't Easy
    Pipsqueak: the newest kingpin to one of Equestria's most notorious crime families. What'chu know 'bout inheritances, hater?
    8,651 words · 2,244 views · 426 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog
    A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
    129,327 words · 22,950 views · 2,993 likes · 80 dislikes
  • Dead or Alive
    41,003 words · 4,722 views · 738 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Rocketmare
    1,877 words · 860 views · 189 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Daring Do and the Honor Among Thieves
    3,422 words · 687 views · 109 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Other Side
    5,382 words · 1,140 views · 223 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Pest Control
    4,957 words · 6,010 views · 758 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Far From the Tree
    91,337 words · 5,480 views · 272 likes · 11 dislikes

Blog Posts (75)

Nov
8th
2012

Rust on Reddit · 11:15pm

Welp, I finally graduated from lurker to official redditor.  I go by the username An_Intellectual_Hobo.  I think I'll celebrate with an AMA.  Which you can find here.

And there goes all the free time I had left in my life...goddamn internet.

Rust · 207 views · Report

Comments ( 15 )

#1 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

Sweet :pinkiehappy:

#2 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

Cool

#3 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

Don't you have things to do?

#4 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

>>485542

YE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HESSSSS!  :raritycry:

#5 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

Fare thee well, Rust. I knew that you would be done in by your addiction to all things web-based.

Now, if you excuse me:

#7 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

#8 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

>>485690

I GAVE IN.  

#9 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

May Jesus have mercy on our souls. (If I believed in anything but ponies, this would be profound. Instead it is laughable.) :trollestia:

#10 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

There goes Reddit. :derpytongue2:

#11 · 89w, 3d ago · · ·

hmm. i have never used reddit (since i'm kinda more on the chan side of the internet), but i hope you have fun there!

just remember to upvote all the cat videos, and post lots of 2 year old gifs, and you'll be rolling in karma in no time!

:rainbowwild:

#12 · 89w, 2d ago · · ·

What's this Reddit thou has speaketh about? >_>

#13 · 89w, 2d ago · · ·

This site's already doing a pretty damn good job of consuming my free time

#14 · 89w, 2d ago · · ·

I confess this is why I don't use reddit anymore because it completely owns my life when I do >.<

#15 · 89w, 2d ago · · ·

I never used reddit before.

Most likely because, I don't know, my dad is one of those asian fathers.

Now i just let stereotypes , which are fucking stupid things, do the rest of the work.

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