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Rust

Joined February 2012
2,047 followers

Some say he once sired a pod of killer whales with a saucy mermaid, and that he'll respawn where the sidewalk ends.  All we know is, he's called Rust.

Stories (11)

  • Racing Starlight
    Princess: 1. Physics: O.

    1,509 words · 2,955 views · 391 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Dark Side of the Moon
    This is Moonstuck on crystal meth.
    42,226 words · 6,166 views · 653 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Pippin' Ain't Easy
    Pipsqueak: the newest kingpin to one of Equestria's most notorious crime families. What'chu know 'bout inheritances, hater?
    8,651 words · 2,268 views · 429 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog
    A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
    129,327 words · 23,186 views · 3,021 likes · 81 dislikes
  • Dead or Alive
    41,003 words · 4,783 views · 745 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Rocketmare
    1,877 words · 907 views · 192 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Daring Do and the Honor Among Thieves
    3,422 words · 695 views · 110 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Other Side
    5,382 words · 1,179 views · 226 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Pest Control
    4,957 words · 6,066 views · 765 likes · 36 dislikes
  • Far From the Tree
    91,337 words · 5,501 views · 272 likes · 11 dislikes

Blog Posts (76)

Nov
8th
2012

Rust on Reddit · 11:15pm

Welp, I finally graduated from lurker to official redditor.  I go by the username An_Intellectual_Hobo.  I think I'll celebrate with an AMA.  Which you can find here.

And there goes all the free time I had left in my life...goddamn internet.

Rust · 211 views · Report

Comments ( 15 )

#1 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

Sweet :pinkiehappy:

#2 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

Cool

#3 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

Don't you have things to do?

#4 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

>>485542

YE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HESSSSS!  :raritycry:

#5 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

Fare thee well, Rust. I knew that you would be done in by your addiction to all things web-based.

Now, if you excuse me:

#7 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

#8 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

>>485690

I GAVE IN.  

#9 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

May Jesus have mercy on our souls. (If I believed in anything but ponies, this would be profound. Instead it is laughable.) :trollestia:

#10 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

There goes Reddit. :derpytongue2:

#11 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

hmm. i have never used reddit (since i'm kinda more on the chan side of the internet), but i hope you have fun there!

just remember to upvote all the cat videos, and post lots of 2 year old gifs, and you'll be rolling in karma in no time!

:rainbowwild:

#12 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

What's this Reddit thou has speaketh about? >_>

#13 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·

This site's already doing a pretty damn good job of consuming my free time

#14 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

I confess this is why I don't use reddit anymore because it completely owns my life when I do >.<

#15 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

I never used reddit before.

Most likely because, I don't know, my dad is one of those asian fathers.

Now i just let stereotypes , which are fucking stupid things, do the rest of the work.

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