1. Member Since 12th Aug, 2012
  2. offline for 1d, 7h


Just your average brony from Michigan. My name's Edward, and Celestia is best pony. Feel free to shoot me a PM, or add me on Skype. Praise the sun \o/

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  • Tuesday
    Good News Everyone!

    15 comments · 112 views
  • 1w, 4d
    Q & A answers

    14 comments · 70 views
  • 2w, 2h
    Ask Me Anything Q&A thingamajig

    Been a while since I've done a Q&A (Ask Me Anything) blog, thought it'd be something fun to do:moustache:

    If you're an old timer then you probably know I do these from time to time.

    I'll just lay down a couple quick rules (more like guidelines), then let you guys get to asking whatever the fuck you strange people want to ask me.

    Keep it under 15 questions please, Ask as many as you want, but I won't answer any of the following questions (listed below) since I've been asked them more times than all the holes in every slice of swiss cheese ever.

    Favorite poni & princess = Celestia. Who else?:trollestia:

    Favorite color = Orange motherfucker

    Am I a virgin? Nope:moustache:

    What inspired me to write? This. And I just figured "Why not give it a shot?":applejackunsure:

    Is part 3 of To Love a Goddess ever going to be written? Eeyup. Possibly soon*

    I'll answer questions in comments sometime tomorrow, or when it seems no one else will ask anything.


    p.s. Depending on the number of questions and my mood, I may answer these in a Youtube video. Finally see my beautiful masculine face and my lovely, serenading voice:moustache:

    18 comments · 157 views
  • 4w, 3d
    Happy 2015 and all that

    Happy New Years to all my fellow bronies, and pegasisters who decided to stay home, or live on the other side of the world, IE, you're from the future:moustache:

    I'll keep this blog short, I got a quiet night at home to get to and I don't wanna bore anybody.

    For 2015, I've got some ideas. Ideas that will make a fair number of you sploosh in your very seats if everything pans out:moustache:

    Feels odd starting the year off in a new home, maybe it'll finally feel like home instead of a stranger's house.

    Oh yeah, saw an owl on my porch earlier tonight. It was so cool!!!:rainbowkiss:

    9 comments · 48 views
  • 6w, 1d
    Rainbow Rocks Review (no spoilers)

    12 comments · 116 views
  • 16w, 3d
    A site update?

    9 comments · 132 views
  • 19w, 6d
    Are you who you were a year ago?

    Pretty straightforward question. Are you the same person you were 365 days ago?

    I saw that in some commercial in the TV section of WalMart, and it really got me thinking.

    Am I who I was this time last year? I'd like to think I'm a little bit more mature and all the things that go with that. Overall though, I don't think I've changed much as a person. My personality kinda cemented itself early in my life.

    What about you guys? Think back a year, even two, and ask yourself how you've changed:trixieshiftright:

    36 comments · 183 views
  • 20w, 5d
    Brony's back b*tches!

    It's been a while since I last had *any* activity on the site, a month give or take a day, and a lot has happened since then.

    First off, a massive, colossal THANK YOU to all the lovely people who helped me in my time of need. Seriously, I broke down in tears from the turnout in my donation box after only 24 hours. You guys are... beyond-words-awesome:pinkiesad2:

    It all helped out so much and I really cant say thanks enough.

    If you donated, send me a PM so I can write your name down.

    Secondly, the most major reason I was inactive was due to my beloved (only) computer being damaged beyond the point of operation.

    What happened?

    tl;dr Somebody who will never again touch my laptop got mad and punched it, right in the hard drive, and it was instant BSOD without any hope of booting up ever again.

    But now it's all fixed and I'm back with some repressed yearnings to write:yay:

    But first I got a lot of catching up, and making my computer feel normal:raritydespair:

    And 2k+ blogs in my feed:rainbowderp:

    Man I missed this place:pinkiesad2:

    13 comments · 190 views
  • 25w, 1d
    I need some help.

    My fellow Fimfictioners, I come to you in pretty severe financial trouble and I'd be on my knees before you if that were possible.

    Times are hard, and I'm about a thread away from losing my house, and that's a terrifying prospect since I've lived here almost my entire life.

    I come to you all today a very desperate man, who can't help but feel deeply embarrassed. I don't have anywhere else to turn, so, here I am.

    I'll try to keep this short and to the point...

    Anything you guys can send me I would appreciate more than you know while I try and get things settled and back in order.

    >>>Click here<<<

    I am doing my best for a job in the area, applying everywhere I can, while trying to get back into college just so you don't think I'm being lazy and asking for handouts. Things are just hard now you know? And I don't really have anywhere to turn or any extra money saved up. I'm doing what I can to keep things going, but sometimes there just isn't enough.

    If you donate, I'll be damn sure to do something to repay you if you let me know. I don't know what, but I'll think of something.

    9 comments · 246 views
  • 26w, 2d
    Where you can see me at Bronycon.

    0 comments · 118 views
  • 26w, 4d
    New Story

    I'll keep this blog short:moustache:

    The story is a standalone one-shot, with no sequel and currently awaiting moderator approval.

    I'm aware it's not my best work, but I had to have something out before Bronycon:twilightblush:

    I'll post another blog either tomorrow or Friday where anybody can meet and hangout with me for a bit at the convention. I'm not doing a panel, just somewhere people can chillout:moustache:

    Hope you enjoy the story whenever it posts:twilightsmile:

    2 comments · 113 views
  • 27w, 4d
    Fimfiction is drunk again.

    14 comments · 281 views
  • 30w, 1d
    'Murica day

    9 comments · 130 views
  • 32w, 2d
    50k views, eh?

    6 comments · 164 views
  • 35w, 2d
    20 moar random questions of randomness and fun timez

    11 comments · 815 views
  • 36w, 2d
    Raining Ants.

    Lemme lay out how this evening went for me....

    >Goes into kitchen for something to nibble on.

    Something drew my attention to the ceiling, not sure what, but I noticed small black specks moving around. I look closer and see its ants. On the ceiling is a little peculiar, so I leave and find my mother.

    Me: "Hey mom... there are ants on the ceiling(s) (They were in the laundry room too) What's up with that?"

    Female Parental Unit: "Oh I sprayed some stuff along the outside of the house and in the corners of the kitchen. Kills the ants and keeps them away."

    'okay' I think. They must be just panicking, no biggy, right?


    I go back into the kitchen a few hours later and see them on the island and counter-top.

    Fun fact: Ants are total motherfuckers here in Michigan in spring.

    I start looking around the kitchen, trying to find where they're coming in from and failing that, I stand for a while just watching the little cunts going about the place. After a while I feel something hit my hand, an ant obviously. I just brushed it off thinking it got on me and I didn't notice.

    About a minute later I catch one falling off the ceiling.

    Only it wasn't falling, they were jumping.

    Like some sort of well-organized paratrooper force they were gathering in places and launching themselves down onto the counters like some of Orbital Drop Shock Trooper force.

    The little bastards were playing The Floor Is Lava, because it was.

    So now my house is filled with intelligent ants doing hot-drops all over the place. While typing, a platoon of them even landed on my keyboard. Next thing I know they'll be doing sick drop-kicks and laying bridges.

    Ants are now badass paratroopers. Confirmed.

    Edit: There's no food out for them, they're just assholes. Assholes doing aerial insertions >_>

    30 comments · 320 views
  • 36w, 6d
    Random Skype Shenanigans

    11 comments · 237 views

My newest story is done, and submitted.

However, I think the mods are taking the day off.

It's been 9 bloody hours and it's still awaiting approval.

So...just be patient! (Unlike me...)

Seriously, I've been refreshing the page like a madman


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#1 · 123w, 6d ago · · ·

SO MUCH CLAP-PONI :pinkiecrazy:

#2 · 123w, 6d ago · · ·


You ain't seen nothing yet...


#3 · 123w, 6d ago · · ·


Weird, only like 1/4 of them are there.

#4 · 123w, 6d ago · · ·


My god.... It's full of ponies.

#5 · 123w, 6d ago · · ·

>>364376 Looks like you hit the comment size limit :pinkiecrazy:

#7 · 123w, 6d ago · · ·


By the way, new story is posting in exactly 25 minutes:pinkiehappy:

#8 · 123w, 6d ago · · ·


i think i saw you saying somewhere that you get those from http://broni.es/misc.php?action=smilies

but how exactly are you getting them into the posts? surely you can't be pasting in the picture path of every single one of them, one by one?

#9 · 123w, 5d ago · · ·


I saved the 11 unique clapping pony images as one long string.

I manually pasted every one into a random, blank blog.

Then I saved the text in a notepad document for use later.

Every time I paste the really long image code from the document I get 11 ponies:pinkiehappy:

That makes sense, right?

#10 · 123w, 5d ago · · ·


lol, that totally makes sense

#11 · 123w, 5d ago · · ·

>>364752 [img]//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png[/img]

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