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The Last of Us 2 reveal trailer · 9:38pm Dec 3rd, 2016

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I mean, it looked good. But it wasn't the Dead Island cinematic trailer.

Good. Great Fantasmic. The story that everyone told me was a completely new fresh look at the zombie story while following EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TROPE THAT I HATE ABOUT THE FUCKING ZOMBIE STORY is getting a sequel. Amazing. Just when I thought we as a public were kind of... fucking DONE with Zombies, but no. This is still going on.

And before anyone says that they aren't zombies, yes they fucking are. You know they are stop pretending that this derivative pile of shit is more creative than it is.

But I have to look at the bright side. Maybe Beardy McTorturedfucker and Adorable McObnoxiousbrat will die horribly this time! Thus causing me to laugh and clap like a monkey while watching it on loop! Maybe it will be a buggy broken mess and I'll be able to lull myself to sleep listening to it's cattle-like fans talk about how NaughtyDog's money would have been better spent on a game where Crash Bandicoot JERKS OFF TO THE CAMERA FOR TWELVE STRAIGHT HOURS!!!:flutterrage:

I wasn't a huge fan of Part 1, is what I'm saying.:ajbemused:

4327639 I hope a game you like, and characters in games you like die stupid deaths that leave you angry forever.

4327671 It was called Mass Effect 3. How do you think I ended up this way.

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