TuesdayGood News Everyone!15 comments · 112 views
1w, 4dQ & A answers14 comments · 70 views
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Been a while since I've done a Q&A (Ask Me Anything) blog, thought it'd be something fun to do
If you're an old timer then you probably know I do these from time to time.
I'll just lay down a couple quick rules (more like guidelines), then let you guys get to asking whatever the fuck you strange people want to ask me.
Keep it under 15 questions please, Ask as many as you want, but I won't answer any of the following questions (listed below) since I've been asked them more times than all the holes in every slice of swiss cheese ever.
Favorite poni & princess = Celestia. Who else?
Favorite color = Orange motherfucker
Am I a virgin? Nope
What inspired me to write? This. And I just figured "Why not give it a shot?"
Is part 3 of To Love a Goddess ever going to be written? Eeyup. Possibly soon*
I'll answer questions in comments sometime tomorrow, or when it seems no one else will ask anything.
NOW GET TYPING, KNAVES
p.s. Depending on the number of questions and my mood, I may answer these in a Youtube video. Finally see my beautiful masculine face and my lovely, serenading voice
4w, 3dHappy 2015 and all that9 comments · 48 views
Happy New Years to all my fellow bronies, and pegasisters who decided to stay home, or live on the other side of the world, IE, you're from the future
I'll keep this blog short, I got a quiet night at home to get to and I don't wanna bore anybody.
For 2015, I've got some ideas. Ideas that will make a fair number of you sploosh in your very seats if everything pans out
Feels odd starting the year off in a new home, maybe it'll finally feel like home instead of a stranger's house.
Oh yeah, saw an owl on my porch earlier tonight. It was so cool!!!
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16w, 3dA site update?9 comments · 132 views
19w, 6dAre you who you were a year ago?36 comments · 183 views
Pretty straightforward question. Are you the same person you were 365 days ago?
I saw that in some commercial in the TV section of WalMart, and it really got me thinking.
Am I who I was this time last year? I'd like to think I'm a little bit more mature and all the things that go with that. Overall though, I don't think I've changed much as a person. My personality kinda cemented itself early in my life.
What about you guys? Think back a year, even two, and ask yourself how you've changed
20w, 5dBrony's back b*tches!13 comments · 190 views
It's been a while since I last had *any* activity on the site, a month give or take a day, and a lot has happened since then.
First off, a massive, colossal THANK YOU to all the lovely people who helped me in my time of need. Seriously, I broke down in tears from the turnout in my donation box after only 24 hours. You guys are... beyond-words-awesome
It all helped out so much and I really cant say thanks enough.
If you donated, send me a PM so I can write your name down.
Secondly, the most major reason I was inactive was due to my beloved (only) computer being damaged beyond the point of operation.
tl;dr Somebody who will never again touch my laptop got mad and punched it, right in the hard drive, and it was instant BSOD without any hope of booting up ever again.
But now it's all fixed and I'm back with some repressed yearnings to write
But first I got a lot of catching up, and making my computer feel normal
And 2k+ blogs in my feed
Man I missed this place
25w, 1dI need some help.9 comments · 246 views
My fellow Fimfictioners, I come to you in pretty severe financial trouble and I'd be on my knees before you if that were possible.
Times are hard, and I'm about a thread away from losing my house, and that's a terrifying prospect since I've lived here almost my entire life.
I come to you all today a very desperate man, who can't help but feel deeply embarrassed. I don't have anywhere else to turn, so, here I am.
I'll try to keep this short and to the point...
Anything you guys can send me I would appreciate more than you know while I try and get things settled and back in order.
I am doing my best for a job in the area, applying everywhere I can, while trying to get back into college just so you don't think I'm being lazy and asking for handouts. Things are just hard now you know? And I don't really have anywhere to turn or any extra money saved up. I'm doing what I can to keep things going, but sometimes there just isn't enough.
If you donate, I'll be damn sure to do something to repay you if you let me know. I don't know what, but I'll think of something.
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26w, 4dNew Story2 comments · 113 views
I'll keep this blog short
The story is a standalone one-shot, with no sequel and currently awaiting moderator approval.
I'm aware it's not my best work, but I had to have something out before Bronycon
I'll post another blog either tomorrow or Friday where anybody can meet and hangout with me for a bit at the convention. I'm not doing a panel, just somewhere people can chillout
Hope you enjoy the story whenever it posts
27w, 4dFimfiction is drunk again.14 comments · 281 views
30w, 1d'Murica day9 comments · 130 views
32w, 2d50k views, eh?6 comments · 164 views
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36w, 2dRaining Ants.30 comments · 320 views
Lemme lay out how this evening went for me....
>Goes into kitchen for something to nibble on.
Something drew my attention to the ceiling, not sure what, but I noticed small black specks moving around. I look closer and see its ants. On the ceiling is a little peculiar, so I leave and find my mother.
Me: "Hey mom... there are ants on the ceiling(s) (They were in the laundry room too) What's up with that?"
Female Parental Unit: "Oh I sprayed some stuff along the outside of the house and in the corners of the kitchen. Kills the ants and keeps them away."
'okay' I think. They must be just panicking, no biggy, right?
I go back into the kitchen a few hours later and see them on the island and counter-top.
Fun fact: Ants are total motherfuckers here in Michigan in spring.
I start looking around the kitchen, trying to find where they're coming in from and failing that, I stand for a while just watching the little cunts going about the place. After a while I feel something hit my hand, an ant obviously. I just brushed it off thinking it got on me and I didn't notice.
About a minute later I catch one falling off the ceiling.
Only it wasn't falling, they were jumping.
Like some sort of well-organized paratrooper force they were gathering in places and launching themselves down onto the counters like some of Orbital Drop Shock Trooper force.
The little bastards were playing The Floor Is Lava, because it was.
So now my house is filled with intelligent ants doing hot-drops all over the place. While typing, a platoon of them even landed on my keyboard. Next thing I know they'll be doing sick drop-kicks and laying bridges.
Ants are now badass paratroopers. Confirmed.
Edit: There's no food out for them, they're just assholes. Assholes doing aerial insertions >_>
36w, 6dRandom Skype Shenanigans11 comments · 237 views