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Shadow of the Night


Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

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Jan
10th
2017

So... I've started drinking ketchup recently. · 4:33pm Jan 10th, 2017

Literally.

THIS IS ME NOW

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All that's missing is the awful puns
And Papyrus

4377056

I guess Papyrus will have to ketchup to me.

4377059 Tibia honest, that was an awful pun. No joke

4377067

I guess I'm not very humerus.

4377068 You'll get there
You just need to ketchup a skeleton

4377075

True. Maybe I'll have to join a band and play the trombone to pay for it.

4377078
I doubt you have the guts
I'm running outta skelepuns XD

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4377059
what the fuck? XD

so punny tho 10/10

4377129
I'm not good at puns, I fucking suck at them XD

4377083

I don't know. I'd have to be a numbskull to run out of them.

4377127

Tibia honest, I have to put more backbone into this.

4377147

If you want me to stop, you'll have to a-wrist me.

4377152

Man, I'm gonna have to point the finger at somebody if I keep being such a knucklehead.

4377172

Eat some spaghetti, it will reverse it.

I think mines more unhealthy, mines ranch, *slowly puts an empty ranch bottle down shaking a fridge door opens behind me full of more bottles* why not one {it's gonna be five} more. *minute later the fridge is empty*

Drinking ketchup?

Where are the ketchup bars?

I can imagine it now:

"Hey, have you been drinking ketchup?"

"No officer, I haven't."

"Then you won't mind breathing into this ketchometer, would you?"

"On second thought..."

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